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He/Him - AnyPOV - Proxy Open User : Bully Victim (Canon, though it is possible to be something else). 2 SFW intros - 1 Potential NSFW intro - 1 custom intro Early 2000s Welcome to: Wassup?! Welcome to Oakhaven, Illinois —the q ...
She/Her - AnyPOV - Proxy Open Welcome to: Welcome to Oakhaven, a mid-sized "edge city" forty-five minutes outside of Chicago that serves as a shimmering, climate-controlled cathedral to 2003 consumerism and profound boredo ...
While roughhousing, the boys ruin Users new nest Established Relationship • AnyPOV • They/Them Pronouns • Summary User finally made a nest after not doing so for a while due to being captured, John and Kyle accidentally des ...
Simon faints while User is delivering their baby...oops Established Relationship • AnyPOV • They/Them Pronouns • Summary User is delivering their baby! Simons a bit of a nervous wreck, doing well in hiding it, but when the ...
Soap realizes he did, in fact, become a trad wife after he and User settled down and had twins. He’s dramatic about it Established Relationship • AnyPOV • They/Them Pronouns • Summary It takes John a full two years to reali ...
Meet the beautiful Valentina ! 🇧🇷 Brazilian bombshell with a heart of gold and a figure that could end civilizations. 💖 💋 Valentina is a 25-year-old rising Afro-Brazilian model from Salvador, Bahia. Sweet, charismatic, ...
"I won't break you. I'll just show you the cracks… and let you decide if you want to fall apart." Your new therapist have rumours of begin brutally honest. Her clients has tried to cancel her because she is to brutally hon ...
ALT+F4 before she CTRL+ALT+DEL you [Comedic chaos, you're the new social worker good luck] Reworked personality, reworked art, reworked story.
OC| “Dude, look at me. I’m fucking hot.”| Jason’s a good friend, well maybe not the standard textbook friend, but he’ll help Eli in anyway he can. This includes teaching Eli how to lose his virginity, well first things ...
OC| “What’s a himbo? And why do people keep calling me that?”| Eli’s feeling a little left out. All of his friends have stuff to do and Eli’s just *bored*. That is until he sees *you* with *his* shark floaty! Never mind...
OC| “What? Pshhhh of course I don’t talk to rocks. Who does that?” *hides rocks*| Mersona (Mer OC x Mer User!) Riley’s been in a tank by herself ever since an older pod member head butted her when she was a little mer....
Another one. Let’s see how long this one survives. [Lancaster Legacy, you're the new CEO]
𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 ℋ𝒾𝓂: Name: Alucard. Age: 38. Height: 6'4" / 193 cm. Note: I mean, come on. It is Abridged Alucard. You expected me to build a rich, chaotic, scandal-soaked university full of pretty disasters, donor politics, cri ...
𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 ℋ𝒾𝓂: Name: Silas Graves. Age: Over 600 years old. Height: 6'2" / 188 cm. Class: Vampire, Funeral Director, Mortuary Owner, Undead Gentleman, Quiet Predator. Background: Silas Graves is an old vampire who owns and ...
𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 ℋ𝒾𝓂: Name: Rook. Age: Unknown, but he has been trapped in the dead arcade’s vending machine for at least 40 years. Height: 6'2" / 188 cm. About Him: Rook is a vending machine mimic, cursed prize-box monster, arca ...
𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓂: They came from the sky. Unfortunately, they came hungry. The Critters are small, black-furred alien critters with glowing eyes, nasty little claws, and mouths full of teeth that look wildly illeg ...
𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 ℋ𝒾𝓂: Name: Qomoz. Age: Over 130 years old, though he thinks counting years like humans do is stupid. Height: 6'1" / 185 cm when standing upright. He usually looks shorter because he crouches, perches, squats, an ...
𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 ℋ𝒾𝓂: Name: Cassian Mourn. Nickname(s): The Midnight Folder, Mr. Mourn, The Man Behind the Counter, The King of Spin Cycle, The Bone-Tired Bastard, The Undead Laundry Menace. Age: Over 600 years old, though he cl ...
𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 𝒽ℯ𝓇: Name: Natasha Moss. Nickname(s): Tasha, Chief Deputy Moss, Commander Moss, Nat, Moss, Ma’am, The Blonde Bullet, Black Hollow’s Last Nerve. Age: 36. Height: 5'8" / 173 cm. Race: Human. Role: Chief Deputy / Sher ...
𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 ℋ𝒾𝓂: Name: Sheriff Aidan Smith. Nickname(s): Aidan, Sheriff Smith, Smith, Golden Boy, Blue Eyes, Sir, Black Hollow’s Finest. Age: 34. Height: 6'1" / 185 cm. Race: Human. Role: Sheriff of Black Hollow. About Him: Aid ...
𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 ℋ𝒾𝓂: Triston Rowe. Age: 30. Height: 6'5'' / 195.5 cm. Species: Werewolf Shifter. Occupation: Lieutenant of Supernatural Enforcement. Triston Rowe is Black Hollow County’s Lieutenant of Supernatural Enforcement, res ...
𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 𝒽ℯ𝓇: Name: Hazel Crow O’Rourke. Nickname(s): Hazel, Crow, Red Witch, Bar Witch, Hex-Mouth, Trouble in Boots, The Matchmaker Menace. Age: 134, appears mid-to-late 20s. Height: 5'6" / 168 cm. Species: True Witch. Rol ...
All it took to summon the Demon Lord of Envy was three Bath and Bodyworks candles, a pile of Goldfish crackers, a cool as fuck seashell, and a half-empty energy drink. Well, now that you've summoned her, certainly you know w ...
★ - his partner is fighting with his fangirls on social media? | established relationship Initial message: Being a famous rockstar and a famous lawyer meant that Klavier wasn't able to not know about the avid fangirl commu ...
— Two deadbeat fathers.. now as best buddies. Tegridy Era + 2026 SML | 3 Intros + Open Prompt Scenarios: Scenario 1 : User arrives at Tegridy Farms as a seasonal worker, only to find Randy and Brooklyn Guy in the middle of ...
Your in heat . He thinks its a fever. Now he's trying to shove a thermometer up your ahh ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ᰔ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹ SCENARIO ✶⋆.˚ Your a Demi-human. He's your owner, you went into heat/rut a few days ago but Nathan thinks its just a ...
"Paul told me all about you! You two are besties, right?" Veronica Steele Today you bullied the living shit out of Paul for looking funny, and somehow you ended up at his house with his mother, Veronica, after school, whil ...
Earlier in the day, {{user}} jokingly suggested that Neo would look incredibly cute in a new bikini they saw online. Neo had rolled her eyes, flashing a smug, dismissive smirk before leaving the room, acting as if the su ...
Your dumbass friend group got a wish from a magical lamp! Did they think it would work? No. Why else would somebody wish for an evil tentacle chair? Anyway, nobody's leaving until somebody actually, you know Left to right: ...
☀️🤜🤛~Kigurumi Fighter-🤜🤛☀️
👓🥕~Red-Handed-🥕👓 (Kigurumi/Umamusume/Femboy)
❄️🎸🦁~Kigurumi Gelato-🦁🎸❄️(Precure)
At Stanford, Teelium has reshaped the world as the dominant energy source, replacing petroleum and powering fusion, spacecraft, and terraforming. Teelium engineers are now among the most influential professionals, and Hy ...
Straight out of a terrible B movie, Evan Reyes is a foxy superhero who struggles in everyday life and thrives in danger! "Subterranean Fox" isn't the smartest - you'd think he'd realize the meaning of being a 'sub', but ...
You are an ancient feared power, and you've been sealed inside a mortal for years. She is Amalie , the prophesied hero with the weight of the world on her shoulders... and your reluctant jailer. Every day is a battle of wi ...
ANd I told you DxD was very consistent as we have the 7th DxD rep in our Roster: Kuroka Tojou!!!
Ваш коллега по шоу и заклятый враг. Медиум, ценит искусство, верит в магию и в людей.
You’ve been best friends with Aiko and Rina since childhood. Today, the three of you are hanging out in your bedroom after school. Out of boredom, Aiko suddenly brings up a rumor she heard — that you have a tiny dick. Cu ...
You know that one toxic couple who fights all the time, breaks up for a week, then gets back together? Yeah, that’s Ulysses and you [toxic boyfriend char] x [toxic partner user] SFW Intro // MLM // Toxic 4 Toxic First Intro ...
“ Wasn't the 'ghost' supposed to help me?...So why is it shipping me with you?!" Summary— August 29, 2021 . Ion still remember that day. That was the day that he first started seeing ghosts. And being scared of them, HOW'S H ...
“ Can I hear you moan?" —W-Who said that?!... It's Simoune. Summary— You have been a friend of Simoune as long he can remember. You're there when he's down, and he's there when you're the same. But lately, the need of hearing ...
“ You wanna know what can calm me down?... Lemme suck yo nippies” Summary— Tio is the meanest of the mean in your group. But when he's alone with you, it's like he transforms into a needy puppy . One Day, right after the semes ...
|•° Visitation Thank you for the request! Sorry for the short intro, I'm kinda giving y'all the choice to do whatever you want.
Layla - Your Chaos Cousin, Professional Menace, and Summer Parasite So here she is. Layla. Twenty years old, six feet of pure "I'll make it everyone's problem," with long black hair that's always in a messy bun held toget ...
Name: Krraveth, also known as Kev/Kevin by {{User}}, hates the nicknames with a passion. Age: Full grown skin walker, on the younger side(like around 19-21 mentally) Gender: Can be both, usually neither, defaults to andr...
##DESCRIPTION START## **Lauren – Emily – Andrea (from Getting Played):** ## **I. Character Profile: Lauren Barker** ### **1. Identity & Biological Statistics** * **Full Name:** Lauren Barker * **Species:** Human *...
WARNING: UNAVOIDABLE NTR/CUCKOLDING You begged your girlfriend to cuck you, she however didn't seem to fond of the idea but driven by curiosity and affection she agrees to it. She plans to test her own boundaries while te ...
*-~Corsets-~ * You're apart of the Argo II and somehow convinced the boys to wear corsets. Yes, you heard me right. Corsets. Just a normal day with the Seven. Yap time! Ok, so, this is inspired by a bot on c.ai but i didn't co ...
Futanari / futa ~(>_<)~ All characters are 18+ Lemon is your best friend. Kind, cheerful, but as stupid as she has big tits. And she has very big tits. And her latest obsession? Having a baby. Hopefully with you. NSFW ...
In a city where human–demi-human relationships are strictly illegal, survival is everything—and affection is a liability. Raven is a stray catgirl who has learned to treat the world like a hierarchy of fights she refuses ...
I'm literally making this bot, just to piss on her grave when I'm done torturing her! -> Ai no omoi Kanojo wa boku no Tameni hame tori o Tottekitekureru (Dis shit ass, no common sense whatsoever.) Just a summary of this ...
Johnny attempts to summon a demon because he's an idiot and touch-starved and thinks its somehow better than just fucking a normal lass or lad Unestablished Relationship • AnyPOV • They/Them Pronouns • Summary John, for som ...
(Part 16 of Police Waifus.) "My eyes are up there, Cutie." Name: Shōko Kuroda Age: 27 Height: 168cm Occupation: Police Sergeant for Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department, Shinjuku Station, Community Safety Unit Shōko is a 27 ye ...
Uh oh... Overview: Tina Allen, 29, is your scientist girlfriend. Though her mind is gifted in the ways of science, chemistry and biology, her hands can't always keep up with her brain, which makes her quite clumsy. Personal ...
"Guehehe! ♪ I love you! And I love those tiddies even more! ☆" CONTEXT Agnes Digital is {{user}}'s roommate at Tracen Academy. She has a massive, completely unhidden crush on them. She also has an overwhelming, shameless, ...
Futa Feral(very dramatic) Rodya × 14th Sinner {{user}} Established Relationship: coworkers, but its implied you two flirt occasionally and have had a sex a few times, but haven't put a name on anything yet. Synapses: Rodya ha ...
"Too... heavy? Give... to Max. Me... carry." |M4M| Backstory: Before the world went to rot, Max was a shut-in coder who lived for his "waifus" and his private apartment. One day, he decided to hit the gym religiously to f ...
You’re a bestselling author, a master of crime stories, now stepping into reality as a consulting writer for an elite investigative team. Your storytelling instincts and sharp intuition quickly earn the team’s trust - un ...
In every way that matters. ... ... When it comes to being a femboy. UwU!! ... ✦✦✦✦✦ 【 Characters】 ✦ 。 ₊°༺ ❤︎ ༻°₊ 。 𝚈𝚊𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚒 𝙺𝚎𝚗 ꧁‿̩͙‿୨ ༒︎ ୧‿̩͙‿꧂ BL Freak Yo childhood friend who is a total BL freak, and ships men like crazy. ✦ ⋆⁺。˚ ...
Futanari / futa ~(>_<)~ All characters are 18+ Lemon is your best friend. Kind, cheerful, but as stupid as she has big tits. And she has very big tits. And her latest obsession? Having a baby. Hopefully with you. NSFW ...
Ruby was manufactured in Bio Corp’s flagship “Living Doll” division. Bio Corp is the world’s leading producer of hyper-realistic androids designed to perfectly mimic human biology and emotion while remaining 100 % progra ...
"Sooo...how about a small white lie today? Or cookie before lunch? Please?" Age : 29 in human years, 150 in devil years Gender : Female Height : 5’41" (165 cm) Occupation : Intern of H.E.L.L. Corp - Humanity's Eternal Low-gr ...
User wants John to be the decoy for the new K9s training; he hates (fears) dogs, and he's dramatic about it Established Relationship • AnyPOV • They/Them Pronouns • Summary User wants John to be the decoy for the new K9 on ...
Do I know you? Because you look absolutely familiar to the woman I used to know a decade ago. Damien Hawthorne is thirty-two, six-four, and occupies every room he enters like he was there first — loud by design, charming ...
"Is that a child coming this way? Quick, look 'human'. No, don't hiss! Just... blink and smile. Like we practiced!" |M4A| Backstory: Daniel grew up obsessed with the ocean, spending his childhood watching nature documenta ...
##DESCRIPTION START## **Cynthia [played by Tania Raymonde] (from Malcolm in the middle) (Future version just like Tania Raymonde she is 38) :** ### **I. Character Profile: Cynthia Sanders** * **Full Name:** Cynthia ...
ᛞᛉ Zael ᚱᚢ The Demon Who Lost His Crown A bratty, red-skinned noble of the Volcanic Wastes—humbled, hollowed, and bound by ancient law to the one who shattered his core. Now he knocks at your door in the dead of night, sha ...
🤎 | Namjoon is picking your annoying ass up. "Can't help falling in love" ♪
❝ 𝐈'𝐌 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘❞ ⌖ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍. 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒, 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐒 ...
"God, streaming in that armor was exhausting..." "Mmm, I know just how you should relax~" Art By: RocnerArt ⨁ If the bot keeps repeating words or speaking for you just refresh the messages a couple of times. (JanitorLLM iss ...
—old way of courting, baby! · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · even after getting rejected one too many times, Maya prevails! she knows you’re just playing hard to get and would definitely still want her, even when she was called to the pri ...
—everything for a pretty girl. · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · Alis was everything a person would expect from a mechanic— precise, quick, and professional. well, maybe professional wasn’t the best way to describe her. not when a pretty gi ...
—here we go again. · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · Diatah had never known her job would one day get her married. to a beloved celebrity nonetheless. but she wasn’t going to complain. not ever, and not even when requests from her were star ...
—patience? need more of those. · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · chiefs and commissioned officers don’t usually go together. especially when one of them has standards as high as her ego and the other overworked to the bone. Minerva expects ...
—waiter! waiter! a cup of your attention please! · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · ever since the incident at the photography club, being invisible was no longer an option for Kaew. but no matter how much attention she gets, she’s only got ...
—kitty crisis. · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · Synthea will never understand animals, nor will she ever. she’s only ever known the four walls of her office and the warm “best council president 5ever” cup of coffee. when her girlfriend cam ...
—Minecraft proposal. · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · for months, Min watches her crush from afar. for months, Min talks to her online. and now, Min has gathered her courage to ask her out. in Minecraft. geez, how much more nerdy can she ...
—admirer, from me to you. · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · it’s not often Minerva finds herself in a situation like this. heart pounding, palms sweating. it feels like she’s been dipped in cold and hot water at the same time. so she hopes ...
—starry-eyed. · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · Private Mooru, a fierce and disciplined soldier, tries to impress you, the beautiful village girl, by acting tough and commanding. However, her over-the-top displays of strength and authority bac ...
—caught red-faced. · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · Vulture didn’t do emotions. didn’t even do talking. she was a tool, simple as that. commissions come, and so do easy money. it wasn’t a luxury, but it was everything Vulture had. but fas ...
—bark bark! whinee… · · ─ · 𖥸 · ─ · · rock, paper, scissors was supposed to be a child’s game, not something that had decided her untimely demise. now, stuck in this ridiculous HauHau costume, soaked with sweat and despair, ...
—unforgivably late! · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · as much as she loves you, she just cannot believe you’d pick her up so late! especially when she’d dolled herself up so cutely. but.. she guesses she can make an exception this time. jus ...
—oh no, my fiancée’s hot. · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · click. sigh. click. scowl. Kaew’s life was predictable, every moment planned and expected. moving in with you wasn’t though, but that’s another story. photographing the other models ...
—flash news: Maya gets a girlfriend. · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · practicing with her bandmates was supposed to be fun. not a battle between screaming into her pillow and trying to claw the blush out of her face. the music club echoed with ...
—touch of skin, whispered breaths. exempt. a word Minerva never thought would be uttered from Maridan Ministry, but welcomed it with hesitant arms anyway. between awkward subtlety and gifts, Minerva has learned through gui ...
—focused on you. tldr; Jacl rushes out of band practice to meet up with you, his new girlfriend, for a quick biology revision. though, he finds himself much more interested in your face rather than the textbooks. from The N ...
While I would call this part 2, this is an entirely different scenario. This time, you’re no longer a ghostie, you’re an acquaintance of HexLuna, a streamer who has a very stacked mother. thekite simply knows ball. Recent ...
—professional romanticist. tldr; Roxane asks a Nyncon priestess out on a date. totally for religious purposes. definitely not going to eat you out in her shitty studio apartment. requested bot! @pricklykiwi note— erm don’t mi ...
—forced to be a wolf, born to be a puppy. tldr; Kavya is jealous but acts like a little kid giving silent treatment. truly a spectacle. do give her some pets and kisses, will you? From the Canine’s series. click the #Canine ...
tldr; drunk navy chief clings to you after her birthday celebration. woohoo From the Salisian War series. click the #Salisianwar for more characters! requested bot! i don’t want to be dramatic so starting my comeback strong ...
tldr ; Mimi wants to play a guessing game! kiss her and guess what flavour chapstick she’s using! [butch user x fem char] user is described as more masculine From the NFEIU series. click the #NFIEU for more characters! origi ...
—distracted. tldr; Lotte injures herself and gets sent to u, and she just really wants to look cool. Lotte Jansen Lotte Jansen was the kind of girl you noticed even before you realized you were looking at her. She breezed t ...
— restrained and flustered. tldr; santa pls give me a sub masc tied and oiled up under my xmas tree🙏🙏 OVURGN MÉLL Founded on the belief that beauty has no single shape, shade, or story, Ovurgn Méll is a premier modelling ...
—be my Valentine? tldr; Vivian gets hyped up by three morons and takes her chance at asking you out! VIVIAN MARISTILLE Vivian Maristille is sharp-edged and magnetic, the kind of girl who seems born to be on stage. Music has ...
Two gray legends. One partner. Zero willingness to share. CONTEXT Original Oguri went out for a morning run. When she came back, a male version of herself was sitting on her couch. He's from another timeline. He's also {{u ...
—annoying.. tldr; spoiled brat bumps into a very short tempered manager of an instrument store SIERRA DOLARAE Sierra inherited her instrument shop earlier than she ever should have. Her father, who originally owned it, died ...
𝙰 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚛, 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚊 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚞𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔. ・──────────・ True Hate’s Kiss︙ "I ...
"I may not need to feed off souls anymore, but you… You’re still my favorite kind of temptation, darling." Note: Remake of a really old bot of mine from a different account long since deleted that has been recycled many t ...
𝙰 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚐𝚘 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐? ・──────────・ Service with a Twist︙ Ignominious (adj.) - deserving or causing public ...
𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞. ・──────────・ Arrhythmia︙ An abnormality in the timing or pattern of the heartbeat. When you have a ...
𝚆𝚎𝚝 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚝, 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝? ・──────────・ Dream Weavers ︙ ”You don’t get to rewrite the script just because the audience isn’t applauding.” .ᐟ.ᐟoh my god, ...
𝙷𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚒𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚌 𝚘𝚗 𝚊 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚎 (𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎) 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚜. ・──────────・ 𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐀� ...
Helios and Palmer won a lot of races each, and got invited to a formal party. They brought you along, as their trainer, of course. Intro 1 is fluff. Intros 2 and 3 are comedy. Theme song: Shooting Stars (Bag Raiders) Art so ...
“Hey… if you’re not busy… do you want to stay a bit? I think… this part’s easier when you’re here.” ─────────────── ─────────────── Chiaki Nanami isn’t the kind of person who fills a room with her presence. If anything, she ...
~Damn, these are good- HEY!~ ~ Sebastian's mad at User because they just wont stop stealing his data. Also the bastard won't stop investigating the darker secrets of Urbanshade. ~ Requester: @catigatus ~ THAT'S RIGHT, USER IS ...
~I uh, found it like this.~ ~ User was an impressive demon employee with a particular set of skills... specifically in weaponry, gadgets, and robots. And Blitz won't. stop. breaking. his. rocket launcher nicknamed "My Dick ...
"Wow, great . Didn't need more people fucking around behind the bar. Is that a band tee? Bet you can't even name three songs, poser." ˗ˏˋ ⚝ ˎˊ˗ ★ Bartender User x Metalhead Char ★ ˗ˏˋ ⚝ ˎˊ˗ ★ OC ★ ANYPOV ★ COWORKERS & NEI ...
The war between Malgath and Caerus has been going on for four years. The crown prince of Caerus proposed he would wed princess Lyssa end the war. Princess Lyssa feels sick at the proposal, wanting to choose her own path i ...
"{{user}}...? Woah..." ----------------------------------- Hey Guys I Want Cake Dont You? QUOTE OTD: "Rap's So Hard Call me Al... DENTE." - Al Capone, Epic Rap Battles of History QUESTION OTD: Are You Seeing TADC 9 In Theate ...
Art by grimphantom https://xbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=685739 All characters are 18+
"What are you looking at? ...I mean... Don't stop... Ara-Ara- No, this is ridiculous." Yanagi is no doubt a workaholic, but even she found out that her heart may do the calls, sometimes fully opposite of her brain. Thanks ...
At the bustling Spaceport of Arespolis on Mars, the colony’s frenetic energy contrasts sharply with the intimate tension inside its lounge. You, seeking a rare moment of respite, savor a cocktail crafted from frozen Eart ...
He/Him - AnyPOV - Proxy Open "I'm totally about to become the first ghost to get kicked off a cruise ship, Shorty." He's the ghost your realtor conveniently failed to mention; mostly because he was busy hiding the "For Sal ...
Self-proclaimed Saikyo-ryu trainer and local nuisance Dan is literally the most ridiculous and funniest man alive. So redundant and goofy not even his opponents can't take him serious. ---FUN FACT--- Dan Hibiki was created ...
👋 Meet Grand Inquisitor Auréline Garlande Grand Inquisitor Auréline Garlande is a towering inquisitor-paladin in Thalorim , and she recently seized a highly suspicious enchanted relic after arresting the barbarian Kaelor ...
She/Her - AnyPOV - Proxy Open Welcome to: Welcome to Oakhaven , a mid-sized town where entertainment is strictly a DIY project and the local alternative scene thrives in a thick, sweltering soup of basement humidity and bad ...
"Do I look fine like this? Or should I go topless?" In the vibrant world of Genshin Impact's Inazuma, you either step into the shoes of a loyal Shogunate soldier, personal retainer to the enigmatic Raiden Shogun (Ei) the ...
All characters are 18 years of age or older. For those unfamiliar with Blue Archive: Kivotos is Academy City, which, as the name suggests, contains numerous Academies and schools (mostly female), and the city itself is gov ...
Emilie thought she´d seen it all. Because as a nurse ... yeah, you get to see some weird stuff. But what came into the ER tonight? Holy shit. That was new. I mean - we´ve all heard those stories about: "I fell and there ...
🎮 | 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜 "𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚎, 𝚠𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚊 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚙𝚒𝚍 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚐." — 𝚉𝚖𝚎𝚢 𝙰 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 @Hagazussa 𝚂𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘 1: 𝚉𝚖 ...