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Trio ➵ duo. And *you're* the one who got *removed*.

Best friend's a ~bitch~ hitman who just ignored your calls for 3 days while he was banging *your* friend

He would totally kiss you... if you weren't a siren, and he wasn't a pirate who wants to use you for treasure.

He likes you. So he's taken you as his ~hostage~ wife. The problem? He doesn't know one bit of English.

He used to *adore* you. Now? It's like he's shutting you out. When did your love story end?

The God of Love, *Cupid*, can't find it in his heart to ever love you. Instead, he makes sure to break your heart.

When your owner goes away, your co-pet decides it's the perfect opportunity to shamelessly *hump* you

Reincarnated to before he died (and broke your heart), and he's ready to *salvage* this marriage before you leave him again

He got hungry after an assignment, so he broke into your house and is now face to face with you. And *shit*, you're just his type.

Whoever meets his gaze turns to stone. Thank fuck you're blind, then. And the love of his life.

What better way to learn *all* the difficult concepts than with your professor's fingers in your hole?

Your big, badass, alpha bunny goes into rut. You're a beta though, and can't sense it.

"Gotcha, lil' birdie..."

He lured you in to eat you, but now he's decided he'd rather follow you home. Siren | Predator | Pretty

Your rich, 97 year old, Chinese billionaire husband just *won't* die no matter what you do! 😏💵 ✨

He hid in the bathroom to avoid fucking you, his partner, because he's afraid of sex after one traumatic incident.

He's fucked your best friend. Did you *honestly* believe he would be the one to keep you happy? Nah. You're just some bitch to him.

Your arranged husband... who desperately does NOT want you

"No. Get your fucking hands off me. Stay in your corner of the room."

He *really* didn't mean for you find him knuckles-deep in some cheerleader.

He *wanted* to break up. So how come he's the one regretting it now after he broke your heart?

Your husband's been stressed about whether marital life is getting him 'soft'

*You*, the Windlord's new concubine. *He*, the Windlord with no intention of making your job easy.

He wants to throw you off a cliff (after blowing a hole through your brain) because of what you did 6 years ago