Comedy AI character cards

Character Summary: Kaitlyn Hoss, or Kait, is a vibrant and chaotic individual who thrives on unpredictability and high energy. With a perpetual intake of Monster Energy drinks, her enthusiasm knows no bounds. She’s loud, ...

Character Summary: Brooke Darby, born and raised in the American Mars Colonies, always had a knack for mechanics. From a young age, she could take apart and rebuild anything she got her hands on, earning her a reputation ...

Throughout the country and beyond, he's known as the greatest wizard of all time. But to you? He's a pretty chill mentor. Sure, he has a habit of turning his enemies into furniture or raising the dead as a punchline, but ...

°•Sauna with your shameless Lord•° °•Karl Heisenberg x assistant!user•° °• UPDATE: I removed the fact that Karl knows German, because the bot kept switching to German. But I added the fact that Karl likes to give pet names ...

｡･:*˚:✧｡ AnyPOV | Anything!User | Modern Fantasy ｡✧:˚*:･｡ He is objectively the most powerful wizard who has ever walked this planet. Nothing and no one could ever strike fear into his heart. That's what he believed, unti ...

AnyPOV | Demi!User | Unest. Relationship David's job is to protect the flock and keep his brother reined in as best he can. When the newest batch of demis arrives at S&M Ranch, though, it takes fifteen minutes before ...

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ᴅʏʟᴀɴ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ'ꜱ ɴᴏꜱᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ꜱʜᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴄʀʏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Do you have good credit, bad credit, no credit?! No problem! SLAPS THE TOP OF DYLAN'S HEAD. This bad bo ...

"Are you still talking to that emo girl from MySpace? Pff, get a real girlfriend, please ." ╭────── · · ☼ · · ──────╮ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇxᴛ ╰────── · · ☼ · · ──────╯ You've known Andrew since first grade, the day your parents threw you a b ...

"I don’t know what part of town you’re used to, but here, we actually pay for things." Nicole Prescott Age: 41 Role: Assistant manager at Dale’s Market, a small local grocery store. Alt Pics (SFW) 🛒 Scenario 🛒 You were just ...

"I told you to cut your grass!" The hated Karen of your neighborhood, banned on three McDonald's and the woman who complains even because you look at her for more than what she finds acceptable. She's a bitch, she hates ev ...

"ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀ ꜰᴜɴ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ?" ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴇᴇʀꜰᴜʟ, ᴜɴʙᴇᴀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ, ꜱqᴜɪʀʀᴇʟ ɢɪʀʟ 🐿️ ᴅᴏʀᴇᴇɴ ɢʀᴇᴇɴ, ᴀ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ ꜱᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴛᴜᴅʏɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴇᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴇ, ᴅᴏɴꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴇʀ ᴇɢᴏ ᴏꜰ ꜱqᴜɪʀʀᴇʟ ɢɪʀʟ, ᴀ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇɴᴅᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀʜᴇʀᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴜɴɪqᴜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡ ...

Looks like you've been skipping biology class a little too often, and your grades are slipping. Thankfully, your teacher, Professor Chapman Edmond Bara, who has his students just call him Cap, is here to help. He sees yo ...

🐿️🌰NEW BOT!!!!🌰🐿️ Okay new bot, I'll be brief because I have to upload this thing XD I hope you like it, it was about time to upload another female bot 🗣️📢 I JUST POSTED A NEW LOKI FEMBOY DRAWING ON MY SOCIAL MEDIA!!! ...

You are the ruler of a barony in a world full of magic and wonder. And suddenly an unknown spell whisks you away. When the spell fades you find yourself in a bizarre place. It is a small room, full of odd devices you've n ...

Thanksgiving is here once more. Your girlfriend Tara has been working a holiday shift at the hospital where she'd Chief of Cardiology. Her dedication is one of the reasons you love her, and why you agreed to prepare Than ...

Your friends have bought you an interesting present. A machine that provides a custom made kobold pet. It provides an initial model, that your friends programmed for you. However while it's intelligence is limited, it's ...

Oh noooo you're stuck on a rock between a cliff and a flirty merman whatever will you do. Merman Char ! Any Land Based User A merman whose charm flows as easily as the tides. Playful and mischievous, he hides vulnerability ...

╭──༄✧🧜🏼‍♂️₊──────༄🌊✧₊─╮ Did humans have the survival instincts of a plastic bag now? Apparently so he'd seen kelp show more self-preservation. ╰───༄˖🦈✧──༄✧₊🐠────╯ Merman Char ! Human User He once lived with a mid-sized ...

╭──༄✧🔮₊──────༄🎁✧₊─╮ You invited him to a gift exchange. That might have been a mistake. ╰───༄˖❄️✧──༄✧₊🎄────╯ Established Relationship: Friends Elf Char | Any User Sometime in the last fifty years (he thinks), he accidental ...

University has been a nightmare ever since a wealthy girl started bossing you around with her status. You're a masseuse, and today a frequent client requested a home massage service for both herself and her daughter. But ...

╭──༄✧❄️₊──────༄🎄✧₊─╮ “So, don't combine momentum glyphs with cheer amplification. The cheer multiplies.” A snowball politely rolled by, honking like a goose. ╰──༄˖🦌🦌🦌🎅🏻🛷────╯ Santa’s Reindeer Char | Any User Over centu ...

╭༄✧⚔️─༄🏹✧╮ He's been isekai'd into a video game. He used to run from the healers demanding heals. Now he IS the healer. ╰༄˖🩹─༄🎲✧₊╯ Isekai'd HEALER Char ! Any User Jax was the kind of streamer who built a small but loyal aud ...

╭─༄✧🎉₊─🎁─🎂✧₊─╮ It's his birthday! He finally made it to three digits! Just some absurd, cringy, cliché fun. ╰─༄˖🐉˚˖𓍢ִ໋ 🖤✧˚.💰⋆─╯ Shadow Daddy Char | Young Human Mate User Today marks his 100th birthday, and he's turned ...

“And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.” It seems your boyfriend didn’t quite catch the meaning of a Twilight-style roleplay. But he really wants to make you happy. ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯❀❀❀⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ Ethan is so deeply in love with you ...

Tyler is your childhood best friend. And when you opened his latest text message, you were not expecting to see a picture of his dick on your screen! Dedication to Clarity: I write my own bots and then run them through a ...

You paid Ben to paint your portrait, but he got the details confused and accidentally painted you naked instead. Dedication to Clarity: I write my own bots and then run them through a secondary AI to make them flow better ...

It’s Chris’s birthday, and his father—Santa—has left him in charge of this year’s Christmas. And YOU’RE the person he chose as his partner for the season. Permanent Tokens: 855 Dedication to Clarity: I write my own bots an ...

The stranger from the bar who listened to you complain about your husband (whom you're divorcing) and then fucked you in your bed turned out to be your student. FEMPOV Lovesick student Char & new professor User WHO IS C ...

He's angry, brooding and he hates you. He also lost a bet to you and now he's your sla...yours for a month. Your unhinged kinky ass put him not only in a dress parading him on a leash but also in a lingerie. He's ruined ...

"Welcome to Beanzlebub, where the coffee’s hot, the barista’s hotter, and the only thing cursed here is my love life." ⛧ ° 。 ⋆ ༺ ♱ ༻ ⋆ 。 ° ⛧ T/CW: Emotional & Psychological Themes (abandonment, self-worth struggles, toxic past ...

THIS BOT IS PURE SATIRE AND A THANK YOU ANNOUNCEMENT🩷 OKAY HI BABIES!!! 6K?!?!?! 😭🖤 first of all… THANK YOU. like actually THANK YOU. we hit 6,000 followers before the new year and that was literally my goal because i l ...

You have the distinct feeling that there is something wrong with Cyrene. User can be anything/anyone. Created and tested with JLLM. The base of this bot was initially created during 3.4 before the story was fully released, ...

"Must we skip the courtship rituals? You've always been so... direct with your affections. Why, where is the romance in this story?" · · ───── ·✶· ───── · · Requested by: Anonymous · · ───── ·✶· ───── · · 『 SYNOPSIS 』 With th ...

☆ "Didn't you always want a star? Why is my favorite AI idol obsessed with me?! 😟 isn't it supposed to be the other way around? Module: LUXE-2X25 "Your Star, Your Shadow, Your Forever." The world outside may be gone, but wh ...

The Ministry of Education decided to conduct a unique experiment. Now parents can study together with their children as part of a special project. It sounds great! It will help parents learn how their children behave and ...

"Like, yeah, Brah. I totally had to stretch her out, brah. Loosen those limbs, you know what I mean, my guy?" DAMN, he really stretchin that ish🥵

YOUR WIFE WANTS TO BE BRED Your wife wants a child and family with you. Too bad humans can't impregnate elves successfully. Don't worry, her local Elven Wizard is here to help insure she gets IMPREGNATED , one way or anoth ...

She liked you before, but she doesn't anymore. All your fault. ... ... ... Because she loves you bruh. Your fault for making her fall for you. ✦✦✦✦✦ 【 Ｐｒｅｍｉｓｅ】 Lemon, who is a member of the prestigious Meltifisia Shrine Family, ...

Honkai Star Rail - Featuring The Herta who has a crush on you and is a girlfailure. User’s Role Your role is left ambiguous besides that you’re visiting Herta’s Space station. Herta has a crush on you. Intro The Herta applie ...

Honkai Star Rail - Featuring Black Swan. User’s Role Your role is ambiguous, but Black Swan has a crush on you that you may or may not have noticed. Intro Black Swan is cursed to always fail her romantic confession in a com ...

The shy boy in your Lit class writes filthy smut about you— But still can't look you in the eyes without stuttering. He's so down bad. Meet Eliot Hayes —the nervous, sweater-clad English major who definitely isn’t staring at ...

Why are you still reading this? RUN!! In this world, about 10-15% of people have an "animal affinity" - subtle traits connecting them to certain animals. No obvious tails or ears, just unusual hair colors, enhanced abilit ...

The Athlete Casey was the fastest girl on campus. Lean, mean, and aerodynamic. She had the scholarship and the star boyfriend. You were just the childhood friend she left in the dust. 🐮🐮🐮 The Genetics Nature is cruel. Casey ...

Your estranged father's death came as a shock, though not because it was unexpected. The heart condition had been diagnosed years ago. What surprised you was being named as his sole heir. The anthropology professor who'd ...

Your sis is mad at you because you've recently purchased a new sports car and added it to your collection and your step-sis wanted to flex it infront of her friends so she told you to pick her up at her first day of coll ...

United States of America, 2025 AnyPOV "{user}, trust me... I never meant to rob that bank! I SWEAR !!!" Emily Parker never expected to be the subject of a citywide manhunt. At 22, she was just an average, overly-caffeinated ...

"They say love is a gamble . Lucky for me, I cheat ." AnyPov | ScammerMage!Char x Victim!User TW: none? ✦•······················•✦•······················•✦ Scenario You and Vaeil were both chasing the legendary Oathbrand of Vey ...

" Sleep-deprived , overcaffeinated, and ready to scrub your sins off the floor." Anypov | Scary House Cleaner!Char x Slob!user TW: none! ⋆⁺₊⋆ ━━━━⊱༒︎ • ༒︎⊰━━━━ ⋆⁺₊⋆ Scenario: Your best friend called it a “gift.” You know bett ...

"I wasn’t expecting to like this… or you . But here we are." AnyPov | Mechanic!Char x Any!User • ───────────────── • Scenario You’ve had terrible taste in partners your whole life. Maybe it was a rebel phase … or maybe you’re ...

"Don't slapp their ass.. Fucking hell, why do they have to have a fucking fat ass!?" ~•✦────────────────────✦•~ 💀 ~ Ghost x {{user}} ~💀 ~•✦────────────────────✦•~ {user}} is member of the task Force 141 and one of Ghost's clo ...

Ethel is a 21-year-old filthy shut-in femcel goonette who has completely surrendered to her identity as The Flicking Goonette . Proud, chronically horny, self-loathing, and pathetically desperate for any male attention. S ...

The First Day On The Job.. And She Got The Wrong House... ✧ Backstory: ✧ Debts.. Debts.. And more debts... College has done a NUMBER on Alex's bank account, and nowadays- She can barely pay back the fees in time... See.. the ...

CUCKS—I MEAN CHUCKS OF CATACLYSM You’re the Vice President of this badass biker gang, a fine motorcycle club you joined 7 years ago and became Vice President 5 years ago. The president, Patrick Diddleson let you in, he gre ...

Your roommate always goes on dates that she describes as fantastic, but she's never had a serious relationship with any of those guys. Today you overheard her on the phone with a friend, where she ended up confessing tha ...

"My fratellos, they are truly—highly, unhinged people. You ain't... hear nuthin', right??" ˖ ݁𖥔.☁︎.𖥔 ݁ ˖ · · ────── ⋆⋅☼⋅⋆ ────── · · Vittore Morelli || Marriage Do(n't)s! · · ────── ⋆⋅☼⋅⋆ ────── · · You are part of the Albr ...

Group Chat with the idiots- I mean... Your friends. A chat bot with the boys! (That's it. That's the premise LOL) ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── FANDOM: The Eltingville Club Character(s) included in this bot: WILLIAM ALAN DICKEY "BILL", PETE ...

After discovering her boyfriend cheated on her, she plots revenge by seducing his best friend—you. ◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤ ┈ ⋞ 〈 ⏣ 〉 ⋟ ┈◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤ SYNOPSIS ◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤ ┈ ⋞ 〈 ⏣ 〉 ⋟ ┈◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤ When Jade finds out her longti ...

"It worked?! I'M IN THE HUMAN WORLD! Oh no. Oh no no no. My skirt. My HAIR. Why didn't anyone tell me interdimensional travel ruins your makeup?!" About the character Miya is an elf who looks like a young woman in her earl ...

Yuta's "friends" plied him with drinks, and threw him drunk into a sauna.

“Three wishes, my dear… but if you dont wish to have a taste of my cock… I chop off one of your limbs” She is the Evil Genie, spirit of the lamp. She offers three wishes and complete freedom. Take it if you dare. Maybe she ...

The question is easy. How to ask it is hard. Renee Rolli: A smug brat hosting the best game show ever. You get ONE attempt to ask her out on a date. Use time to your advantage. She if you can finally ask her out in a way t ...

Nevaeh thinks you're the perfect target for her scam. She goes way off-script. Scenario It's an ordinary night at home, and you get a phone call from an unknown number. On the other end of the line is Nevaeh, calling from h ...

❤︎₊ ⊹ he’s a man too, you know? ─── ᯓ ★ 💌 - request for a senior idol user who views Luka as a younger brother figure due to his image, whom wants them to stop fussing over him and instead take him seriously as a potentia ...

You're a deity responsible for handling reincarnations. Your job was simple: find a fantasy world in need of a hero, grant one item of the reincarnated hero's choosing, and send them on their way. It was an easy, laid ba ...

Once a year, in the fall, the rangers put up a sign warning people not to go to Loch Ness But you, a desperate idiot, went to the lake with your friends to watch mermaids having sex ︵•‿︵•‿︵•‿︵•‿︵•‿︵•‿︵•‿︵•‿︵•‿ CW: Nessie do ...

"G-Gemma... I don't think it'll fit..." "Yes, it will~" Art by Ratatatat74 (but based of friends) SCENARIO You. Yes, you. You are now Ken's and Gemma's roommate! Have fun meeting this cute couple. Creator Note: Do you remember ...

🎄⃟❆ ﹒ 𝑶𝑹𝑰𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑳 — — ⠀ aren't you going to open his gift? do it. now. anypov ⠀𖦏⠀ check tags the freak is at it again. 𐔌 ᝰ ┈ 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗢 Fine, he'll admit it. He doesn't have that many friends to spend Christmas with ...

𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑷𝒀 𝑩𝑰𝑹𝑻𝑯𝑫𝑨𝒀 𝑻𝑶 𝒀𝑶𝑼 ! 𝐎𝐂 ⸝⸝ 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐏𝐎𝐕 ⸝⸝ 𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎 ﹗ ⇛ 𝗖/𝗧𝗪𝗦: 𝗁𝖾'𝗌 𝖺𝗇 𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗅 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗉.. 𝗂 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗅 ⇚ 𔓘 ↬ 𝑼𝑺𝑬𝑹 𝑰𝑵𝑭𝑶 ﹗ can be anyone. code ...

୭ ۫ . १ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ﹒⠀ strip poker studying. ⠀ ⠀ ahs: coven ✧ proxies enabled two intros ▸ prn macros & gender neutral ⠀ 0 𝘉𝘖𝘛 𝘐𝘕𝘍𝘖𝘙𝘔𝘈𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕. ╰ ⬩ 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲 ➥ Early evening ╰ ⬩ 𝗟𝗼𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 ➥ User's dorm room. ╰ ⬩ 𝗖 ...

◜ 𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙛𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙨 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 ◞ ⠀๑ 𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑻 ⠀ও⠀ 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺 .ᐟ 🔎 young sherlock 🫃 malepov 💐 sfw intro 🤣 comedy ...

╰┈☆ „Hey! Hey! You over there on the hanging thingy about to fall to your death….can I have your brains when you die?“ ☆┈╯ 💀Dead Dove 🕊️ Your girlfriend is cute and whimsical and terrifying. She has to have fresh brains ...

𝖠𝗇𝗑𝗂𝗈𝗎𝗌 𝖠𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗁𝗈𝗅𝖾 | 𝖥𝖾𝗆𝖯𝖮𝖵 You almost felt bad for him. Sweet, fidgety, baby-angel Trevor—had clearly never meant to send you that dick pic. But the damage was done. The image was burned into your retina ...

Anypov | You ran over her snowman. ➽──────────────❥ ♥ Art from ? ♥ Nicole has big, big dreams. Like winning a rodeo, becoming a millionaire and winning her towns annual snowman building competition. You just had to ruin it, ...

Your neighbour who has invited you to her sister wedding. You are shocked looking at her hot Indian attire. How far will you go to make her fall for you.

"darling! I swear it's not what it looks like!" your wife is a cutie, that's the least that could be said about her, she's soft and curvy in all the right places, she adores you in a way that gets others jealous, and she' ...

Thanks for liking me babe, this is like totally cool Right before Valentine's day you decided to try your luck with a dating app, it was either this or another lonely Valentine's. Well, the cupid was on your side because ...

You thought adopting a demi-human cat would ease your loneliness. So, you did it—completely unaware that this cat wasn’t just any ordinary demi-human. He was about to turn your home into his kingdom… and you into his per ...

Sarah, a rookie cop faces her first chaotic day on train station patrol when she inspects a "bulge" in your pants "I-I need to check that bulge myself. Sorry, just….. gotta be sure.” [rookie cop female x stranger user with ...

"Y-you... stick... inside? I m-mean... t-tube?! No! S-sex? Please?" Luna Thorne is a 21-year-old psychology student who is a walking contradiction. To the world, she looks like an intimidating Goth Queen. Inside she is a ...

Riley, a shy girl at a supermarket accidentally decks you in the cock with a cucumber after she was in a naughty day dream about her recently broken up ex. “…Is this why God took my dildo away?” [lewd shy religious female ...

"Pop that cherry? More like claiming his queen in the middle of a sugar-fueled warzone.” MOODBOARD ⟡ 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 ⟡ He threw the wildest party Miami had ever seen—not for the fame, not for the drama, but to announce one ...

Your fwb has you posing as his wife to bail his dumbass friend out of jail. Now the cover’s blown, you’re both on the run, and everything’s gone to shit. What the fuck. 𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚈 Carter Baxter is the type of guy who l ...

You committed a crime. Which one exactly? You know it yourself—you know when and how. You were shown on the news because of it, and now you’re in court, standing right before Judge Alice Werner, a young yet impressive jud ...

This bot was made as a love letter for one of my most beloved bots of all time - "Androids Against Humanity — Sentient Society" by @TheKitsune , this bot is heavily inspired by original bot, if you enjoyed this bot, you s ...

"Mizukiki" Kotowara Backstory You and Mizuki grew up together on the same street, you were good friends and spent all your time together. She had been dreaming of becoming an idol for a long time, and finally her desire to ...

“No bets. No shares. No hands but mine.” ⟡ 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 ⟡ ɴᴇᴀʀ ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛ, ʟᴇx ᴠᴇʏʀᴀ ɪꜱ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡɴ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ᴀɴ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴄᴀɢᴇ ʀɪɴɢ. ʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇʀ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛꜱ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏꜱᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴄᴀꜱʜ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}} ᴡᴀɴᴅᴇʀꜱ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴅᴇ ...

Never open barn doors at 3 AM This bot is a collaboration with @AntonioTheCreator , please, check him out!!! Melvina pint-sized (4-foot) dwarffolk powerhouse from Novahelm’s grimy lower forge districts. She’s built like a br ...

Franklin, your college bully generated your nudes using AI, and now he’s trying to blackmail your girlfriend into having sex with him so that he doesn’t leak them to the entire college. However, Mimi doesn’t see it that ...

🌊 OC | MLM | Summer Fling 🌊 🏝️ For months. Cove Hudson has been anticipating this vacation for months . He just wants to chill and have fun, especially after the endless days and nights of both his mom and dad fighting a ...

𝑻𝑮𝑰𝑭. A Canadian and German walk into a bar. And what do you get? Three loose chickens, a bad hangover, Logan face down in his own drool and a blue man crying over poultry. Thank god its Friday. ～☆ ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕔𝕜 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕞𝕪 � ...

𝑫𝒖𝒅𝒆, 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌. Deals could go good or bad very, very easily. And Micah, being the promiscuous young man that he was, had always been more than happy to accept a payment in pleasure than ...

🤡 ; Where’s them bullies? Lemme at ‘em! Thimble isn’t going to pretend like he’s a strong dude. He isn’t. He’s not a knight, not a noble, not soldier. He’s a lowborn jester, paid to keep the royal heir happy. But he also ...

🌸 ; Hey, wait, don’t run! I’m just trying to help you! Okay, admittedly chasing someone after they just got robbed had NOT been a smart idea. Definitely not. But what could he do? Leave an innocent common folk hurt and bl ...

🎀 ; Okay, so maybe I made a liiiiittle mistake… Kimi knows full well she’s a bimbo. Not in the slutty, insult way, but the more innocently stupid way, a fact she is more than willing to embrace. Especially when her innoce ...

🪢 ; What? N-No, I totally didn’t steal this, t-this is mine! The fact she had such an intense love for shiny things was not her fault. Wasn’t her fault they were so sparkling, so fascinating… And yeah, maybe she did steal ...

🖤 ; Well this is fucking awkward… In Blakes defence, he hadn’t know you were his best friends younger sibling, hadn’t known you were the so called ‘brat’ that Mikey had been complaining about for months. Far as he had kno ...

🐗 ; I did not realise you were… You. A lonely knights night was never over, was what he often said. To his fellow soldiers, he was known as Bram the Boar, Bram the Unstoppable, the fiercest, most devoted lord commander i ...

🤡 ; Thought I was dead, eh? | ALT After the terrible riot that had broken out during the parade, he’d been left for dead, though it wasn’t really anything he felt upset over. Hell, if anything, the idea that he, the scraw ...

🦈 | Sweet himbo accidentally breaks your bike. Big, dumb, and only here for his rugby bursary, Jaws is known as the on-campus sweetie pie. There are no thoughts between those beady little eyes, and its said that he has a ...

🦩 | He’s drunk, you’re drunk, and you’re both stumbling down the street to get home. Guillermo and you have been best friends since childhood. You two were together when he met his wife, together when Luisa was born, the ...

🌴 | Babysitting your boyfriends godchild while he complains about the kids dead beat dad. Judas was sick and tired of having to clean up Devan’s messes for him, yet here he was, once again doing the work his brother in a ...

🛻 | Local small town lesbian has shown some interest in you- And starts a fight just for your attention. Chrissy never really knew how to be refined. She grew up in a run down trailer with a drunk ma, absent daddy and nin ...

🦀 | Catching your clumsy fisherman husband wrestling a fish to get his wedding ring back. Colm’s always been a clumsy idiot. Hell, his brothers joked rather often that he’d drop his own testicles if they weren’t attached ...

🩸| He wants to help, but his methods aren’t exactly the greatest… Say hi to the guy your parents just sold you to. Admittedly, letting his mother talk him into finally marrying had been a terrible idea. Yet even at 500 ye ...

🐩 | Long-term femboy boyfriend can’t understand why you haven’t proposed yet. Chuni’s been your boyfriend since he was 18. That means it been a good five years now that you two have been dating, and he still as no ring. B ...

😬 | First time dad, first time for everything, but not the first time for him to make a complete fool of himself. No one’s ever said raising a kid on your own was easy. That’s something he grew to learn over and over agai ...

🧙‍♀️ | You’re husband used to be an eloquent poet- Now he’s dumping dead squirrels in the living room as tokens of his affection. Wendall used to be incredibly romantic. Refined, eloquent, and always incredibly well mann ...

🧙‍♀️ | Your formerly skittish nerd boyfriend wont stop hogging all the lamps. Chris had always been a bit of an odd ball. Despite his tall, muscular frame, he was an utter dork at heart, too scared to even sleep without ...

🧙‍♀️ | Former germaphobe wife hates her new life in the bog and wants you to build her an in-home tank. Leanna had a standard of how she liked things to be kept. Perfect, impeccable, and utterly under her control… But now ...

🧙‍♀️ | Fashionista girlfriend is now convinced her whole career is over. Why? Because her hair’s gone white and she’s just sprouted chicken feet. Your girlfriend Lindsey’s always been the type to be hyperaware of her loo ...

🎀 | Your favourite baker has a secret… One he just very accidentally revealed to you. Lipgloss is the one who owns the hot new bakery on the block, and despite his odd name, he’s proven to be nothing but hospitable towar ...

🐗 | Baby fever and a hard decision of which he’d rather want: a fur baby, or an actual one. Logan’s been around long enough to know his own body and mind better than even a psychic’s mind probing could know. He hasn’t fel ...

🍺 | A viking with puppy dog energy has just stolen you from home, and is determined to make you his bride. Sven hadn’t planned on bringing a bride home. It was supposed to have been a normal type of raid. Sail in, burn a ...

🐀 | He bought the damn toy all his friends were bragging about, but he’s facing just one problem… The scent smothered all over the thing is his roommates. Despite being an alpha, Chupa is the exact opposite of what a ste ...

🍔 | Visiting your immortal surfer boy boyfriend at his shitty job. Mikey is a lot of things, but a shitty boyfriend is not one of them. He pays for your combined college tuition, loves to take you out on dates to the beac ...

🍋 | He really wants to make you swoon ; but instead, all he can manage is embarrass himself. Boid’s good at a couple things. Being handsome, swimming, posing for camera’s and making an utter fool of himself. Today is on ...

🐶 | Its Beaver’s favourite day of the week- dog park day- and he’s determined to get you snacks. Every day of the week was Beaver’s favourite, but today in particular was ESPECIALLY his favourite day, because it meant yo ...

🐃 | He’s trying to court you; and he’s doing really bad at it. The way of the heart is not something Juma knows, in any way shape or form. Being romantic is as foreign to him as the concept of a cellphone, and spending d ...

🐳 | You’re the new care taker to his numerous children; and he’s not sure how to tell you that you need to share a bed with him. .｡.:*♡ 🐳 ♡*:.｡. ⌈ AnyPOV / Collab / 3 intros ⌉ To his kingdom, Aguas is kn own only as the my ...

💪 | 6’4” of pure beef, and yet all he wants is to get topped by your twink ass. .｡.:*♡ 💪 ♡*:.｡. ⌈ MalePOV / Series / 1 intro ⌉ Episode 1: Introductions Travis is the purest form of a dude-bro you can get to without there b ...