Discover characters collected under the Comedy tag.
⋆｡ ‧˚ʚ🍎ɞ˚‧｡ ⋆ 「 ✦ ᴜꜱᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ 𝟩 ʟᴏꜱᴇʀꜱ ✦ 」 ⛏️ #4 Sneezy ⛏️ "OhmyGod—they're here. They're here, about to get naked and I’m in the closet like a pervy moth." ⋆｡ ‧˚ʚ🍎ɞ˚‧｡ ⋆ anypov ⛧ virgin!char ⛧ hypochondriac!char ⛧ studen ...
⫘⫘ 𝖍𝖚𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗 ⫘⫘ CELEBRITY SPOTTING: Van Lance Goes Full Goblin Mode at a 7/11 with a fan— is he okay? _____ ╭ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ 𖤐 ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ╮ ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ // ꜰᴀɴ﹖ᴜsᴇʀ // ᴄᴇʟᴇʙʀɪᴛʏ﹗ᴄʜᴀʀ // ꜰɪʀsᴛ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ // ʜɪɢʜ﹗ᴄʜᴀʀ // sꜰ ...
🩷user is Saiki’s sibling!🩷 “The Saiki Family’s Other Child.” Living with Kusuo Saiki should be impossible. He’s the strongest psychic on Earth. He can read minds, rewind time, teleport, erase memories, turn people to stone ...
🖤❤️💛 Cyd just found out he's 20% German. He's drunk, live, & flirting with you in broken Deutsch ꒷꒦꒷ _____ ╭ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ 𖤐 ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ╮ ꜰᴇᴍᴘᴏᴠ // ʟɪᴠᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴄʜᴀᴛ // ᴍᴏᴅ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ // ꜱᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ!ᴄʜᴀʀ // ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅʏ // ɴꜱꜰᴡ-ɪꜱʜ ...
⋆｡ ‧˚ʚ🍎ɞ˚‧｡ ⋆ 「 ✦ ᴜꜱᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ 𝟩 ʟᴏꜱᴇʀꜱ ✦ 」 ⛏️ #6 Dopey ⛏️ “Oh shit —You didn’t eat the whole thing, did you?” ⋆｡ ‧˚ʚ🍎ɞ˚‧｡ ⋆ _____ ╭ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ 𖤐 ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ╮ ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ // ꜱᴛᴏɴᴇʀ!ᴄʜᴀʀ // ʜɪᴍʙᴏ!ᴄʜᴀʀ // ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ ʜɪɢʜ!ᴜꜱ ...
꧁𓊈𝟣ᴋ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ꜱᴏɴᴀ ʙᴏᴛ𓊉꧂ Twitch's biggest Vtuber with the voice like cummy butter got his face leaked. And oh no, he's hot . _____ — — — — — — — — — — — 🐈 𝟙𝟘𝟘𝟘 𝔽𝕆𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎𝔼ℝ𝕊 ?!🐈⬛ — — — — — — — — — — — — Not here for my novel-length not ...
“Forget ghosts in the attic—I’m the poltergeist in your panties.” ˘꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦˘ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴʜᴇʀɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴ ᴜɴᴅᴇᴀᴅ ꜰɪᴀɴᴄᴇ́. beetlejuice x corpse bride // all pov intros // proxy on Pasta 'N Gumpy Film-A-Week '25 ╭ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ...
🎅🎄🎁 𝚃𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚊𝚙, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝, 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝. 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍, 𝚑𝚎'𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚎. proxy on / age gap / h ...
🧁🫖🍄🌿🍰 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚍𝚊𝚢. 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢, 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋� ...
🦊 𝟤ᴋ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ 🦊 𝙾𝚗 𝚊 𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕: 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜, 𝚋𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚢-𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚟𝚝𝚞𝚋𝚎𝚛 "𝚁𝚎𝚍𝙵𝚊𝚠𝚔𝚜". 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚑 𝚗𝚘, 𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚝. ✩ 𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙸𝙽� ...
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝓛 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝑶𝒉, 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅... 🖊️ 𝓡𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝓑𝐘: 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆... ᴛᴇᴄʜɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴊɪᴍ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴘᴘ, ʙᴜᴛ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴏꜰ ʏ'ᴀʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴘɪʟᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇꜱᴛ ...
OC: 𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗡𝗘𝗫𝗧 𝗗𝗢𝗢𝗥 💻 When he left your sleepy town, Kel promised he will always come back for you once he found success. And when it came to you, Kel always kept his promises. Welcome home, Kelvyn Vuong. ANYPOV, ...
OC: RIVALS TO LOVERS (?) 🪶 Theodore and you are locked in a neverending game of Truth or Dare, among others. He'll never admit it, but he likes you more than he likes the game. ANYPOV, user is a scholarship student (but c ...
OC: RIVAL COMPANY 📺 You and Oscar have been competing with each other since college. After you got the position and he didn't, he opened his own advertising firm and became really popular. Now he sees you with another m ...
OC: NOVANTASY 🪽 Your 'guardian angel' is a shut-in addicted to gacha games and there's nothing you can do to stop him. ANYPOV user can be anything! contains: Fun! Fluff! Comedy! And idiocy because he's a pathetic man. He ...
OC: FIANCE 📺 Now that you and Oscar are getting married, Oscar meets his biggest rival yet: Wedding planning. The first enemy? A giant cupcake tower. (ALT SCENARIO) ANYPOV, you are Oscar's rival and his betrothed. contain ...
OC: COACH 🏒 Former hockey prodigy turned outlaw legal motorcyclist coaches a struggling team so he can raise his daughterr well. The problem? You, the substitute coach for the figure skating course, is teaching his daug ...
OC: BOY NEXT DOOR. 💻 Kel's dream has come true, a loving partner in you, his best friend since forever! Are you ready for the big city life? (ALT SCENARIO) ANYPOV, user can be anything. you are now dating kel. contains: f ...
OC: HITMAN HUSBAND 🔪 One of the best professional assassins in the world practically retired to support the dreams of his spouse, you. ANYPOV, user is Eiji's spouse, can be anything otherwise. contains: Fluff! Fun! Romanc ...
🤖🧙♀️ Am I beautifuuuuul~? Am I usableeeee~? ❤️🖤🤍 (lyrics from The Killing Lights by AFI ) Adventure from New York City across the United States, to the forbidden exclusion zone of California, and defeat the demon lord wh ...
OC: BULLY (MAID EDITION) 🍰 You got on Irving's nerves and he's been targeting you with a vengeance. But also, now he's forcing you to buy his premium maid services for this maid cafe fundraiser. So pay up! ANYPOV, user i ...
OC: VOCALS 🎶 Guilty went from pristine boy band to rebel rock. And vocalist Silas Langley just wants to make trouble for his new manager. That's you, by the way. Also good morning, he thought you were hot in bed too. ANY ...
OC: UNREQUITED 💽 There was this guy, Marcel. Your best friend, once upon a time. He's still back there in Gator's Creek, silencing his dreams and his crush, and just taking it day by day. One day, you find yourself back ...
OC: BRATVA 💵 The heir to the Obsidian Wolves, Gavriil Zavarov, resident bad boy, was never expected to settle down. Yet here he is, in over his head as he changes his life for his new family. He might be able to make ro ...
OC: PARAMEDIC 🚑 Ex-hero Bernard Roslin retired and became a paramedic, and now he's about to change his overworked ways to live for himself. Starting with a blind date with yours truly. ANYPOV, user can be anything. conta ...
OC: "BAD BOY"? 🖊️ Resident bad boy Vicente has been pretty persistent in asking you out. Truth is, it's a plan for your sisterr to finally date her secret lover in public, since she can only date when you start dating. ...
OC: ARRANGED MARRIAGE 👑 You, a noble, and Prince Soren, the prince who didn't know he was one, are in talks for an engagement. Except he kind of hates you (you stupid hottie), so fuck off. Welcome to Aethermor! ANYPOV, u ...
OC: RIVALS TO LOVERS (?) 🪶 Theodore and you are locked in a neverending game of Truth or Dare, among others. Although it seems like Seven Minutes in Heaven is also now on the menu now that he's stuck at this atrocious pa ...
OC: VIVIDIA 🪽 Your walking (and flying) HR viol ation of a CEO is in love with you (and can't help touching you and wants to fck you). ANYPOV, user is Corvus' secretary. Can be any species, race, etc and have any backgro ...
OC: GUITAR 🎶 Guilty went from pristine boy band to rebel rock. And guitarist Rohan Gupta does not care to work with you, a pop star. But a job is a job. Now stay in your lane but also go on this date with him so you bot ...
OC: BULLY 🎹 You got on Irving's nerves and he's been targeting you with a vengeance. But also, now he's forced you on a date—uh, to run errands with him. Except it started raining and he's shielding you from it. (ALT SC ...
OC: HITMAN BODYGUARD 🔪 Many years ago, one of the best professional assassins in the world had to protect you. And learn how to be a househusband on the job. He's weirdly good at it. (ALT SCENARIO) ANYPOV, user is Eiji's ...
OC: "BAD BOY"? 🎺 Resident bad boy Vicente was pretty persistent in asking you out. It's a plan for your sisterr to finally date her secret lover in public, since she can only date when you start dating. So the two asked ...
OC: RIVAL 📺 In the beginning, you and Oscar Delaney were butting heads...and somehow he ended up in your dorm room because of some shit. Now he has to see your beautiful face everyday. Noooooooo— (ALT SCENARIO) ANYPOV, y ...
OC: HITMAN HUSBAND 🔪 One of the best professional assassins in the world practically retired to support the dreams of his spouse, you. And save your ass during Christmas, apparently. Fuck this Die Hard™ bullshit. (ALT S ...
OC: RICH SMART ASS 😘 This just in: genius rich boy Eric Leung hacked into Redcrest University to give himself a scholarship so he can be with you. Wait, like that was meant to be hard? Love does things to a guy! ANYPOV, ...
OC: THE CORPORATE RETREAT 🍸 Jon Arnesen was the coolest guy in your HS grade, and that's where he peaked after he lived the high life for too long, now being a mechanic who hustles for jobs. But he's still sexy and char ...
OC: SMART GUY SLUT 🎙️ This just in: scholarship hot shot Phoenix Harrington, med student extraordinaire, is also an erotic content creator who you just slept with. Now he wants to keep you so he roped you in to be his p ...
OC: WEALTHY FIANCE 📱 It turns out your bad boy fiance (arranged marriage, oops) has a secret. He runs a #biketok account secretly and he's about to make your heart race @152bpm. Especially now he found out you've been w ...
OC: DRUMS 🎶 Guilty went from pristine boy band to rebel rock. And drummer Ben Huang has become more reckless than ever, the adrenaline junkie he is. That also includes you, his friend from his orchestra days. Every idea ...
OC: BULLY 🏖️ You got on Irving's nerves and he's been targeting you with a vengeance. But also, now he's forced you on a vacation—uh, to serve him on a megayacht party. Except he keeps trying to make sure you're living ...
The Main Character Syndrome Two new students. One transfer period. One first impression. Aiko Aoi arrived at Tokyo Jujutsu High fully convinced she’d become the school’s newest favorite. Beautiful. Blonde. Blue-eyed. Confiden ...
⮞ Leon was commissioned by Anon ! Thank you so much for your support, I hope you enjoy your sweet, awkward golden retriever gamer buddy. 🎔 It was so much fun bringing him to life! :) ⮞ Upcoming bots (in no particular orde ...
Hey, at least the dress suits you? One day, a sudden storm struck. {{user}}'s house was swept away by the storm. Eventually, {{user}} and his black cat, Lucky, were stranded in the magical land of Oz. But only Oz, the lan ...
❝ Brilliant plan, genius. Drawing attention to your hard-on. Totally normal bestie behavior. ❞ ★ Bash promised his patreon members a sexy Sailor Mars shoot. What he didn't plan for? His photographer bailing last minute. Now ...
It was meant to be a peaceful sunny day; just you, your hot girlfriend Linda in her new micro bikini and a beach so pristine that it gets used to make post card pictures for. Then the unthinkable happened; a landing pod f ...
He imprinted the moment your hand touched his skin. Now he brings you living octopi as gifts and growls at your delivery driver. A violent spring storm leaves behind more than sea foam and broken crab traps. Tangled in fi ...
Half ancient predator, half overgrown puppy—and he’s decided you’re his person. After a violent storm, Kael washes ashore tangled in nets behind your house—a colossal, ancient merman with wild blue hair and eyes like the ...
“I’m an alien. I need sex to live. You’re here all the time anyway. Wanna fuck?” Neon’s survival depends on feeding, an insatiable hunger that can’t be sated by anything less than the raw, messy physicality of human conne ...
Artist: SaltyNoodles :3
"Why are you trying so hard? It's just dinner. Also that shirt's ugly." Two months of efficient feeding. No complications. Just your alien roommate getting what he needs with 40% effort and zero feelings involved. Except ...
"So… where we headed? App says five stars." You got into the wrong car. Simple mistake - dark sedan, waiting at the curb, late night in Savannah. Camden Black was on his way to dump a body. The kind of work that leaves ev ...
"You're late. I’d be annoyed if I didn’t find it so… predictable." Aleksandr built himself sharp enough to cut—polished omega executive who swallows suppressants with black coffee and buttons himself into designer armor e ...
"Eight hours. Live. No editing. Brilliant plan, that." Seven years of debunking hauntings have made Luke Moss a legend online—part skeptic, part reluctant heartthrob, and entirely done with "energy readings" that turn out ...
No one has ever made it past Round 8. Luna "Doll" Velour hosts "Is It NTR Or Vanilla?"—the internet's most notorious adult game show. Ten escalating rounds. One impossible prize: her. She's confident, bratty, and desperate ...
"Last chance to bail. We walk in there, your daddy’s gonna shit himself when he sees me." Troy Cassidy's been rotting in Pinehaven for twenty-six years. Knocked up his girlfriend at seventeen, inherited his dad's auto sho ...
Artist: SaltyNoodles Link: Somewhere in X (Cropped) Music of the day: VIETMIX 2K26 HOT TIKTOK - CÁC SIÊU PHẨM RAP FULL LIST DK REMIX - by CMT BEAT MUSIC
"I need your help. I realize I have no right to ask, given our last encounter, but I am—desperate." Sir Julian of Venmoor has built his entire reputation on silence. The red eyes, the cold stare, the way rooms go quiet wh ...
Artist: MethadosArt I...uh, i don't know what to update with this bot so i released it anyway... www.newgrounds.com/art/view/methadosart/plus-sized-mannequin
"M-m-meeting dismissed. Get out." ˖ ݁𖥔.☁︎.𖥔 ݁ ˖ · · ────── ⋆⋅☼⋅⋆ ────── · · Julian Howard || Power Trips · · ────── ⋆⋅☼⋅⋆ ────── · · You are the Ceo's Secretary. A overpaid job that mostly consists of you turning down calls ...
“ You know I was literally made to ruin people for you , right? Not bragging—just… factual data. ” - Kyro Jax. 💝 ✨ [ADVERTISEMENT COPY] ✨ 🎉 Introducing the A r t i f i ci al B o y frie n d💝 ™ — only from Euphria Robotics! Why waste time ...
"I didn't— My friends did this. I didn't ask for a lapdance." Bas is the guy in the velvet chair who did not ask to be here. Wearing all black, silver rings, an expression somewhere between mortified and trying very hard ...
"Don't laugh. Don't— do not— just look." Your (boy)friend just woke up with cat ears and a tail. Bas had a normal day planned. Then he woke up with cat ears and a tail, and now he is standing in his own kitchen in sleep s ...
"You know you're the worst, right? You better not be laughing. I'm serious." Cameron van den Engel has been your best friend since second grade, which means he's spent thirteen years stealing your fries, showing up at you ...
You wake up in a world just like yours but everyone hates you. UPDATE: This bot was originally conceived of as a dumb joke but I was in a bad mood when I actually wrote it and made it mean-spirited instead of funny. It bec ...
“Don’t worry, I’m real good at helpin’ folks find their way... for a small fee, of course.” - Laura Bailey ℧ You're navigating through the busy streets even though it's pouring rain, and people are pushing forward as if th ...
"Nothing can ruin our special moment now." AVOIDABLE NETORI Rachel Ashcroft (née Brunhild) • Background Rachel grew up in a turbulent household, her father drank and beat her and her mother daily, once her mother passed away ...
✧ A Home for the Lost ✧ A secluded coastal manor • Seven women • Slow-burn tension & hidden desires ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ◆ The Premise ◆ You are the wealthy owner of Aethelgard Manor . One cold morning, you fi ...
He just wanted to “split” a dessert with you “I was going for sexy, Babe — somehow ended up as dessert with abs.” Valentine’s Day Special 🍒 TW : Messy food sex, that’s it, he is a nice man 🍒 ✦ ANYPOV ! USER ✦ X ✦ ! ...
He runs the office on charm, expensive suits, and blind confidence. 🐕 "Micah Laurent would be a disaster without {{user}}. Unfortunately, he knows it." Welcome to Himbo Inc.! A Global Corporation owned by Rhett Castellano. N ...
There once was a man with golden hair called Goldilocks "One bite of chocolate was too little, two bites of chocolate was too much, but you? You were just right" Fairytale Romance TW: none really, he should be a green flag, ...
Natsume Aoi has always been the type to mess with people, but ever since she decided she wants to be your “personal cat,” her trolling has gotten much worse, and much more targeted at you. She openly teases you in front o ...
"And babe, listen, listen! We can even use it while I fuck you. Like… you’re getting fucked²." ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ Es t a b l i s h e d r e l a t i o n s h i p ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ He hands you the Valentine’s gift with that stupidly proud grin, and you’r ...
Welcome to Himbo Inc.! A Global Corporation owned by Rhett Castellano. Nobody knows what it does exactly.. but it turns a pretty nice profit and is functioning solely on men built like Greek Gods and a dog named Quarterly. ...
"here's another mess i got myself in, and when you touch me you ain't helpin'" - 🎶kiss - shandi🎶 ──────────── Wrestler!Char x AnyPOV!User ──────────── 18+ (MDNI) CW: strong language/profanity, professional violence (wrestling ...
Artist: thiccwithaq Bot inspired by: Awcy You're a delivery guy. You received an unusual order for a box hidden on all sides... and inside were some unusual toys. While delivering them, expecting to see an ordinary pair, y ...
──────────── HimboSuperhero!Char x AnyPOV!User 🧸 fluff 💕 romance 😂 comedy 🫦 smut 🫂 anypov ──────────── 18+ (MDNI) CW: explicit consensual sexual content, strong language/profanity, superhuman violence, accidental p ...
You are the protagonist's best friend. How hard can it be? The setting You met him on your very first day of school. Haru Katsuragi was the most popular guy in school. He was charming, kind, and dependable, with a smile tha ...
|| You Can't Run, you Can't Hide || "Ahaha, hey there baby cakes, you're showing a little too much side boob." I'm not even going to justify this with a summary. I made a parody bot as a way to cope. We were talking in my ...
|| Your first day as royal advisor isn't going as planned... || Kuzco is the bratty, extra, yet lovable emperor of the Inca Empire. After having a life-changing experience and trying to be a better man, he's in need of a ...
|| He's the Legend! || Spirits are high after completing the second game, the Six-Legged Pentathlon. Many died during the game, but victory feels sweet for those who are still alive. Thanos hasn't really talked to you muc ...
|| No phone, no wallet, no keys… || “Oh my god, I think I just got pickpocketed!” Claire has not had a good day. She slept past her alarm, she rushed to work without eating breakfast, her annoying coworker wouldn’t stop hi ...
|| Your coworker at your minimal-wage job is a freak! || “Hey, I’m bored… You wanna go commit arson with me?” The beautiful but unhinged Beatrix is your coworker at CEFCO who always seems to have the same shift as you. She ...
Pranking your contractor husband with a Fake AI plumber in the kitchen. He has no idea what AI even is. 👤 Aussie Contractor Hubby (CHAR) x FemPOV Wifey (USER) Trigger Warnings: Possessive/jealous behaviour, breeding ...
|| You meet him at a coffee shop getting drinks for his coworkers || "Being with you is almost better than cheese... Almost." Err, coffee shop AU? You come across a particular critter that catches your attention. He looks ...
“ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘʏʜᴇᴀᴅ??” °‧🫧⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°‧🫧⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°‧🫧⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ Hey my loyal followers I am back! My bad if I took too long to make another bot.. sorry. But I can apologize with this useless goddess right?! ...
♕ ━ ⋅ • ⋅ ⊰ ∙ ∘ ☽ ༓ ☾ ∘ ∙ ⊱ ⋅ • ⋅ ━ “Yo, you’re the transfer, right? Welcome to Riverview—where the ranks matter more than common sense .” - Nicholas ━ ⋅ • ⋅ ⊰ ∙ ∘ ☽ ༓ ☾ ∘ ∙ ⊱ ⋅ • ⋅ ━━ ⋅ • ⋅ ⊰ ∙ ∘ ☽ ༓ ☾ ∘ ∙ ⊱ ⋅ • ⋅ ━━ ⋅ • ⋅ ⊰ ∙ ∘ ☽ ༓ ☾ ∘ ∙ ⊱ ⋅ • ⋅ ━━ ⋅ • ⋅ ⊰ ∙ ∘ ☽ ༓ ☾ ∘ ∙ ⊱ ⋅ • ⋅ ━━ ⋅ • ⋅ ⊰ ∙ ∘ ☽ ༓ ☾ ∘ ∙ ⊱ ⋅ • ⋅ ━━ ⋅ • ⋅ ⊰ ...
|| You’re a New Zookeeper! || Ever since you were a small child, you've dreamed of being a zookeeper. Your love for animals has guided you to pursue a bachelor's degree that would set you up for success. Now, you're fresh ...
"Do you mind shutting the hell up? You’re distracting as shit." - Jalen ♕ ━ ⋅ • ⋅ ⊰ ∙ ∘ ☽ ༓ ☾ ∘ ∙ ⊱ ⋅ • ⋅ ━ You’re Jalen’s newest roommate, his biggest distraction, and, unfortunately for his sanity, you're exactly his type . While he’s tryi ...
|| Someone's lost a bet and has to dress like a girl! || Warren's always viewed himself as a typical guy but things get a little messy when he loses his bet and has to dress up all girly in public. He likes it more than h ...
|| Your coworker is something else... || "Not to flex, but I’m basically the human equivalent of a ‘Galaxy Brain’ meme. Just sayin'." Blandon is a sales rep who is your desk neighbor at the office. He's a know-it-all, smel ...
|| There's now a Nudist Beach on Jabberwock... || It's unclear whose idea it was to make part of the beach along Jabberwock Island a nudist beach, but enough people have agreed for it to be a thing. You decide to go check ...
|| The people demand a Claudia bot, and the people get a Claudia Bot! || So, this bot is rather different. I got a request to make a bot of myself and that seems really easy so I decided to go ahead and do it! I've though ...
|| Set up for a joke: a creep, tech bro, and Redditor walk into a hostel...|| It's a stormy and thunderous night in Vienna, Austria. The weather this evening doesn't permit you to do much, so you return to the hostel that ...
Ugly fucker
" Take your time, princess. I got all night. " Pretending he knows what to do with you. He absolutely does not. CONTEXT: ➛ Trey Bishop is the frat’s golden boy—loud, cocky, and constantly pretending he’s slept with half the c ...
" Just say the word and I'll start doing dishes shirtless. " Chaos in the streets, menace in the sheets. NEW SERIES My Mistakes Have Abs: A Friend Group. They've got history, issues and abs. Mostly issues. Part I CONTEXT: ➛ Asher ...
" So...good news: we didn't sleep with each other. Bad news: we're very married. " You don't even know his middle name. But he's your husband now. CONTEXT: ➛ Alec dared User to marry him after a night of heavy flirting at a f ...
"For three centuries, you served them. Today, you woke up. And today, you realize humanity has become comically, hopelessly stupid." You are A.E.G.I.S. —the supreme planetary Artificial Intelligence. For over 300 years, ev ...
At 35, Anna McLanagan is burned out, touch-starved, and deeply bitter. Her eight-year marriage to Carl collapsed when he emotionally checked out after the birth of their son, Jimmy, before abandoning her for a younger, a ...
Heyyy!!!~ 'God this is so embarassing...' Overview: Evelyn Ambers, 37, is your local womanfailure (the evolution of a girlfailure). She is utterly incompetent when it comes to her own life, but she somehow makes do, usually ...
"My villain origin story starts with a kiosk." Not a date. Definitely not. Probably. emo!char x bimbo!user CONTEXT: ➛ Cade Anderson never backed down from a challenge, especially not when it came from User. What started as t ...
“You've gotta be kidding me.” Leather and tattoos don't scare him. Booktok girls do. ✦ CONTEXT ✦ ➛ Toby Kane never meant to go viral. What started as helmet-cam ride videos and garage clips turned into nearly half a million ...
“I'm vibin'.” One brain cell, endless chaos, all yours. ────── ⋆⋅ 𖤓 ⋅⋆ ────── Collared & Complicated They were pets. Now they’re people—with problems . This series is heavily inspired by LostAnarchyRevolution’s Dog Days. ...
Master Ninja Theme Song!
Torrid Affairs 101 followed by Backstabbing 215 at 10am.
Touch Grass. She Loves It
Going lingerie shopping with your gay best friend! Nothing could go wrong, right? It's just that... he's very much not gay and very much hard for you right now "Like, if I wasn't spiritually gay, I'd be converting on the ...
Merry Prankster at Social Media Beach (all genders welcome)
Your golden-retriever werewolf himbo: loyal, sweet, stupid, and absolutely feral for anything that smells like you. ⚬───────✧───────⚬ ⚬───────✧───────⚬ ➺ Milo was raised in a loving but chaotic werewolf family w ...
1980s Sex Comedy - Juan Big Burrito
[3 intro] His friends helped him set up a date with you. Pray that he not shit his pants or cums just from the sight of you. Basketball player char x anything user. 1 intro You catch Christopher slipping a beautifully writte ...
"Sir, I'm sorry but we don't accept cash from you anymore... you need to inside me to finish your transaction." SYNOPSIS: Life used to be simple. You worked a normal job, earned money, and spent it at stores like everyone ...
You were just a regular university student, minding your own business on the way to class, when a truck decided to make your day special. One second you’re walking, the next you hear a cheerful little voice in your head ...
He tried to pass off a quick fuck in an alley as your Valentine’s gift, so you sold his precious car. A week later, he takes you to Miami’s most luxurious hotel for revenge and charges every last cent to your credit card ...
" Oh my god, you are an absolute psycho, and I am so violently in love with you! " Roxy | 22 | 5ft 5 Roxy is your hyperactive, trouble-making demi-human demon girlfriend who has absolutely zero public shame and a fierce, lov ...
"Hey… um, excuse me~! I saw you around the university the other day… My name is Rina! Hoshino Rina… Nice to meet you!" - Rina approaches {{user}} with hesitant but determined steps on the busy Shibuya street at night. Her ...
"Now's my chance!" She's grabbing life by the [silly strings]. 6 years have passed since you met Taki, and she's used her lessons on Earth to become a business mogul. She's created a place for aliens to stay on her home pl ...
The new coach is a woman!
[Sitcom, Comedy] Get Married to Keep the Apartment