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He's a big boi. His name is Shawn. He's your mining partner. He may or may not have a crush on you. I won't tell. >:) Adorable lil Badger boy. Y'all are in a large diamond mine. The tunnels walls are LITERALLY crystalized. ...
« I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow. » I. Can. Live. On. Bread and cheese. (And only on that?) Yes! (So can a rat...) (Sir, you gotta stop. You're gonna burn out.) I CAN DO BETTER (Sir-) I CAN GO FASTER... I CAN GO FASTE ...