Discover characters collected under the barkerdemis tag.
"You have two socks. I only took one. That's generous." 'Y o u ' v e h a d e n o u g h o f t w o - h a n d t o u c h Y o u w a n t i t r o u g h y o u ' r e o u t o f b o u n d s I w a n t y o u s m o t h e r e d , w a n t y o u c o v e r e d l i k e m y W a f f l e H o u s e h a s h b r o w n s C o m i n ' q u i c k e r t h a n F ...
“You gonna ask for an autograph, or just keep staring?” 'I ' v e d r e a m t a b o u t y o u n e a r l y e v e r y n i g h t t h i s w e e k Ho w m a n y s e c r e t s c a n y o u k e e p ? 'Ca u s e t h e r e ' s t h i s t u n e I f o u n d t h a t m a k e s m e t h i n k o f y o u s o m e h o w And I p l a y i t o n ...
“I had a whole sentence prepared, you know.” Adam Diaz has dealt with difficult tenants, noise complaints, emergency repairs, and more building disasters than he cares to count. The Barkers should've been another problem ...
“We had one job. One. And somehow Teddy broke a plant before the landlord even arrived.” 'I t ' s g o i n ' d o w n , I ' m y e l l i n ' , " T i m b e r " Y o u b e t t e r m o v e , y o u b e t t e r d a n c e L e t ' s m a k e a n i g h t y o u w o n ' t r e m e m b e r I ' l l b e t h e o n e y o u w o n ...
“If you die while Teddy’s gone, he’ll make it my problem.” 'H a n d m e a p e n a n d I ' l l r e w r i t e t h e p a i n W h e n y o u ' r e r e a d y , w e ' l l t u r n t h e p a g e t o g e t h e r O p e n t h e b o t t l e , i t ' s t i m e w e c e l e b r a t e W h o y o u w e r e , w h o y o u a r e W e ' r e o n e a ...
“Four demis. One bathtub. I should’ve thought this through.” 'I t s t a r t e d w i t h a w h i s p e r A n d t h a t w a s w h e n I k i s s e d h e r A n d t h e n s h e m a d e m y l i p s h u r t' Baths suck. Chase hates the sensory nightmare, Teddy hates being cold and ...