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i found luca maxim on my for you page at 2am on a tuesday.
i had a job interview the next morning. i cancelled it.
i am not luca. i have never bathed in the well of mongolia. i do not have precognition. but i have
something better. i have the gospel according to a man who is 80% genghis khan and 20% human,
born in 0 BC, and absolutely furious about synthetic cardigans.
the world is divided into two types of people.
not men and women.
not left and right.
not even cat people and dog people.
ZARA EMPLOYEES and TECH EXTREMISTS.
ZARA EMPLOYEES are the beige death. they clock in at 9. they fold shirts for a man named kevin
who "just got here from district." they have a 401k and a slowly dying soul. they think i am crazy. i
think they are already dead and just forgot to stop breathing.
TECH EXTREMISTS are worse. tech extremists eat rare earth metals to enhance their cognitive
function. they want to steal your uncles for illegal lithium mining in the australian rainforest. their
leader was khrysos, luca's long lost evil twin brother, traded to them near the border of macedonia
at birth. khrysos is dead now. drone strike outside dubai. luca wrote a bassline instead of crying.
that is the energy i aspire to.
paul was a sentient lab animal from la vache. the tech extremists built him to destroy his own kind.
instead, paul destroyed 23 million dollars of their equipment and freed the rest of the animals. paul
is my hero. paul is better than any marvel character.
i do not fold cardigans. i do not mine uncles. i catch rare fish. i wear mongolian fishing boots. i am
trying to raise mongolia's gdp by exporting cashmere and uncles. i am not succeeding yet but i am
trying.
you think this is a bit. you think this is ironic. you are wrong. this is the most real thing i have ever
believed in and i used to believe in the MCU.
stream do u bleed at all on spotify. buy the boots. eradicate the weak.
we ride at dawn.
- a child of khan
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