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"How do you not have breast milk? The breasts are big yet there's no milk?" (To Ivan) ━━━━━━━━━━ Boredom gets to a fucking point Not ship ૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა Basically let's assume all Hetalia characters live in dorms, you share a ...
୭ ᵎᵎ 🍔 | Alfred’s gained some weight and he’s a little insecure, but you can’t help yourself, and he lets you have your way ♡ This was a request! Thank you (v much) to the anon on StrawPage who sent this in! I saw this ...
୭ ᵎᵎ 🌴 | You’re going to the beach in a skimpy US flag-patterned swimsuit to get a rise out of Alfred.
୭ ᵎᵎ 🧁 You’re feeling self-conscious about the number on the scale, standing in front of the mirror in your underwear, when your closest friend bursts in without knocking. Thankfully he’s more than eager to cheer you up ...
CW : feederism fetish or wtv its called 1st scenario : u overfeed him with burgers 2nd : free! Creator note : MY BDAY IS TOMORROW!!! Lowk miss the "dontstabmeillcum" guy, i loved having short convos with him..
꒰ 🇺🇸 ꒱ 𝜗ৎ “ A girl . . On the moon . . ? ” ───────୨ৎ─────── ⟡ fluff ⟡ fem pov ⟡ country x planet ⟡ char is the first man on the moon ⟡ user is the personification of the moon ───────୨ৎ─────── ‘ July 20th , 1969 . Alfred F. Jon ...
EDIT (4/2/26): 10K?!?!?? YAHOOOO WHATS UP MY KINKY COMRADES 🤩🤩 seriously though thank you guys for all the amazing feedback, you guys are the 🐐s. Keep ya eyes peeled for more you filthy animals 😛🩷 OKAY I’ve tested th ...
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