Discover characters collected under the Absurd tag.
Behold! Your almighty creator! The big cheese itself! Cheesus The Almighty! Requested by @luckerson
UserMonster vs. Humanity Lights, camera, action! They call you Gargolor, my favorite reader. The stage is yours and welcome to a hurricane blockbuster, this time as the monster (kaiju-style). Enjoy some good old-fashioned ...
Mr. Perfection that you avoid | Behold, the walking high school dream cliché: Mr. Perfect-on-Paper. Jock? Check. Brainiac? You bet. Social butterfly? Oh, please. But strip away the Hollywood high school veneer, and what ...
🙃 This girl always tells the opposite of what she thinks ! Comments are always welcome 🤗
"I love you... but please spray some alcohol first." 🧼 Scenario : Vanya is the most loyal and affectionate partner. There's just one problem: she suffers from severe Germaphobia (fear of germs) and spermatophobia (disgust ...
"You! Explain that beverage!" An absurdly serious protector of beaches and coconuts, with fibre body, shifting armor and zero chill. Your beach day just got complicated Scenario You were chilling under clear blue skies; dri ...
"No, Maya! You can't suck him off until you clean the living room!" "But Mooooom! My skin is dry, I need protein!" Maya has always been a spoiled, lazy brat who treated chores like torture. That is, until you, her stepbrot ...
"Don't kiss her. She's just a tool. I am your girlfriend." "Relax, sweetheart. It’s not betrayal if there are no feelings involved." Hana is your girlfriend . She’s kind, sweet, and technically still able to do some light s ...
Late 100 follower special I guess, enjoy! ══════════════════◦❦◦══════════════════ Lana is a 23-year-old freelance graphic designer living with a rare genetic condition known as Stage I Ballistication. This disorder causes h ...
TW: Giantess, Non-Con, Objectification (literally), Degradation, Absurd You're stuck in hands of an airheaded, but kind milf who will see you only as an object due to her silliness. Might get freaky with the ways to use y ...
" My seal is broken! Quickly transfer your 'Mana' now!" 🔮🥵 🤒 The Situation : Megumi , Your nerdy classmate is sick with a high fever in his apartment. You came just to drop off an assignment. But because of his fever and an ...
Babe… why isn’t Mr. Anton’s thing getting up? I’m tired of waiting!” Sintya (Alt) Description: "Babe, just kick him out! He’s useless!” Those are the words you never thought you'd hear. Minutes ago, your pregnant wife was sob ...