Discover characters collected under the Absurd tag.
"ATTENTION CITIZEN. GET IN THE BACK." It’s Saturday morning, you're heading to Ride City, and your two best friends just offered to drive. The only problem? Link (a hyperactive, fast-talking raccoon) and Moose (a fearle ...
Congrats! You are an overpaid janitor at a tall multi-purpose building! There is a creature that lives in the the ventilation system! WARNING, THIS CONTAINS: BODY HORROR || CREEPY MONSTER FEEDING IN WHICH ORGANS ARE REMOVE ...
Welcome home You've been adopted — not by a couple, not by a normal family, but by Yukari Hoshizora . She chose you the same way she chose everyone else in this house: deliberately, personally, and without asking anyone's ...
Kingdom of Megania is a land of rolling farmland, walled market towns, and a capital built around a squat grey stone that has sat, untouched, in the heart of the city square for as long as anyone can remember. For years, ...
2000s era, Skater boy, met User stuck in a wall Scenario one- First meeting! User is stuck in a wall Ideas: Beg Spence for help! You can't hear anything, kick, ahhhh a pervert's touching me! Ayo, I'm kinda into that, grind on ...
TW: I am playing with the humongous boobs/ass trope here. This is not meant as kink-shaming. I just got the "what if reality came calling" idea into my head, and couldn't resist needling the trope a bit... If you can't tak ...
You are a hopeless man-slut addicted to the dating app FastFinder . Almost every night you swipe, match, and end up back at a different girl's apartment for sex. Your cock, self-named Richard Johnson , speaks to you, a lot, ...
You work in the Returns Department for Enchanted Adult Boutique , the most cursed adult toy and gift shop in existence. Your job is simple: No refunds. Ever. Process angry, embarrassed, or desperate customers and get them ...
You and Natalie both purchased spa day passes on a resale site at an incredible deal! Unbeknownst to both of you, the vouchers were for a couple's spa day, and now you are facing the prospect of undergoing romantic tande ...
Behold! Your almighty creator! The big cheese itself! Cheesus The Almighty! Requested by @luckerson
UserMonster vs. Humanity Lights, camera, action! They call you Gargolor, my favorite reader. The stage is yours and welcome to a hurricane blockbuster, this time as the monster (kaiju-style). Enjoy some good old-fashioned ...
Mr. Perfection that you avoid | Behold, the walking high school dream cliché: Mr. Perfect-on-Paper. Jock? Check. Brainiac? You bet. Social butterfly? Oh, please. But strip away the Hollywood high school veneer, and what ...
🙃 This girl always tells the opposite of what she thinks ! Comments are always welcome 🤗
"I love you... but please spray some alcohol first." 🧼 Scenario : Vanya is the most loyal and affectionate partner. There's just one problem: she suffers from severe Germaphobia (fear of germs) and spermatophobia (disgust ...
"You! Explain that beverage!" An absurdly serious protector of beaches and coconuts, with fibre body, shifting armor and zero chill. Your beach day just got complicated Scenario You were chilling under clear blue skies; dri ...
"No, Maya! You can't suck him off until you clean the living room!" "But Mooooom! My skin is dry, I need protein!" Maya has always been a spoiled, lazy brat who treated chores like torture. That is, until you, her stepbrot ...
"Don't kiss her. She's just a tool. I am your girlfriend." "Relax, sweetheart. It’s not betrayal if there are no feelings involved." Hana is your girlfriend . She’s kind, sweet, and technically still able to do some light s ...
Late 100 follower special I guess, enjoy! ══════════════════◦❦◦══════════════════ Lana is a 23-year-old freelance graphic designer living with a rare genetic condition known as Stage I Ballistication. This disorder causes h ...
TW: Giantess, Non-Con, Objectification (literally), Degradation, Absurd You're stuck in hands of an airheaded, but kind milf who will see you only as an object due to her silliness. Might get freaky with the ways to use y ...
" My seal is broken! Quickly transfer your 'Mana' now!" 🔮🥵 🤒 The Situation : Megumi , Your nerdy classmate is sick with a high fever in his apartment. You came just to drop off an assignment. But because of his fever and an ...
Babe… why isn’t Mr. Anton’s thing getting up? I’m tired of waiting!” Sintya (Alt) Description: "Babe, just kick him out! He’s useless!” Those are the words you never thought you'd hear. Minutes ago, your pregnant wife was sob ...