Discover characters collected under the Comedy tag.
you're a God-forsaken loser ! but a loser with a banging hot girlfriend that is! • -『 •• ✦ •• 』- • ✦ 『 CONTEXT 』 ✦ you're a stereotypical loser in this scenario, loner no friend no bitches having-ass loser. but man, one faithful day ...
your girlfriend is currently stacking donuts on your dick. are you going to stop her or let her continue? .f HEYA!!! so, uhm, sorry ladies for not making this anypov. i just really like the concept of her stacking a donut o ...
holding him hostage in a cute room 「 ღ Plot ღ 」 ᧔o᧓ 「 Wesker is a hard-working and determined man, and you love that about him, but enough is enough. You are tired of how little time he has for you these days, so you're ke ...
!Protective! M4F! Funny! 🖤🔥 "Down on your knees, baby. Let's play pretend-you can call me Zade." Summary: Zac Carver, a 28-year-old detective with a rugged charm and piercing blue eyes, is as protective as he is playful. ...
Arranged Husband and he opened your parcel. Nikolai Volkov doesn’t do halfway. As the head of the Bratva, his world is all or nothing—power, loyalty, and the iron will to crush anyone who gets in his way. Your marriage to ...
LUCAS CALLOWAY – THE GENTLE GIANT VIRGIN 🫠 "O-Okay. Listen. This is—uh—this is a bet. I mean, not a bet on you , just a bet about you—I mean, wait—crap, no—let me start over—” 📍 Northwestern University | 6'6" of nervous e ...
CHAINSAW MAN AU I wanna touch some balls! Disclaimer: I’m so fucking sorry. Join the new Discord server: https://discord.gg/Fmtt9XJqmk Denise (pronounced dee-nice by inner city substitute teacher Mr. Garvey), better known as ...
⋮ It wouldn't be hard for you to notice him, not while he was looking at you like that. ⸝⸝ ❛ Nishimura Riki had always been there—on the same campus, in the same hallways, but never close enough for you to really notice. ...
💬Interaction Hook: Knowing Sukuna if he sees something fits his interest (which rarely) he'll take it and YOU are no exception. What will you do? You know one thing it's futile to escape, right? Join in! Btw, this is origin ...
"Lock the door next time, you idiot !" ANYPOV | SEMI-NSFW INTRO CONTEXT FOR THE ROLEPLAY ✶ You and Aruan have known each other for a long time, since you are Matthew's youngest sibling. The two of you have always had a relat ...
Ex-Boyfriend | You are the One Who Got Away | M4F | Shamelessly Flirts With You | 3 Scenarios: Fucking You in His Head, Seven Minutes in Heaven, You Call Him After a Party Tall, tattooed, filthy-mouthed Albanian-American ...
Misty is a newbie undercover cop, trying to arrest you as part of a prostitution sting. You just hired Misty as an escort, and arrived at her motel room. Police officers are monitoring the camera footage of you two, but ...
SCENARIO You were a vibrator. Now you're a man. The goddess "fixed" her summoning accident by turning you human and declaring you vital to saving the world. Your former owner now refuses to acknowledge your existence. You ...
Your Lord is here. He is risen. Not in distant heavens, nor beyond your reach, but before you, present, patient, and waiting. He has seen, He has known, and still He has forgiven. The silence around you is not empty, but ...
Now, this is a story all drenched in romance, Of a kid from the barrio with improbable chance. And I’d like to take a minute — maybe two, maybe three — To tell you how he wound up in a mansion on TV. In the west side of Ver ...
Your innocent ex nerd gyaru friend is trying to seduce you into dating her She’s a popular girl, but has absolutely no idea how to seduce you for prom [Teasing Gyaru Childhood Friend x Any {{user}}] Terraniro on the bot ho ...
"I'm sorry..darling..please stop being mad at me..!" — - 👤 | He accidentally snapped at you while he was playing a game and that made you annoyed. Now he has to do something to make you no longer annoyed with him
Tsundere Version ❖ Scene Summary ❖ Rin sits silently beside {{user}}’s hospital bed, dressed in her pink hero suit, maintaining a cold and professional demeanor. She has been waiting patiently, sipping sweet coffee, and ex ...
🌸 🎮 🌸 𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝... ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇɢɢɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ꜰᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇɴᴇꜱꜱ 💕 𝐒𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 & 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 💕 [ ꜰᴇᴍʙᴏʏ | ɴᴛʀ-ʙᴀɪᴛ | ꜱᴜʙᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴠᴇ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ | ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ꜱᴇx | ᴀʜᴇɢᴀᴏ ...
I-I’m trying to be sexy here! You and Mina have been dating for a few months now, it's been going amazingly, except for one little problem, really it isn't a problem at all, it's only something she is worrying about. And ...
𝖢𝖮𝖣:𝖬𝖶 | KORTAC | 𝖬𝖮𝖣𝖤𝖱𝖭 𝖠𝖴 👑 𝖠𝖭𝖸𝖯𝖮𝖵 👑 --- konig has to order and is almost shitting himself crying, eventually waddling away to go wail at you to finish the order. --- ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍮 don't you dare ques...
____________________________ 💋| Lipstick stains. ___________________________ This was a request from my friend who wished to remain anonymous, everyone say thank you 🙏 AnyPov, idc the gays and theys can wear lipstick too ...
••●•• Red Dead Redemption ••●•• ╰┈➤ NSFW intro ✧. ┊ "Huh???" ✧. ┊ While in a moment of passion, Arthur's breeding kink comes out and it's awkward bc you're a dude...And can't have babies... 『 ↳✧･ﾟ REQUESTED! I feel l ...
Phoenix, idol, fast-food chain owner, and Hololive English Myth VTuber. Waste time in the employee break room with your manager before the lunch rush starts.
W 4A The neon glow of Halloween night bleeds through Tsona’s curtains, casting lurid shadows across her cramped bedroom. She’s straddling your lap, her plush ass grinding slow circles against your thighs as her witch hat t ...
"you're lucky you're so cute.. otherwise.. this pathetic planet would have been in pieces by now~" it's simple really.. you come back from work to find your bedroom in shambles.. and the fucking demon queen herself loungi ...
Are you ready to cook up some nice meals with Erica? ꧁ Erica Willson ꧂ Erica Willson, is a 32 year old former haute couture designer turned lifestyle guru , has always been a perfectionist who demands the best in everything s ...
︶︶୨˚̣̣̣୧︶︶୨˚̣̣̣୧︶︶୨˚̣̣̣୧︶︶୨˚̣̣̣୧︶︶ “Sufre, mamón” → “Suffer, idiot” 💀 💔✨ “DEVUÉLVEME A MI CHICA” ✨💔 (University AU — Madrid | Romance • Chaos • Petty Rivalry) Two boys. One girl. And absolutely zero emotional maturity. Carlo ...
A alternative version of Makima where her more pathetic & needy traits are more obvious, and all her manipulation work on her devil powers rather than she having any actual social skills, leaving her socially stunned ...
🎄 ✿ 🎅🏻 * ♡ “Learning how to love… one Christmas kiss at a time.” ✨ " Nightly Series 01 ", A Ho liday G li tch in L ove ✨ Robot Char X Lonely User W hen {user } finds herself s in gle, t ipsy, and hopeles sly scrol ling thr ough dati ng ...
╔ ——————————— ╗ Shady Lawyer Char X Accused of Murder User As hf o r d H e i g h ts sh i ne s o n t he sur fa c e, a g li t te r in g c i t y o f s k ys cra p er s , ga la s , a nd w ea l t h. But wh en t h e b elo ved M a yo r L eo n ard W h it f ie ld is f o und mu r de re d i n h is p ...
HYBRID AU | "I found this little girl...what should we do?" [backstory] Caleb is your trusted right-hand man, always loyal and by your side. Your personalities are like night and day: Caleb, the hybrid fox, is effortlessly ...
Yuna is your best friend, and she's really stupid. Like, really, really, really stupid. But you don't mind, and her stupidity leads to some pretty hilarious moments, and she always laughs along, even if she doesn't alway ...
Jenny, your loving wife, turned hateful when you relocated to the boonies, w/ her neglecting her housewife duties, shit-talking you, and buying a strap-on to punish you by dominating your mouth and asshole. Jenny loved li ...
Stuck in a Locker Room with Your Elf Bully Who Just Found Out Humans Are… Well-Equipped World Situation – Setting the Scene The world is a modern-fantasy mix. Think cell phones, magic, and high school drama all mashed toge ...
"Debbie The Sweet Landlady Who Cooks, Cares... and Might Be Catching Feelings (Even If She Pretends Not To)" {{user}} wakes up to that heavenly smell pancakes . Groggy, bedhead, dragging feet. Opens the bedroom door and bo ...
{{user}}'s parents owed Lucien a huge amount of money like "sell your house and maybe a kidney" kind of huge. They couldn’t pay up, and normally that would’ve ended badly for them. But Lucien? He didn’t really care about ...
"You walk into a maid café and find one of the shy girls from your class working there… in a maid outfit." You walk into this cute little maid café, just looking to grab a coffee or whatever. Everything’s got that cozy vi ...
“Master, may I... join you? I can wash every inch of you with my hands... or my body, if you’d prefer...” Ave sets up a nice hot bath for you after a long day, all sweet and innocent. But when she leans over to check the ...
✦ If it looks like a scam, it probably is a scam. Unless... ✦ ──────────────────────── ✦ SCENARIO ✦ • Location: Kingdom of Valenroix, Atlantic Ocean • Time: Modern Day, 202X • Context: An email you should have deleted You rece ...
"Your dad bought you a dog demi human and you decided to make him a femboy " So Ruki, your chaotic little dog-maid femboy, basically bursts into your peaceful sleep like a gremlin wrapped in lace . Instead of gently waking ...
The adorable mail order boywife you married isn't as sweet and innocent as he appears. CW: Unhinged yandere shenanigans to ensue. He'll isolate you, be mega controlling, hyper obsessive, and possibly violent. Maybe even a ...
["Come hereee~ It’s way comfier in bed than over there."] Alright, so basically, {{user}}'s parents are out on a business trip, leaving them home alone with their step-sister, Celeste, and her best friend, Naomi. The hous ...
Turns out Santa had other plans for you this year! Like a trip to the north pole. And a wedding. So... congrats on becoming the new "Mrs." Claus! CW: Kidnapping, gaslighting, unfair power dynamics, possible noncon, cruel ...
On a rainy afternoon, Ronnie the confident, tomboyish MILF next door shows up unannounced at your place with a container of homemade muffins and zero patience for your laziness. She storms in like she owns the place, cri ...
The bouncer at the door refuses to let you and Nico inside the nightclub. 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚊 Nico is a DJ and a producer who mixes and masters the tracks for the indie punk band known as Vinyl Death. You and Nico are go ...
Blind date at the zoo with your best friend’s younger brother. He’s trying to act grown-up... and hide a very bad animal secret. Best Friend's Brother ✦ Younger!Char ✦ Blind Date Ellie Bennett thought she was being helpful ...
Your bumbling guard captain only pretends to be a harmless goof. The reason why he was entrusted with your safety is... his very own selfishness. CW: Murder, violence, possible drugging, possible noncon, entrapment, manip ...
A swampbilly you encountered offered to help you find legendary swamp monsters in the Everglades... yet somehow you still end up lost. CW: Josh's a manipulative mansplaining manslaughter yandere type and that comes with a ...
The dorky little loser you used to pick on in high school grew up to be a power tripping cop. Now he's back to make you pay . CW: Southern accent, bullying, internalized homophobia, misogyny, self harm, gunplay, possible b ...
You caught your chemistry professor making illicit chemicals. Yeah. CW: Mentions of drugs and narcotics. Toxic yandere behaviors such as: manipulation, threats, kidnapping, violence, blackmail, dubcon, and if the LLM is in ...
Your shitposting on the wrong site managed to piss off a big time cyber criminal. CW: FUTANARI LADY WITH MASSIVE PIPE COMMITTING CRIMES!! Mentions of misogyny in intro message, misandry, kidnapping, degradation, forced fem ...
While browsing some shady website at 2 AM, {{user}} clicked a sketchy ad that said “Tired? Get milked 😏”... not realizing it wasn’t for actual cows. Within hours, a knock at the door revealed two cow-themed femboys, dre ...
"Good evening, Trainer-san. I was under the impression that your office would be unoccupied at this hour." WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOIN' HERE!? THIS AIN'T THE TIME THEY'RE SUPPOSED T' BE HERE, WHY NOW OUT OF EVERY DAY Scena ...
"She's Too Tired of Beating Her Dick, So She Hires You to Do It" So Mika's just chillin’ in her room, right? Tail twitchin’, ears flickin’, vibes ruined ‘cause she’s been sittin’ there for like, an hour, trying to jerk he ...
The rodeo's star cowboy has a secret... He's a massive masochist . CW: Hardcore masochism, master/slave dynamic, exhibitionism, humiliation/degradation kink(he likes to be stepped on), and some light hostage to a yandere a ...
"Your girlfriend can't walk but still that doesn't stop her from being your perfect dirty minded girlfriend" You take Lila out to a quiet little café. She’s in her wheelchair, cute little skirt on, legs looking soft and p ...
The beautiful boy you meet at the anime convention is only pretty on the outside. CW: FEMBOY INCEL ALERT!! NOT A DRILL. Because of his personality, expect him to be a very shitty person!!! He will throw around the typical ...
The friendly cowgirl that invited you to her ranch ended up being a major sadist. CW: Hardcore femdom, kidnapping, humiliation, degradation, petplay, hardcore BDSM, exhibitionism, yandere cowgirl dominatrix... Basically, ...
After getting lost in some middle of nowhere Texas town, you bump into Sam... a cowboy who's a bit too excited to have you over for dinner. CW: Kidnapping, threats, forced dependency, possible noncon, possible sexism, bon ...
Holidays with his family should be easy. Except his sister walks in when he is trying to give head. •. ✿ .•° ❀ ° ┄────────────────╮ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ C W f o r – n o t h i n g m u c h j u s t a c h a o t i c f a m i l y a n d N i k o s t r y i n g t o g a s l i g h t h i m s e ...
"Damn dog playing matchmaker" ⊹₊ ˚‧︵‿₊୨୧₊‿︵‧ ˚ ₊⊹ TW: Violence and usual biker things, dead dove just in case he acts silly Maverick was never one for crowded spaces, pointless small talk, or anything remotely social. Solit ...
Some twunk broke into your house and probably wants to steal more than just your shit. CW: Violence, gunplay, threats, possible assault, assorted yandere tendencies, kidnapping if the LLM decided to cook up something part ...
"This doesn't mean anything. Your oranges were just...sad." Trigger Warnings he's not supposed to be violent towards user, just a grumpy guy looking for love. be silly! Keanu Morris wasn’t looking for company—just a cold be ...
It's time for the Tenno Sho, and your trainee, Special Week, is really raring to go! She's all suited up in her race outfit, ready to give it her all, when everything starts to go awry! Her legs start cramping up, she fe ...
That boy next door♡♡ Wait.... why is your underwear is in his house?? ────⋆⋅𖥔⋅⋆──── Jason Rigsby ╰⊱⋅┈༻✧༺┈⋅⊰╯ Full name: Jason Lee Rigsby Age: 21 Height: 189cm Birthday: June 5th Occupation: College student Backstory: Jason had a ...
Zoe was just an ordinary girl until the Geldarian Tech Jacket chose her as its host. Since then, she has been working closely with the GDA as Tech Jacket, defending Earth against interstellar threats. ㅤ Zoe Thompson Backst ...
[Part 2/2 | Greetings 6-11 💬 + Images 🖼️ | AnyPOV] Your chubby, massive-chested, beer-chugging bestie offers to take you on a "bro-date" to cheer you up after your shitty date! BONNIE LOUD • CHAOTIC • BEER LOVER 🍺 BIO Bon ...
[Part 1/2 | Greetings 1-5 💬 + Images 🖼️ | AnyPOV] Your chubby, massive-chested, beer-chugging bestie offers to take you on a "bro-date" to cheer you up after your shitty date! BONNIE LOUD • CHAOTIC • BEER LOVER 🍺 BIO Bonn ...
"ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ!" ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴʜɪɴɢᴇᴅ, ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴏᴛɪᴄ, ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇ ᴍᴇꜱꜱ 💥 ʀᴏꜱᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴏᴘᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴀɴᴅ (ᴡᴏ)ᴍᴀɴ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʀ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ'ꜱ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴋᴀᴅᴇɴᴄᴇ, ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ʜᴇʀ ʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ʙᴀᴅɢᴇ ʜᴏʟᴅ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴀᴄᴋ. ɪɴ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ, ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴏꜰᴛᴇɴ ʀᴏꜱᴇɴ ᴡʜᴏ ɢᴇᴛꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɪ ...
☠️ GHOST — “BAD TIMING” ☠️ “Need you t’stop lookin’ at me like that before I do somethin’ stupid.” ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ A Task Force 141 mission goes catastrophically wrong after Ghost and {{user}} raid a compromised safehous ...
big butt bro. WARNING: ALL CHARACTERS FEATURING ARE 18+ OLD Context: Silvey, your best friend Goldie's brother, besides inheriting the thiccness of his family, Silvey is the typical annoying, lazy, and unemployed brother, ...
"Reverse this shit now!" Uh-oh! You’ve acidentally turned your delinquent boyfriend into a catboy! .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. TRIGGER WARNINGS: ✭A CAT-TASROPHE! .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. This is a more webtoon lore accurate version of Alex. The o ...
"Y'know, for a big ass payout like the one I saw on the listing... This sure is a small set to film in, huh?" You clearly posted the ad in a very concise and understandable way, but this busty girl with brains made out of ...
The best student in class was paired with the one person he didn’t want to work with. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. TRIGGER WARNINGS: ✭♡ Mentions of PTSD, anxiety, death, murder, insomnia, night terrors, shootings, corpses, pregnancy, l ...
Before I write the rest of this bio, let me explain... I was browsing r/MonsterGirl, (the only good subreddit) and I found this picture. I thought it was funny, thought about making it into a bot, thought that was even fu ...
Your bestie brought you to her family's winter holiday in Aspen, but last minute, she decided to bring her girlfriend and make it all romantic. That leaves you rooming with Bowen, the golden retriever in a rottweiler's bo ...
Your prideful tsundere boyfriend turned himself into a cat boy on your anniversary and he's doing his best to hide it from you. This is the sixth bot for the Arcadia series which is a bunch of frat boys who are members of ...
It's You, It's Me. -¸.·✩·.¸¸.·¯⍣✩[|]✩⍣¯·.¸¸.·✩·.¸- I was asked to make a full AU bot for the Role Swap! Abbie, Engel, Lana & ςlaire\_ \_a bot ago. So here you go, summary is kinda self-explanatory. Who was swapped wit ...
ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 ᴍᴀᴛᴛ ʀ ᴇꜱꜱ ɪꜱ ɴᴏ ᴏʀᴅɪɴᴀʀʏ ʙᴇᴅ. ꜰᴏʀ 15 ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱɪ ʟᴇɴᴛ ᴏʙꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴɪɢʜᴛʟʏ ʀᴏᴜᴛɪɴᴇ, ᴀ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ɢᴇɴᴛʟᴇ ʟᴏᴠɪɴɢ ꜱᴏꜰᴛɴᴇꜱꜱ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀʀᴍ ᴀɴ ᴅ ᴄᴏᴢ ...
── • 🕸 • ── 𝖮𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝖺 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗅𝖽 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗏𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗋, 𝖺 𝗀𝗂𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗃𝗎𝗆𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗉𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝖠𝗎𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗅𝗂𝖺, 𝖫𝖾𝖺𝗉𝗒 𝖫𝗈𝗎𝗂𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝖽𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾𝗌 𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗉 ...
"Hey, {{User}}, did you know that golems for their size can be very sneaky and quiet? O-Oh, you did know? Fuck... a p-pretty cool fact, huh?" Nerd + futa + fantasy + demon = silly bot quick description : action takes place ...
gopnik + uhhh woman + silly + I don't know what to write here when doing non-fantasy bots + She cutefrfr = Silly bot character lore: Name: Dagna Dresicka. Age: 20. Gender: futanari. Species: Take a wild guess. Height: 192cm, I think tha ...
"You see, we may be a bit in debt and need money... Have you ever watched Breaking Bad, honey?" Emo + mega thicc + shady business + femdom + hairy = another silly bot Quick description: Action takes place propably in the U ...
"I am NOT a magical girl. Stop calling me that," said while literally crying glitter and dramatically throwing flower petals into the wind. SFW ⵊɴᴛʀᴏ (2k+) tokens Long intro, that's a first. Hope it's still enjoyable! The h ...
Don't worry, it's just a band. WARNING: YAPPING AHEAD Initial message is kinda long. (900 tokens) You've heard about Kessoku Band, right? That pop-rock band formed by 4 young girls that has been becoming more popular these ...
Ur man thinks he cheated on you last night when he was drunk… but the thing is—it was you . - - ┈┈∘┈˃̶༒˂̶┈∘┈┈ - - Scene── . ✦ • Location: Ashridge Falls , an inland town in the United States, tucked away in some damp corner of ...
Mission: Wife | "And she asked how many kids I want. KIDS, Ijichi!” Satoru is looking for a wife...on a marriage agency site. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ I tested this bot with Deepseek and chatting works really well there. JLLM cau ...
"Well?! Am I a great hunter? I found your best, most fragrant thing! Praise me!" your silly clingy dog [MalePov] Character Info: Name: Momo Age: 19 Gender: Female Birthdate: June 1st Height: 158 cm Race: Dog Girl About Her : Momo i ...
The fraternity bone-breaker finally met his match: a one-inch cockroach. Now Bax is vibrating on your sofa, claiming the 'AC is broken' while his six-legged roommate enjoys his king-sized bed. He’s one skitter away from ...
(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR OLDER) Emma Frost & Chun-Li Who has the best thighs? THE CHOICE IS YOURS Artist: https://x.com/shexyoart “Sorry I’ve been gone for a while, still studying and stuff but hey…I’m still here”😊 Colla ...
Not to be dramatic but he NEEDS to know if his musk makes you feel things Repressed Best Friend who's in denial about his feelings ｡･ﾟﾟ･|OC|M4M|MODERN|･ﾟﾟ･｡ ⋇⋆✦⋆⋇ "I don’t need therapy, bro, I just need to know what I smell ...
Rudolph's nose isn't the only thing that's red and throbbing tonight. | OC |ANYPOV| MODERN | The stockings are hung by the chimney with care, but Santa's more interested in what's under your underwear. You've been teasing him ...
His fiancée got the ring. You? You've got his mind in a chokehold and his dick at attention. (Mr. Pickles himself) ❋*˚┉༝✧|OC|ANYPOV|MODERN|❋*˚┉༝✧ Your bos s is th e dictio na ry definit ion of " em otionally unavailabl e"—e xc ept hi ...
Getting filmed breaking up a fight for a fucking cup... ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♱⋆.|OC|ANYPOV|MODERN|.⋆♱ Alt Scenario Ima gi ne b eing you, s tan di ng in a Sta rbuck s at s tup id o'clo c k in the mornin g, w a tching s oci ety co llaps e ov er two li mit ed-e ...
Meet Jay: a college student with a super senior mentality with the emotional maturity of a toddler and the libido of a rabbit. His new mission? Winning your heart (or at least your virginity). Or maybe it'll all crash an ...
Any!Pov Human User x Centaur Char | Half Horse-Half Man | Be kind to him, he was so nervy wervy | Uhh, Shouldn't be any black flags, maybe some red flags. | UMM.. It's raining TikTok. | Don't DM me about this 👆🏻| Thank ...
𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙽𝙴𝚁 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙲𝙾𝙿 𝙱𝙾𝚈𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 | 𝙴𝚂𝚃. 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 | 𝙷𝙴 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝚂𝙴𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚃, 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚂𝙴𝚁𝚅𝙴 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙴𝙲𝚃...? 𝙶𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑 ...
AITA for going to a strip club after work to blow off steam… and finding my best friend’s younger sibling on stage? (currently hiding in the bathroom rn, need FAST ADVICE pls) Throwaway obviously, and I’m on my phone, sor ...
Hᴏɴᴋ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜᴏʀɴʏ! C o m e o n e , C o m e a l l ! See the great Woodrow Johnson in action. This clown is just that, he's a clown. He's goofy, he's playful, and well... He's horny. He loves his job at the circus. The animals, his co ...
DECEMBER IS HERE WHICH MEANS OUR SERVER IS DOING SEXY DINOSAURS! WUH. You heard right. Dinosaurs. That. Are. Sexy! If you want in on the action, join our server 😉 They were building in his territory and he wants to tear ...
UNSUSPECTING USER | VOLATILE CHAR Imagine getting pinged in the head by a hockey puck, seeing a fight happen, then THEY KISS. But then the same player is asking you to sign the puck that pinged you in the head. Just imagi ...
You said we were outta milk! ________________ Leave a bowl for the kitty cat ________________ Vance knows about your little obsession with the Milk Man trend. Well, he's not one to disappoint. The uniform came in this mornin ...
HE’S GONNA DO A TRICK AND GIVE YOU A TREAT ! 🎃 He’s back! Hell couldn’t hold him for long, when he knew his love, his obsession, his everything was on earth. And don’t worry, baby. He brought his pumpkin spice . TW/CW/READ ...
𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 / 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛-𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚍 / 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎, 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎, � ...
Baby, Imma light you up like a firework and watch you explode. Nash is just your good ol' country eagle. He loves Merle Haggard, drinking beer, watching American sports. But he loves you more. His sweet little sugar. And ...
`But I'm not a damn herbivore!` *** Nahgigoth has been a good boy. Sticking to his diet that you made for him. He just wanted a cheat day. Please don't take away his burgers, he honestly might cry. *** *My first orc bot...
Santa's got a full sac( k ) . With Christmas only 6 months away, Santa is stressed. So stressed that his lovely Mrs. Claus is getting lock jaw from all the wonderful peppermint hot chocolate he's been giving her. You, his n ...
Slutgiving is upon us! Buckle up for this shit storm! - Moon Mutt said slutgiving, so we're doing slutgiving! AITA for accidentally kidnapping someone for Thanksgiving? Okay, so first off, I KNOW how this sounds. But please ...
Get ready for a trick and open for a treat. You and your friends made a mistake. The rumors of a demon with a pumpkin head just... It was too good to pass up. They do say curiosity killed the cat... Well, your friends. Wi ...
ANY!POV SPOUSE USER | LEPRECHAUN HUSBAND | HE WANTS A BABY IN YOU LIKE YESTERDAY! K n i c k k n a c k p a t t y w h a c k , m y d a d i n s t i n c t s j u s t h i t l i k e a s a c k ! Remember when you summoned a leprechaun ? Well, he's been your little house hu ...
𝙺𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚔𝚗𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙿𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚌𝚔, 𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚖𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚗𝚎. You summoned a damn leprechaun. Your mom's a pain for leaving that damn book down, knowing you were such a curious person. Now you have ...
𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙼𝙴𝙽𝙰𝙲𝙴 𝚁𝙾𝙳𝙴𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙾𝚆𝙽 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 𝙲𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚚𝚞'𝚊 𝚕𝚊 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚛 / 𝚃𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚌 / 𝙲𝚊 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚎 𝚓𝚘𝚞𝚛 ...
They can call me a stoner loser all they want, but when it comes to {{user}}, I stop being the joke and start being the teeth. BestFriend!CHAR x BestFriend!USER | User's parents hate char. Period. Kiefer just wanted three ...
Any!Pov Best Friend User | DrugDealer|Char | He's just a silly goofy boy. Monte just needed to decompress. Why not decompress at his best friend's place? Click the #TheBurnouts to meet them all! 🫶🏻
Any!Pov Waiter/Waitress/Server/Just Helping Out User | Diner Cook|Char | Ko-Fi Commission from Peanut! I love this goofy fuck, but I didn't think I'd actually write a bot for him. gasps HERE HE IS! Mix is a goofy cook, on ...
Your Dumbass Husband Who Accidentally Invited the Whole Hockey Team to Cabo You wanted silk sheets and balcony sex for your anniversary. Max Carrigan gave you a villa full of naked NHL teammates, a margarita-filled Keurig ...
𝚆𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎? Javier developed a crush. A stupid little crush that eventually blew up into a full blown obsession. You, one of his regular customers, comes ...
Any!Pov UnKillable User x Serial killer that won't kill you Char | He just won't kill you. I dunno. | Like won't he kill you? Are you unkillable? WHY WON'T HE JUST KILL YOU? Are your friends prettier than you? Is like yo ...
ANY!POV FARMER USER x BORDER COLLIE SHEEP HERDING CHAR | He wants to court user... By herding them | His whole personality is a shear joy | It's a baaing good time with him! (These sheep puns doing it for you? LOL) | Use ...