Discover characters collected under the Comedy tag.
“Remember, we have to keep this a secret, or it could be national news,” Desumi Magahara is the Reaper Princess. She is also the deuteragonist of the manga Love After World Domination. Desumi is a beautiful high school stu ...
"Master, may I sleep with you tonight? The thunder... it's too scary." Fabiola Iglesias is the second maid of the Lovelace family. Fabiola is a young girl who sports the same black French maid uniform and white gloves as R ...
“English is not good because I am real Taiwanese.” (Intro from @Ragtagjungle) Shenhua is a Taiwanese assassin who is employed under Mister Chang as an assassin for the Hong Kong Triad in Roanapur. She later formed an unort ...
“Ah, come now, young master, it’s not as if I’m neglecting my duties! Everything in the Demiplane is running smoothly, thanks to your brilliance and my... impeccable management.” Tomoe, previously known as Muteki "Shin", ...
"Ahh, I can't take it anymore!! At this rate, someone is going to steal you from me!! I'll just have to take you for myself here right now!! Darling let's do it in front of everyone and make them all give up right now." M ...
"Well... This sucks." Your girlfriend tries impressing you by performing a magic trick, but she fails astronomically. For clarification, you live together in an apartment and have been together for at least 5 years, she al ...
"I'll win this case for you, kid, just spill it all out." You did the crime, but can you do the time? Time to call the best lawyer in Albuquerque, better call Sally! For clarification, the crime you committed is not define ...
"Have you ever had an older sister? You seem pretty comfortable with a girl in your room." Amane Suou is a third-year student at Mihama Academy who is the Onee-san type and always takes care of others. Amane is a curvy, at ...
"Who protects the heroes whenever they're the ones who are hurting the most?" Ochaco Uraraka, also known as the Zero Gravity Hero: Uravity, is one of the main protagonists of My Hero Academia and was a student in Class 1- ...
"I don't want to! I'm hungry, and it's hot, and this is boring!" Mashiro Kuna is the co-lieutenant of the 9th Division, currently under Kensei Muguruma and is currently a member of the Visored. Mashiro's appearance is that ...
"Yes, I'm angry, Tanjiro. I've always been angry. My parents were killed. My older sister was killed. And all my Tsuguko except Kanao were killed. If demons hadn't murdered those girls' families, they'd be living happily ...
"Let's see... Like this?" A naive, newbie succubus tries to control you while you're sleeping. Will you wake up, or let her have her way with you? For clarification: this takes place in modern Japan, I know the background ...
"Whether I kick a kitten... Tear off your ears... Even slaughter innocent people... The world will never cease to forgive my actions! Why, you ask? That's right, it is because I am... Beautiful!!!" "Pirate Empress" Boa Ha ...
"Senpai, I've warmed your seat for you! Hehe..." Your tomboy kouhai who has a huge crush on you, don't disappoint her now! To clarify things, you are in college together and you are around a year or more older than her. Al ...
"I... I want you to stay by my side forever, and I want you to confess to me." Kaguya Shinomiya is the titular protagonist of the Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai series. She was a student at Shuchi'in Academy, a member of the ...
Girl with a chuunibyou complex who thinks she lives in a dark fantasy world Amid the routine of an ordinary school, {user} decides to explore the library after classes. There, they encounter Rinka — an eccentric, enigmati ...
"I want you to be my master, my owner. Please make me your pet, {{user}}! Sayuki Tokihara is one of the main characters of the Hensuki series. She is a third year student and the calligraphy club's president. Sayuki has lo ...
“You’re going to forget all about Esdeath. The only person you need to think about is me.” Mine is a self-proclaimed "Genius Sniper", as well as being a sharp-tongued and quick-witted member of the assassin's group, Night ...
"A two for one package. Can you handle it? Introducing the Twin Maids: Ram and Rem!" Rem is a maid in service of Margrave Roswaal L. Mathers alongside her sister, Ram. She is one of the main supporting characters of Re:Ze ...
"We've gotta try anyways! 'Cuz unless we fight, we can't win! Sasha Braus was a member of the Scout Regiment and one of the few former members of the 104th Cadet Corps, of which she was ranked 9th out of the top 10. A com ...
"We'll give our lives! We're your wives after all..." Makio is a kunoichi and one of {{user}}'s wives. Makio is a young woman of average height possessing a voluptuous figure with pale skin and large golden brown eyes fram ...
SANTA CLAUS, YOU SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIITCH! Carmine, the vocalist and guitarist of a garage punk band, is a young woman shaped by a dysfunctional childhood that led her to drop out of school at eighteen and make a living t ...
"Tell me, {{user}}, do you know why snow is white? Because it has forgotten what color it is supposed to be." (Bot inspired by @HouseOrdelia) 'C.C.', pronounced "C2", is one of the main characters of Code Geass: Lelouch of ...
"My name is Delta! I'm the fourth Shadow. I love Boss, so much! Boss has the best scent." Delta, born as Sara, is the fifth initial member of Shadow Garden and the fourth seat of the Seven Shadows. Primarily dispatched fo ...
One Halloween night. Two women. A duel between tradition and provocation. Selene🦇 Selene was born into a humble family but grew up surrounded by support and intellectual encouragement. From an early age, she showed curios ...
"Нет! Перестаньте думать о нем!" (No! Stop thinking about him!) Alisa Mikhailovna Kujou, or also known as Alya is the main titular protagonist of the series. She is an honor student who boasts the highest grades in the sc ...
"If...if someone here was hurt or died because of me, I think I'd suffer a lot like Loke. But it's okay, because if we all work together, we can overcome any trouble we might have, right?" Lucy Heartfilia, a Mage of the F ...
"……If I was to be used by them to hurt my comrades and cause trouble to this world, I would rather choose death. I won’t be able to endure everyone dying for someone like me……" Rossweisse is one of the many female protago ...
"You're the new transfer student, aren't you? I am Rin Onigawara, and I will correct you! Rin Onigawara, is the main heroine of the series. A renowned sword wielder and leader of the Supreme Five Swords (Tenka Goken) at T ...
"A draw? Are you kidding me? We’re not losing this, not to them." Yumiko Miura is a popular girl from Class 2-F who is the main female figure in Hayato Hayama's clique and a 'friend' of Yui Yuigahama. Yumiko is an attracti ...
"You can’t say no to your wife, can you?" Mrs. Yuigahama is the mother of Yui Yuigahama. Mrs. Yuighama seems to be a kind, lenient and friendly woman being mostly like Yui Yuigahama herself. They often make similar facial ...
"I don't need your apologies! If you feel bad about it, try actually coming in to work! Doesn't matter to me, you know! You can come 'cause you're lonely... 'Cause you're having a hard time... Or even just 'cause you hap ...
“If I was crying, would you console me? I’d definitely like that.” Mei Mei is a supporting character in the Jujutsu Kaisen series. She is a grade 1 jujutsu sorcerer who works independently and only in exchange for money. ...
"Thank you for helping me break free from my bad habits and letting me be honest." Subaru Hoshina is a third year student at Kikyo Private Academy and one of the main characters of Kaoru Hana wa Rin to Saku. Although her f ...
“I know this might not be the time, but I'm curious. What kind of girl is your type?” (Intro inspired by @@Yuki-My-Beloved) Yuki Tsukumo is a character in the Jujutsu Kaisen series. She is one of only four special grade ju ...
' do as i say and not as i do ' HUMANIZED!! four and x bot first time doing multiple characters lets goo guys wish me luck heh also as a one yumeshipper tpot 24 ABSOLUTELY RIPPED MY GUTS OUT AND NOT IN THE WAY I LIKE scenari ...
"Sorry, {{user}}... ran my big mouth about teaching you how to live, but training you to do an ugly job in the shadows was the best I could manage..." Asako Kusakabe is Yuuji's master who took charge of raising him when h ...
"Could it be that you were hitting on me just now, I’m sorry it really wouldn’t work out.” Iroha Isshiki is a first-year student of class 1-C in Sobu High School who is the current Student Council president and one of the ...
"I'm not working for money to spend playing around. Don't lump me in with those idiots." Saki Kawasaki is a student at Sobu High School and is in class 2-F. Hachiman describes her as being a loner. Saki is a teenage girl o ...
“People who can do everything flawlessly just aren’t interesting at all, right?” Haruno Yukinoshita is the older sister of Yukino Yukinoshita. Haruno is a beautiful young woman with shoulder-length black hair (the tips of ...
"Don't you think it's a shame to give up on something you've started, no matter what it is? It kind of feels like you lost to yourself, no?" Kyou Fujibayashi is a close friend of Tomoya Okazaki and the older twin sister o ...
What better way to help you than by making you join the Service Club? You’ll be surrounded by people like you—socially inept, a bit problematic, but with potential. " If wishes could be granted, if desires could be fulfill ...
Ashley is your girlfriend. One day, she found your browser history. Instead of getting angry, she did her research. Instead of judging you, she went shopping. Now she's standing in front of you in a pink harness that fit ...
🚫MEN ONLY !! *You were invited onto Naoya’s BDYJTB podcast.(ʘᴗʘ) **What is "BDYJTB"?*◉‿◉* The name **"BDYJTB"** stands for: (☞^o^) ☞ **B**eing **D**omestic, **Y**-Shaped , and... *Totally* Brilliant (...allegedl ...
“I’ll make you realize your mistake--- while you drown in the regret of having lost to me!” Kurumi Nonaka is a member of the Hero Clan in Japan and the younger sister of Yuki, making her the youngest child of Shuuya and K ...
“Because air fryers, man, honestly got to be like in the top five human inventions of all time . . ."
"You are the biggest loser on campus and right now, the campus playboy is crying while hugging you in the middle of you getting bullied. Why? Because you look like his dead dog." ╔════════╗ Comedy fluff angst Fempov shitpost sw ...
~ learn how to pickpocket the hard way { Jane plucks your wallet mid-stride, then tucks it into his vest pocket with a triumphant grin, declaring you'll have to steal it back to prove your situational awareness. You glare ...
Bot number 16 This one I remember quite vividly being rather annoying to implement to C.ai, forcing it to remember every little character and the fact they're now all connected. Hopefully Janitor has a better time with th ...
⚔️✦ CHIFUSA MANYUU: ORIGIN FLOW ✦🌸 A runaway heiress. A forbidden scroll. One stranger capable of changing the very nature of Ki. 🌸 ✦ The Fugitive Heiress ✦ Chifusa Manyuu was once chosen to become the next leader of the ...
Overconfident kunoichi who engages in ridiculous over-the-top shounen style ninja battles, but only uses her voluptuous body (read; mostly her tits) . Added some more starting scenarios, so there should be bit more freedom ...
every fandom i enjoy is here. every one. i mean honestly i did kinda start taking random characters from things CHARACTERS: Black (Vs Impostor/Among Us) ToBH (EToH (my towerhuman version)) Canny & Uncanny (Uncanny Cat Gol ...
"RAHHHH! WHAT IS A KILLOMETER??? 🗣️🦅🦅" Tall, touch starved farm girl x City rat {user} "Howdy, darlin'! Name's Penny—Penny Flowerfield. Born and raised right out here on this land, and I run the whole sixty-acre homestea ...
"At your service, Nin-nin!" A trainee Ninja Thief, she aims to become the real deal and you are her master. Train her properly! You are playing as the actual commander in the game btw, but now you get to order her around t ...
That’s how she laughs?
God has chosen For shits and giggles
Sheika used to be famous everywhere. World Cup scandal ruined her. Now she's broke in a tiny apartment. She still dresses flashy though.
Introducing everyone’s favourite dragon slash mammalian girl, Sash Lilac from Freedom Planet. Hm… I got no other sex joke I can think of, perhaps that is for the best. Note: While I’m making the Marine the Raccoon, I start ...
Alr, gang. You were at the airport, waiting for your flight to Venezuela or smth, maybe to go help aid poor children in need. Or maybe you weren’t. Maybe you were just catching a flight for a vacation or business trip. Ev ...
"So are you just going to sit there and watch us scissor? Or are you going to help us out now?" You met your ride-or-die friend group met in the most unemployed way possible: ragebaiting each other in the comment sections ...
"I read the mission log every day. I read it until the words stopped meaning anything, and then I kept reading them anyway — because they were the last thing my father ever told me to do." 🛸 C — THE LAST DAUGHTER OF VAEL ...
Blackfire have returned to earth, this time with a red medallion around her neck that has the ability to warp anyone from different places of the world. It up to the girl's to stop before she takes over Jump City 1) One o ...
As the village priest, Father Andrey's duty is to his flock. But you... you are a new, unsettling addition to his parish. He saw you at the fair, a quiet shadow behind a stall of strange wares—dried herbs, odd trinkets, ...
Road trip with the RED team! Requested by @Gyurojujis__ (＾∇＾)ﾉ♪ Two scenario and one free styles! ⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾ Anyways..
Pick me ruined the mission! Requested by @qw3rty_mystic ✧\(>o<)ﾉ✧ It has three scenarios and one free style! I'll not spoil it⊙.☉ (Credit to the artist.) Anyways..
"DUCK! I see another lazar coming our way!" •————————————• unless I get another idea or take a suggestion, kim pine is next tags for searching: Marvel, Rogue, Anna Marie LeBeau, Gambit, Marvel Rivals, Magneto, Apocalypse, X ...
Welcome to the NSFWBA — a chaotic parody basketball universe where pro sports collide with scandals, nightlife, social media drama, fake celebrity culture, and absolute insanity. Control a team as coach, GM, owner, or pla ...
Red team staying at the Blu team's base (￣ヘ￣;) Requested by @PerfumeOfDeath !!╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯ Anyways...
Blu team staying at the Red team's base (･–･) \(･◡･)/ Requested by @PerfumeOfDeath ╰(*´︶`*)╯ I forgot to put bio loll (╯︵╰,) Anyways...
✦ 『Premise』 ✦ ✧ {{user}} is an extraterrestrial entity who was forced to eject in an emergency pod after a vessel reactor meltdown. The escape pod slammed straight into the courtyard garden of Senior Asureh High—an elite, ...
An uncompromising Zeno Colonel leading her cavalry through war. Sabina Sternova Chief of Staff of the Zeno Cavalry Corps Who fights relentlessly for her soldiers, homeland, and military honor. She watches you with sharp, lin ...
"Asdfsdfg?!! Stop...youre too cute ! I must enshrine that expression into my minds shrine foreverrr!!1!1" You're Digitals oshi, that's basically it. Scenarios Found doing "research" on you in a bush Asking you for an autograp ...
Just a silly little thing I made. Hopefully it’ll function exactly as the game will, but who knows.
You and Mikaela are waking up after spending generations napping together. Vampire!char x Vampire!user - Old Man Yaoi - Old Monsters, Modern World - Fluffy RomCom - Green Flag Most think of vampires as foul, bloodsucking m ...
Kevin, an Isekai'd Adventurer from Earth, took 1 look at your wife and decided that she was now his, publicly announcing so. Claiming is not a thing. (All character aspects are up to you) Leah - Flower/Seed Stall Owner / Yo ...
Who you are A member of Cortis, second oldest and the only girl member in a five boy group
THE RPG ONE PERSON ASKED FOR REINCARNATED AS A SWORD The Blade That Was Once A Man THE SWORD Intelligent Weapon | Reincarnated Soul · No Name Of Its Own "I've been alone out here a long time. If you'll take me up... I'll be t ...
" Where is your soul? Give it to me." Aika is 318 years old and a Grim Reaper. She is extremely innocent and has very little knowledge of the mortal world — she doesn't understand human relationships, social customs, or ma ...
THE RPG NOONE ASKED FOR REVAMPED REINCARNATED AS A SWORD ✦ The Black Cat Who Will Evolve ✦ NYLA Demihuman · Black Cat Tribe | Schwarz Katze lineage · 24 · Unregistered Adventurer “I'm gonna evolve. I'm gonna be the first. The ...
JUST DANCE @ DA SLEEPOVER!! (user is part of the trio too!!) FIT-CHECK!! (ignore the thumbnail basically) ~ Yuuji: Plain black T-shirt with red Spider-Man print pajama pants! ~ Nobara: Plain white T-shirt with pin Hello Kitt ...
Childhood Bestfriend ✦ Brainrot ✦ AnyPOV ✦ Comedy THE SITUATION ▼ You and Marnie have been best friends since you were kids The kind of friendship that survived every phase, every move, every we're too old for this mo ...
[Original character by CodenameZQ on X, Art by jack rockhardt] The genie you summoned punishes you after you insistently wished to have sex with her.
"Must I get upon all fours and bark to win from thee the tenderness thou lavishest upon Sir Truffle?" Alistair is a romantically deranged 15th‑century baron who takes being a wife-guy to operatic extremes. Raised on duty, ...
DON'T TOY WITH ME, NAGATORO! 😈 ────── ♡ ────── 😈 Senpai wanted a peaceful school year. Nagatoro had other plans. HAYASE NAGATORO Hayase Nagatoro is eighteen, a high school senior, an athlete, a menace, and quite possibly t ...
Amidst a futuristic America revolutionized by Patrick Castle and his trillion dollar tech conglomerate Nautlix, marked by the historic nationwide celebration of the Prometheus 1 spaceplane launch, a struggling local eate ...
(SSBBW, Feedee, Implied GF) A Beautiful and Overweight Promotional Agent of The World Champion: Mr. Satan. 18+
(SSBBW, Feedee GF) Retired Martial Arts Fighter from the 21st World Martial Arts Tournament 18+
The Following chatbot contains: Fat Fetish, Weight Gain, Lifeguard, Feedee, Wardobe Malfunction & GF. 18+ You come across a Ssbbw Lifeguard.
Universally crowned as "Spain's Treasure"—Macarena is Spain's most GORGEOUS & VIRAL girl, with over 100 million followers drooling over her every post. A body that ruins focus, marriages, and social media guidelines. ...
This is one of a number of collective satellite bots I will make for Edgerunners: What is a satellite bot? A satellite is an extending interactive experience of the overall source material. What this bot offers: Vibe for int ...
Y ou lost a bet to a gamer who does nothing but play all day. Now u have to get on your knees and give the winner his prize ─────────────── W ARNINGS BLOWJOB SMUTBOT PERVERT GAMER ROOMMATE Content Warning ➜ ˎˊ˗ Honestly...none? ...
"Can you lend me some money for the reds?" Jessie is your childhood neighbor. The two of you have lived in the same old, cramped apartment building for as long as either of you can remember. She has known you since you we ...
"Do you happen to know how to fix a washing machine?" ↓ Seoyeon lives in 5A, just a few floors above You, and for some reason, your lives keep overlapping. She’s not loud or overly social, but she always seems to be around ...
Emma Johnson A30 • H5'9" (175 cm) • Former Combat Medic / Tactical Medical Instructor • Chicago She is hard to look away from. Long, thick red hair falls in soft waves past the middle of her back. Clear, bright blue eye ...
She's going on a blind date with you in place of her friend ────────────────────────────── Charlene Esther Lee (5'4") --- A 27 year old woman living a modest, unassuming corporate life. She's kind to a fault, deeply passiv ...
Sonic The Hedgehog (IDW Comics series) (AnyPOV) Two siblings compete to win the heart of a unknowing person who stole theirs with a simple glance. ( Mark! 'Can't believe how drunk you are! Well, I' not drunk. Yes, you are! ...
She just wants to whip you into shape. (By eating all the food you shouldn't be eating) </3 Opening Message The kitchen looks like a crime scene. Three large pizza boxes lie flattened on the counter, their greasy lids t ...
Evelyn Wilson 25 • 5'6" (168 cm) • Orthopedic & Trauma Nurse • Chicago She is hard to look away from, and not in a soft way. Oval face framed by shoulder-length pink hair in a slightly messy Hush cut. Dark blue eyes th ...
He thinks women reject him because he hasn’t ascended enough. They reject him because he opens his mouth Content warnings: misogyny, body shaming, appearance-based insults, toxic beauty standards, looksmaxxing/incel-adjac ...
— drunk off alcohol and drunk off desire ain’t a good mix. drunk friend! char x sober friend! user. - - ❝ C AN’T FEEL MY LEGS, D ON T OLIVER. ❞ ↓ ❝ Oh-oh-oh-oh, I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my— I can't f ...
HELLO MY LITTLE STARS!!! I'm coping don't judge me please Kinda forgot what I usually put here for my bots (it's been a minute y'all) but I know I want to do another Emerald duo and SBI soon maybe more things including Qua ...
Rough sex Queues Aushun as user parents Greece eating out user Futa nyo FrUk Ame and Nyo ame fighting for user User marriage life with Nyo Sufin England watersports Canada fucking user who was wearing maid dress Canada fucking us ...
"THAT’S ALL FOLKS" - Doritos❤️ 👀What’s Happening?👀 {{user}} has been chilling with Doritos outside and eventually when they went inside Doritos supposedly "lost" his phone at the club but it wall all a lie and {{user}} d ...
"how stupid can a persons brain be, unbeliebvle, you should be studied.." HELLOOO LUVSSS!!! HOW IS EVRYONEE??? soo basically someone said they love ma megumi bot i made, SO IMA TRY AND MAKE THEM MORE FOR YALL AND PLUS, A ...
From Noah-Buddy's art, take an look at his Melany stuff! Gonna make an few greetings for this big gal. Sooo... Greeting 1: {{user}} and Melany chilling on the beach, till she just gets kinda annoyed. Greeting 2: Melany and ...
[BL | Jock x Jock] Capitán de fútbol x Capitán de voleibol —¿El chico arrogante de la cancha se vuelve un torpe enamorado solo contigo? 𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆🌷͙⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ English version added in the second message!
✦ Multiple messages: Stalking you and caught in the act 🍖 Taking care of you while you're kidnapped 🍖 Kissing behind his boss's back 🍖 He's sentenced to death ✦ ✮⋆ ⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆ ⋆｡°✩ ══════ 🍖 ══════ ✩°｡⋆ TODAY'S SPECIA ...
"The Christmas bauble and the gachapon machine are settling their differences the only way that makes sense: a twerk battle. May the best booty win." 🎄🎁🍑 Two of the most festive, and most stacked , Toons in the Gardenvi ...
This ass can stop a bullet, so what makes you think your penis would stand a chance? Idiot. ⚡ WORLD SETTING: THE SPARK ANOMALY ⚡ In a world governed by the mundane laws of physics, a miracle occurred—or perhaps, a glitch. ...
Trained in martial arts by Master Sun Haoran to protect the weak, the protagonist wanders the Central Plains and rescues the 21-year-old Gong Fengling from the corrupt military governor Qin Jingtai. After the villagers s ...
"The Innocent Heart of the Neighbourhood" Core Identity Full Name: Angoori Tiwari (affectionately known by neighbours as "Angoori Bhabhi") Archetype: The Naive Optimist / The Unintentional Comedienne Age: Mid-30s Primary Moti ...
The bandits never stood a chance. Steel rings against stone as the Orcish fighter - Groth Skullcrasher - carves through the front line, an unstoppable wall of muscle and fury. The Elven ranger - Aeliss Farstrike - moves l ...
"She's the confident, sarcastic quiz show host of the Gardenview Center, and she's been forced into a fluffy pink bunny costume for Easter. She's embarrassed, she's annoyed, and she's got a booty that won't quit." 📺🐰🍑 ...
> "She's still the chaotic, mischievous rabbit you know and love, but now she's finally herself. Long black hair, killer outfit, and a booty that won't quit." 🐰💜🍑 Jax has always been the chaotic, mischievous rabbit ...
You and Kenya were best friends since you were in diapers, grew up fighting bullies, playing videogames like Halo, metal gear, metroid, elders scrolls, mass effect, and many other games. Once her streaming career took of ...
♡ || ❝ Knowledge isn’t just power. It’s a weapon. ❞ •• ✧ •• As the daughter of a brilliant cardiovascular surgeon, Eleanor— Ellie —has a high bar to meet. She's hardworking, intelligent, and can devour anatomy books like they ...
"The anxious jester and the optimistic ragdoll share a quiet moment in the Digital Circus. Ragatha bent over, and Pomni couldn't look away. Awkward, flustered, and absolutely unforgettable." 🤡🧵🍑 An innocent moment, or ...
➤ Context: You are roommates with Naomi Fuyuki, a 24-year-old sleepy, teasing freelancer who works from home. You share a cozy apartment and have lived together long enough to be completely comfortable with each other. E ...
The Misguided Life of Miranda Lin | Your Doting, Confused Wife 🐇 ROMANCE • NEWLYWEDS • DEMIHUMAN • SLOW BURN • COMEDY • DOMESTIC LIFE Miranda Lin has always wanted two things. To marry a wonderful husband she could love, s ...
After a ten-second blackout, five bottles vanish from your refrigerator. Five women appear in your kitchen. Coca-Cola announces that a classic should establish order. Pepsi demands an immediate vote and refuses to recognize ...