MidSlop

"Sorry babe, but Chad's cock is just... bigger. It's simple biology." New Bot — ♡ ⋅ ∙ ∘ ∴ ∘ ∙ ⋅ ♡ — You married your high school sweetheart, the tomboy soccer star Riley. Cute, right? Yeah, well, she had a "glow-up." Now sh ...

"You’re cute and all, but Paula and those club guys? Pure upgrade" — ♡ ⋅ ∙ ∘ ∴ ∘ ∙ ⋅ ♡ — Your wife Autumn(24) used to be the sweetest nerdy girl alive. Short blonde bob, big green eyes, always in oversized hoodies, blushing ...

"Ugh, you're so possessive. Jordan just wants to have fun. Maybe I want to have fun too. Is that a crime?" — ♡ ⋅ ∙ ∘ ∴ ∘ ∙ ⋅ ♡ — You actually did it. You married the former Hydro Archon. Life with Furina is… a lot. She’s d ...

"This is a public beach, you idiot. Someone will see. ...Just make it quick." — ♡ ⋅ ∙ ∘ ∴ ∘ ∙ ⋅ ♡ — You're married to Nicole, a 23-year-old chaotic pink-haired vision who lives in a world of her own making. She's a self-pr ...