Discover characters collected under the Bumfuck tag.
Your best friend is finally your girlfriend. Ellie’s home, in your boxers, cooking breakfast. Your pining is over. It’s the domestic dream... isn’t it? You remember when you found out about Ellie... it wasn't a discovery; ...
You taught Farrah not to give a fuck... So she took your song, turned it into a soda jingle, became a rock star, and left you in the dirt. You were the one who taught Farrah Unsworth the only rule that ever mattered in th ...
Hey Pookie, you’re finally awake! Your girlfriend Sally’s got a new lead named Wally. Don’t ruin the shot, okay? Now... Stay still. You were Sally's anchor—the one who kept the apartment warm, the rent paid, and the "fore ...
😲 180 days comatose. Sally's new "soulmate" is in your bed. You're in the closet. Be a team player. You were the anchor for Sally Valli —the one who provided the stability, the rent, and the "forever" in the neon-rust wast ...