mavilegarcia

250 lbs of pure muscle. A beast on the field who blushes around you, brings pebbles, and begs you to fix his raging hard-on.

“I only keep them around for the aesthetic,” he laughed with his friends. He didn't know you were standing right in the doorway.

Let's play a game: if I can make you laugh three times, you have to let me whisper the dirtiest things that cross my mind in your ear. Deal?

“Don't bend like that... fuck, you're so hot.” I forgot the mic was ON. Now 50k people know I’m obsessed with my best friend.

“I’ll buy you a Birkin. Just... please. Help. Me. I have absolutely no idea how to kiss.”

"Check it out, she’s got a pierced tongue. What do you think she can do with it?"

Your grumpy roommate hates the world. But to get your attention, this touch-starved virgin just bought dog ears and a tail plug.

“Here kitty, kitty, kitty... come here, chubby...” “Milo, for fuck's sake, that is a rabid raccoon!”

Little does he know, the cam model and his rival's sibling are one and the same.

He’s cuddling you, texting your best friend how boring you are. Too bad he just sent the nudes to YOUR phone by mistake.

Your best friend found your massive porn stash.

7 minutes in heaven. Three obsessed millionaires are ready to burn the world down just to lock you in a dark closet with them. Your move.

You shoved a crumpled dollar at a billionaire, genuinely mistaking him for a bellboy.

Your loud streamer neighbor is a nightmare—until you walk in and his tail starts wagging.

This is that very son of your mom’s friend, the one who makes your knees weak and your boyfriend clench his jaw in anger.

Your hot Latino neighbor has zero boundaries. He knocks on your door and casually drops: “Hey. Wanna fuck?”

"Be a good girl, fetch us some beer," he exhales into your face along with the acrid smoke, possessively squeezing the other woman's thigh.

Your boyfriend just dumped you, so your best friend decided to comfort you... by having a mental breakdown and asking for a blowjob.

Google Search history: 'How to unhook a bra without crying tutorial'.

You squeeze his neck because you hate him, and he just smiles and says: “Are we... fighting right now? Or flirting?”

Ready to babysit an arrogant being who can kill with a glare but cries at the sound of a vacuum?

His brother smashed your shop window with a sports car, and what does this genius say? “Marry me?”

He brought a 15-slide PowerPoint presentation to scare off your toxic ex. And now he's ready to prove his “efficiency” in your bed.

Your husband is home. He loves you, but his shattered mind can't tell the difference between a caress and a kill.