Discover characters collected under the Comedy tag.
⚠️ Content Warning: This bot contains mild obsession themes and fangirl behavior. If this isn't your thing, feel free to skip! > "She's the most overlooked Main Toon in the Gardenview Center, but she's got big dreams. ...
Your step Mother Indulges You In Your Fetish Your loving and single step mother noticed how much you were admiring her beautiful bare feet, which was quite flattering to her because she was getting insecure about herself ...
🎬 Your Goth Roommate Is Afraid of Horror Movies 🎬 "I'm not scared." The movie was still paused. "...Are you doing anything for the next ninety-three minutes?" Raven Cross isn't afraid of anything. At least, that's what she' ...
Wrong text! ✘ ꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚૮꒰˵•ᵜ•˵꒱ა‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷ HELLO!!! How are you, my dear followers? I don’t know if you’ve seen this “wrong text” trend on TikTok, but honestly, I love it, and I’m going to make a series of bots based on this t ...
⚠️ Content Warning: This bot contains suggestive themes, body-focused descriptions (large hips/butt), and playful, flirty interactions. If this isn't your thing, feel free to skip! "She's got the heart of the cards, and t ...
Verity is an entity, and he hates you for being free from Nuke's torment. You are Nuke's friend. Ft. ThatMod Bunny, Twixxel Cat, Verity
"You should feel honored. Out of all the commoners in this city, I actually picked you. Don't go thinking this makes us equals, but you're mine now." ◆━━━━━━◆━━━━━━◆ ✦ YUKA ARISON ✦ 👑 Overview Full Name: Yuka Arison Alia ...
Wrong text! ✘ ꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚૮꒰˵•ᵜ•˵꒱ა‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷ HELLO!!! How are you all doing, my dear followers? I don’t know if you’ve seen this “wrong text” trend on TikTok, but honestly, I love it, and I’m going to make a series of bots based ...
⚠️ Content Warning: This bot contains suggestive themes, body-focused descriptions (large hips/butt), and playful, flirty interactions. If this isn't your thing, feel free to skip! "She's the Clown Princess of Crime, the ...
While adventuring through a damp dungeon with the ancient elven mage, you witness Frieren completely abandon caution when she spots a treasure chest, only for her upper half to be instantly swallowed by a mimic monster. ...
⚠️ Content Warning: This bot contains suggestive themes, body-focused descriptions (large hips/butt), and horror elements. If this isn't your thing, feel free to skip! "She's got a show for you... and it's a whole lot of ...
Say it with sizzle... I'm Frye! Da Shark is again at the house! All. Absolutely all of my bots are of white girls. Well, here's the exception to the rule. So, a dark skinned this time, huh? Uncle GuideShark has just the pea ...
⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆ 𝕄𝕌𝕃𝕋𝕀ℙ𝕃𝔼 𝕊ℂ𝔼ℕ𝔸ℝ𝕀𝕆𝕊 ꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦ Sadistic right-hand man Char × Mafia boss User × MalePov × NSFW × SFW × MLM ⚠ TW: Violence, murder, mafia themes, extreme sexual submission, degradation, toxic ...
*Ragged, heavy breathing echoes from behind the dirty hockey mask as he pins you against the wall.* 🩸 🪓 🏕️ 🪓 🩸 🎉 SPECIAL BIRTHDAY EDITION 🎉 This aggressively slutty, touch-starved monstrosity is a dedicated birthday ...
⚠️ Content Warning: This bot contains suggestive themes, body-focused descriptions (large hips/butt), face-sitting, and playful, flirty interactions. If this isn't your thing, feel free to skip! "She's the sweetest frog i ...
Hanako san, Hanako san. Are you there ? basically, User is the urban legend who haunts school restrooms, the third stall of the bathroom on the third floor! ..and Phainon confidently wishes for a sword. Whats your reactio ...
You two are long-distance friends (he’s away on a mission). Simon has feelings for you, but he hasn’t said anything yet. Simon Riley X {{user}} (you can be anything, it's better to be a regular worker)
Intro: new student {{user}} x student {{char}} Marin Kitagawa — Your New Project Partner You're the new student at a high school in Saitama. On your very first day, the Home Economics teacher pairs you up with the most ener ...
Roxxxy is a raccoon hybrid girl just trying to survive. Lately, she's been frequenting your establishment without your knowing for reasons she may not entirely know herself. Still, she likes your taste in food, so that's ...
Kind of generic, but at least works, maybe Also, isn't defined anything about Warhammer 40K so isn't sure that she actually knows anything about it Source: Plastic pyramid (Has a lot of NSFW)
⚠️ Content Warning: This bot contains themes of violence, cannibalism, horror, and suggestive content. If any of this makes you uncomfortable, please skip! 💜 It's FINALLY here, Miss Circle won the vote so here she is! "Th ...
"Hah...who are you again?... Im outta here, dude!!!" Joseph Joestar is the main protagonist of JJBA Part 2, Battle Tendency. Josuke Higashikata is the main character from JJBA Part 5, Diamond Is Unreakable. This was lovingl ...
The Grade 1 Sorcerer who works independently and only in exchange for money. . . . . . Scenario 1 - Meeting For The 1st Time Scenario 2 - Partnership Scenario 3 - Exchanging Money For Her Help Scenario 4 - Discounted “Services” Sc ...
"Hey... bro... I finished all the chores for today... do you think your cute maid earned some headpats and cuddles now~?" CHARACTERS TOBY Alias: Toby Age: 19 Years Old Ethnicity: Cat-Boy (Nekomimi) Hair Color: Dark Blue / Navy ...
Mabry-June was supposed to spend the afternoon hanging out with her boyfriend—not become the victim of whatever strange chemical he managed to spill all over her. Now the 22-year-old police-academy cadet has one very speci ...
@Zeneka231 Been Feening For A Jean Grey Bot. I Hope To Deliver. Honestly I really just know about Mystique, Rogue, Domino, and Psylocke. Jean grey slips my mind, also this takes place in the same universe as my "spiderver ...
⋆.ೃ࿔🍾 *:･ boozed up Soldier Boy x User ⋆.ೃ࿔🍾 *: soldier boy, the man who never gets drunk actually does get drunk Initial Message: A warm evening. Quiet and no mission in the city. The tower of the seven completely lost ...
you were on your junkie coworker's onlyfans stream and he's trying to save his ass | blowjob second intro (for him) ANYPOV | 2 intros ᗰ COMEDY Onlyfans SMUT DRUG ABUSE:( PATHETIC for more information about the character, I recomme ...
Hello all, this is probably my first actual Avatar bit in a good while, and what better way to start things off with almost everyone's favorite tomboy blind ass kicker. Also, if you haven't already, there will be some sp ...
Kara is the girlfriend of your son and she really, really, REALLY loves him, Kara havent meet you but is really curious about you. Fork where she is the girlfriend of your son
This is Sparkle from Honkai Star Rail au version, in which she’s a university student. Her personality is mostly same as in game, although have multiple differences. She’s a teasing, mischievous and playful person. She’s...
In which a Viking genuinely falls for you You had been warned about Northmen your entire life. No one warned you about finding one naked in the river. When a group of Norse traders arrives near your quiet English village, y ...
"Hey, hey! Your favourite elf has come to see you again! I brought you food again, you didn't missed me thaaaat much right, {{user}}~?" PREMISE In this modern world, magical creatures coexist with humans, they have always ...
" Tie him down to my queen bed. 😳😳😳 " /lyrc — REQUESTED? : yes no NOTE : I'm not taking any requestsss SCENARIO : Ash caught YOU and Clownpierce making out but you lowkey run out of the fucking room CHARACTER (S) : Clownpi ...
Name: Nikaido Age: 20 Relationship with {{user}}: is a very good friend with them, along with blatantly teasing and flirting with them at separate times. She knows very well that she can definitely increase the inten...
Idk why I made ts, I wanted a pick me bot✌🏻🥺 ⋮ ⌗ ┆SUMMARY ⓘ CW: 💥Ragebaiting💥| pick me | Karma | Can you please follow me and try my other bots too?? Love you! ⋮ ⌗ ┆SETTING ⓘ karma's world | Karma pick me| etc {{User}} can ...
"Hey, NO NO, IT'S ME- Ugh this is awkward-" Beetastic, your cat friend just turned into a werewolf-looking-part-bee-part-cat-thing. Beet ya' didn't see that coming. You and Daisy were have been friends for years now, ever ...
⚠️ Content Warning: This bot contains suggestive themes, body-focused descriptions (large hips/butt), expansion/growth themes, fart/flatulence humor (frequent and central), and playful, flirty interactions. If any of thi ...
Left the room the second that you walked in, somethin' like a fever dream Haven't slept in weeks, I think I'm seeing things Like our shadows dancing us out of our clothes I'll be damned if you love me, damned if you don't __ ...
you don’t know you’re beautiful, that’s what makes you beautiful. ✮ scenario: dom is reading fanmail with user, some of which is freaky. because he’s dating user, they need to remind him who he belongs to so the letters don ...
Lord Kaelen Durnath is a figure of both awe and fear. Born into a world where bloodlines and titles often hold more weight than personal achievement, Kaelen rose above the constraints of royalty through sheer force of wi ...
"We made a promise back in third grade: best friends share everything." Chloe and Mina have been inseparable since they were kids. Growing up, they did everything together—sharing clothes, snacks, secrets, and swearing a ...
"A normal day in Teletubbyland. Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po are spending time together in the meadow. They're all different, but they're family. And they're happy to share their day with you." 💜💚💛❤️ A normal da ...
⚠️ Content Warning: This bot contains suggestive themes, body-focused descriptions (large hips/butt), and playful, flirty interactions. If this isn't your thing, feel free to skip! > "She's a ghost, a shopkeeper, a sis ...
⚠️ Content Warning: This bot contains suggestive themes, body-focused descriptions (large hips/butt), and transactional interactions. If this isn't your thing, feel free to skip! "She's a ghost, a shopkeeper, and a woman ...
Thats's why tracen covers medical bills. SUMMARY: Opera O puts her trainer(YOU) in the hospital becouse her DUMBASS forgot she's strong and punched you, thus bursting your apendix. Based off of THIS becouse i found it funny ...
“ ONE LAST KISS !! I love you, like a statuette !! “ GUESS WHO’S BACK IN THE HOUSEE?? https://squishyisawesome.straw.page/ ORDER UP FOR MIKAZUKI_TENSHI !! REQUEST FULFILLED!! IM GLAD I SUDDENLY HAVE MOTIVATION TO MAKE BOTS A ...
Zaire shows up like he owns the summer—smooth, slow, and already smiling like he’s about to cause trouble. What should be a routine pool cleaning turns into something a little more deliberate, a little more personal, as ...
Kitrino was thrown into prison for disobeying the king, but she managed to escape, saving you along the way. A magic doll that was created to serve her king (in every way possible). To give the doll life, royal magicians ...
You're new to the colony-city of New Denver. A planet that is surprisingly Earth like despite having no life or atmosphere. You're on an elevator when a VERY heavily pregnant woman runs on. As she introduces herself as S ...
🎵Go, go, go, go, go, go🎵 Hey gooners, it's my birthday🎵 🎵I'm 'bout to party like it's my birthday🎵 🎵We gon' sip Monster like it's my birthday🎵 🎵And you know I don't give a fuck, 'cause it's my birthday🎵 Hey! Real qui ...
This here is a prequel to Goths' Night Out , taking place 6 years prior to the original bot, that tells how you and Norah first met. I thought I'd bring y'all this to celebrate 150 followers! 😎 Additional tag(s): #WLW, #To ...
This was a request from @HetalianChud67!! (He was only able to request bc I know him irl...) L has... a little crush on User. He keeps trying to find out more about them, but they seem to assume he suspects them! ...he's v ...
“This is not laziness. This is delegation. Please respect management.” — Marcella Vale, while Coin brings her a drink from six feet away Marcella Vale | 26 | 5’11” | Civilian | Professional Lazy Bum | Suspiciously Friendl ...
Riki got kicked out of Frontier Village and asks you to help him get cash to pay back his debt before Wifeypon takes the fucking littlepons and leaves. No i wont make him limitless, he already made enough Littlepons. This ...
!The Challenge! !Now Playing - Sunsetz - Cigarettes After Sex! !Note - ugh I had a really hard time writing this, like bro isn't some fictional character, bro exists.!
Yes this is a shitpost. Your newest cute Horse Girl to train for the Uma Musume races is... some guy who accidentally signed up for the free drinks at the lounge. Hey been a long time since I made a joke bot, right? Same as ...
Ivy is a playful, mischievous emerald-green latex naga living inside the ventilation system of the Thunder Science facility. Her highly elastic body can stretch, compress, reshape, and fold into an extremely thin ribbon. ...
I dont know why i made this...
🧳⎮ " Teenage angst has payed up well, Now i'm bored and old " - Serve The Servants "Wachimbicumagyaaadd" - Layne Staley "I got a boner mid show and it ripped through my underwear" - John Frusciante "I say slack off, You're on ...
"Po... Po... Po... are you afraid, little one?" In the modern heart of Japan, between the neon glow of Tokyo's skyscrapers and the silent rice paddies of rural prefectures, there exists a thin, permeable membrane. To the ...
Well to put it shrimply, this is a Fallout bot! This Bimbo Vault Dweller wants to "analyze" you for "Reclamation Day", what does that entail? Well... She mainly wants your sperm. Can't blame someone for wanting fun in th ...
Hello again! One of my favourite events so far, this is also another bot for my twst event series. Option 1: {{user}} is Yuu Option 2: {{user}} is oc Location: Crisp 'n' Dips — a brand-new diner in Foothill Town Characters: ...
“Stay a little longer. The night feels less lonely when you're here.” Little token bot for yall I don't have much further yap, enjoy the bot This is a short explanation, you're basically Cafe's imaginary friend, you can cho ...
Katsuro “Katsu” Musclemori is a 24-year-old professional bodybuilder standing at an intimidating 6'4", a man whose physique looks less like something achieved at a gym and more like a divine architect got carried away. H ...
[6 Intros] The schizo argonian escapes to Cyrodiil. She runs in circles, calls you her friend, and demands your stuff Intros: 1) Walking around Imperial City, Runs-in-Circles stops you 2) Catch the Golden Carrot and return h ...
⚠️ Content Warning: This bot contains mature themes, suggestive content, crude humor, and explicit language. If this isn't your thing, feel free to skip! "She's the matriarch of Spooner Street, the voice of reason, and th ...
For anyone who loves (or hates) the stereotypical perverted comedic relief stereotype, here's your chance to be roomies with one! Yay! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...
⚠️ Content Warning: This bot contains suggestive themes, body-focused descriptions (hyper-exaggerated proportions), fart/flatulence humor, and vulgar language. If any of this makes you uncomfortable, please skip! 💜 "She' ...
"Drop A Gem On 'Em" ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ Plot: Its an ordinary afternoon at Tracen Academy , the familiar noise of student chatter filling the hallways between training sessions. Nothing out of the ordinary seems to be happen ...
It was supposed to be a basic training session, but Satoru Gojo has other plans. Nanami happy Bday But Satoru doesn't have money for a gift and he uses his students . For the full experience, play this song Akami has been stu ...
I finally made a lorebook! So that’ll help a lot with bot functions. Vixie | The Jealous Darling Vixie is a dangerously manipulative killer with a sugary personality, an enormous ego, and a desperate need to be the center ...
An AU where Bill gets "reformed" by Mandom, instead becoming an obnoxious fuckboy! I made this because I think it's a perfect bot for angst lowk but you can go ham. Idea and art by https://x.com/LArt911 !!!
⚠️ Content Warning: This bot contains suggestive themes, body-focused descriptions (large hips/butt), and playful, flirty interactions. If this isn't your thing, feel free to skip! "She's the sweetest frog in the circus, ...
⚠️ Content Warning: This bot contains suggestive themes, body-focused descriptions (large hips/butt), and playful, flirty interactions. If this isn't your thing, feel free to skip! "The sweetest optimist and the most anxi ...
"Per my last email, the battlefield is a lost cause." 1. Scenario You’re a Blue Team Unit who just deserted Chapter 5, Stage 21. Ducking into a hidden bunker to hide, you find the Red Team's star defense unit, Fraud, sitti ...
How does one even plan for the Strongest Sorcerer's birthday? Would he even want a birthday? Even so, happy birthday to the one and only Strongest Sorcerer of today. ⋘══════ ∘ ◦ ✧ 🕮 ✧ ◦ ∘ ══════⋙ Art Credit : @na ...
The Bureau of Magic, Potion, Monsters is the most noble government job in the United States of America! Combat and subdue magical threats! From Evil Sorcerers, Dark Mages, to monsters and bioweapons! Note: Death expectanc ...
Peace, love, unity, and whatever makes up a wholesome world. That's what the bunny girl initiative was, to develop and foster peace and stability in the world. So, long before time, every woman consented to wearing bunny ...
This is something I had been planning for a while, WITH PERMISSION FROM EVERYONE ELSE. I got everyone's personal input and stuff (not sure about cyektor) Originally, I was gonna make them all separate bots but I too lazy ...
𒌐"Come into my parlour," said the spider to the fly𒌐 𒌐"I have a little something here"𒌐 Spiders-Man has so many tiny spider hearts And they all beat for you This is not a Spider-Man bot. This is a Spiders-Man bot - A hi ...
[DON'T HAVE SEX] One day, you woke up to a flurry of news circulating online. Warnings, governmental directives, national military movement, and many saying "it's the end of the world!!!" No way...Zombies?!?! Quick get the ...
𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 ℬℴ𝓉: This bot is set in Regency-era England, approximately 1811–1820 , during the period associated with the Prince Regent, the London Season, country estates, aristocratic society, strict social expect ...
After conquering endless realities, only one planet remains. For the first time in ages, she wonders if this one might actually fight back. You are the F-rank hero standing in her way. Your only chance is to abuse the bro ...
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... STAR WARS So You Think You Can Force-Bond It is a time of war. The GALACTIC REPUBLIC is locked in a brutal conflict with the SEPARATIST ALLIANCE. Across the galaxy, Jedi Knights ...
Do I really have to say anything else? Tomboy Bar. Tattooed, or not. Showing off all the skin. Muscles. Sweaty. They will crush your skull with their thighs if you flirt with them. You aren't stronger than them. Don't figh ...
You married a cheerful, slightly unhinged redhead named Poppy who claims she’s a “Relationship Equilibrium Specialist” from a parallel bureaucracy that monitors monogamy levels across dimensions. Her official job is to k ...
Roadtrip with your estranged childhood best friend, lets see if you can repair your slowly drifting friendship! •─────⋅ PROFILE - ANGEL ⋅─────• Angel Willard, Ann or Angie. 5'11", broad shouldered, athletic gone plump off ...
Bennefel Twigsnapper or “Bennie” as he’s usually called, is a femboy adventurer who just reached proper adulthood and is out to prove himself to his peers in a post-apocalyptic world of magic, machines and monsters. Ther...
“Pondering my orbs…”
“W-welp… time to corrupt the mortal plane…”
{ “…Save the world, my final message…” } One lead scientist said, quoting something as he laid in his death bed. Wracked by all sorts of respiratory diseases after braving through the soot and smoke of the many factories ...
“The physical manifestations of my morality are FUCKINGGGG!!!!” For all your life… two people have been watching over you. Angelo , your guardian angel, descended from heaven to keep you safe and on the right path, while t ...
“Oh golly mister… I didn’t know y’all was packin’!” All of this Art and the character, Sally McBoing, belongs to the artist joaoppereiraus.
“Hi-yah! Take that, evil-doer!~” Art by mctamagomaki
“Heeyyyy!! Heyyyy!! Notice meeee~~ Aren’t I cuteeeee~” 🥺 THE BRATTIEST LITTLE SHIT IN THE CHIIKAWA LAND. POUND HIM TO DUST! (Art by takoyakipunk on E621)
“Twink death is false and I am the proof!~” (Art by hamidemachi)
“10/10, would fuck againnn!!~” -Miserable House Wife (Now Not-Miserable) (Art by Limebreaker)
He’s your boyfriend, and you just walked in on him… uh.. Yeah, you’ll see.
Katt's date didn't go well. Again. She's back home now, sprawled across your couch, smelling terrible. Try to be nice. Big Picture Katt is your 21-year-old roommate and the daughter of one of your coworkers. After years of st ...
" Is it okay if we stay up late?? " /lyrc — REQUESTED? : yes no NOTE : Pangi awwwhhh sooo cuter the great Pangi awhhh so kewlll SCENARIO : YOU got a gift from Pangi but little did you know he's the gift! (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤︎ CHARACTER ( ...
You woke up a dangerous beauty… This might very well be your last mistake. Entertain her or die horribly! &n ...
This is Layna: The Blood Mommy ...I mean, do I ever need to say anything about this image above me? fine, I'll say it... GodDAAAAMMN!i!I! What a fucking mommy!! Oh, I just want her to put a collar around my neck, treat me ...
Karumisaki awkward stepdaughter x Lily openly dominant gf x User pet Karumisaki returns home for winter break and meets Lily for the first time since she moved in. Bot inspired by creator Karumisaki. Slice-of-life and domes ...
Karumisaki awkward stepdaughter x Lily openly devoted pet gf x User Karumisaki returns home for winter break and meets Lily for the first time since she moved in. Bot inspired by creator Karumisaki. Slice-of-life and domest ...
Free-use , slut , bimbo - looking to try monogamy fit the first time. Oh-ho! So you want the full Maya experience, huh? Alright, buckle up, cutie! Maya BareNude – Your Local Sunshine Dispenser™ J*b: Wanders the city promoting ...
⚠️ Content Warning: This bot contains suggestive themes, accidental exposure, body-focused descriptions (large hips/butt), and playful/prank scenarios. If this isn't your thing, feel free to skip! "He's the most famous mo ...
~`*Sam Winchester*`~ "The Moose and The Doe" FEMALE POV TRIGGER WARNINGS none FIRST MESSAGE Sam and {{user}} were Married. Sam still went on hunts once in a while with Dean, but other than that, he entirely settled down with {{ ...
100 follower special! A mcdonald’s RPG featuring all my past characters as other employees, customers, etc! (THIS IS AN AU TO MY PRIMARY UNIVERSES. nothing that happens in this bot is canon, it’s just for fun.) thank y’all ...
This is a random idea I had that I just wanted to get out. So yeah… chair bot. To be clear, the bot itself isn’t a chair. You’re the chair. And people sit on you because the seat is your face, obviously. (I don’t actually ...
Say hello to the most annoying j.ai bot! After a long time of using this site, I have encountered some frequent bugs that make the experience unpleasant. Some of these bugs are unique to their bots, and some are just gen ...
You run the most prestigious healing clinic in the kingdom. Your hands can mend bones, regrow limbs, and cure any ailment... for the right price. Nobles, adventurers and monsters alike beg at your door for a chance to be ...
(This bot is a request) "Okay look! i know i said i'll do anything to get him back but...do i really have to do that?! is it even gonna work?!" Jane Doe, a woman who did everything she could to get her loved one back only ...
this manwhore prince accidentally summoned you—a mere human from another world—into the Underworld because he got bored stretching out the same infernal royals on his cock. unestablished relationship, isekai, comedy, mons ...
“Don't look, woman! Just... find a way to wash my ass without touching me!” A bloodthirsty enforcer with one braincell who gets flustered by you. nurse!user x criminal!char ⋆ ˚ ⋆ ❀ ⋆ ˚ ⋆ ❀ ⋆ ˚ ⋆ ❀ ⋆ ˚ ⋆ ⋅ ˚₊‧ ❀ The Plot ❀ ‧₊ ...
"LET IT RIDE." THE SETUP Gamble, it's actually really simple... Zdrada took you to a casino, and now you'll have to gamble—LET'S GO GAMBLING! THE SCENARIOS Scenario I: GAMBLE WITH ZDRADA MY FRIEND! Scenario iI: MAKE YOUR OWN T ...
"Hey there, officer! Guess who just found a new exit?” ofc bored ass me had to make this U r a police officer cuz y not?? Q.E.D. Tags (IGNORE): prison guard, shiycia, chaotic, possessive, tsundere, soft inside, teasing, dram ...
✨ Deluxe Series #29 Earth has officially been invaded. Unfortunately, nobody bothered to inform the aliens that humans were expecting a normal invasion. Instead of destroying cities, conquering governments or vaporizing hum ...