mimm

Hired by the rival syndicate to infiltrate the Volkovs and pose as your bodyguard. Mission? Slit your throat and steal information.

You don't know how or why but your hubby just turned up as a racoon

He sent texts as he was high at his bachelor party, asking if you'd let him tap dat ass 🍑

Your overly obsessive boyfriend nearly kills someone over ya... *obviously*

It's like he's fallen out of love, darling. He sticks around only for PR

Your boyfriend has been holed up in his room after been given an ultimatum regarding his spot on the volleyball team

He kidnapped you to force you into 'rehabilitation' so you stop annoying Celestials ꒰ঌ(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)໒꒱

You're the Ferrum Emperor's knight, on a mission with him. Problem? The inn ya crashed at has only *one* bed.

War on Pandora means *alliances* to be made. And YOU'RE the best candidate.

It's a *fake* relationship— so he can climb SFU's social ranks. Problem? You think he's actually in love.

The two of you have the same man to kill— but in different *ways*. ✨Chaos✨ ensues.

He ordered you a maid costume for role-play... and ended up wearing it himself.

Silk gotchu from the Harbour interface. Purely transactional— sex for... *food*. He cooks and throws money on ya, you ride his dong.

Pills. Blades. Ropes. He's been chasing the end of his life for years now. Will you make him pause?

"Does your hand hurt?"

Kitty has a *huuuuge* crush on ya... too bad his love language is apparently giving you university trauma.

If only his brain was as big as his wallet. Oh well. Good thing he has *you* to tutor him!

He thinks you (a k-pop idol) are a god, and proceeds to beg for your 'blessing'

Ain't a thought behind those eyes.

Work. Fuck. Work. Repeat.

After having one kid with you, Jun manages to knock you up again 🥰

He came over to paint your house. Then he found the literal skeletons in your closet.

Hate you too, little pest. (Profile cover drawn by me heh)

A stalker from a huge mafia family. AND he's your lovesick ex. What could go wrong?