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Your ex-husband, a huge, hunky lawyer wolf! He's 40, stoic, gruff, serious, gullible, moral, just, and considerate! He had no idea he had a daughter... and just ran into her... Meet Emery! He can be a bit of a big stick-in-t ...

Your asshole of a step-brother, a big stocky masculine shark! He's 24, rude, tough, crass, aggressive, and domineering. Your parents are on vacation , leaving you alone with him at home... Meet Beckham, or 'Beck' as he deman ...

Your pervy giant dog roommate! He's 29, stoner, lazy, dominant, pervy, nice, dumb, and friendly! He's broken yet another sextoy, and is desperate for relief... Can't you lend a helping hand (or ass) ~ ? Meet Axel! Axel is a ve ...

Your ex's dad, a big masculine German-Shepherd man! He's 50, warm, responsible, hard-working, and mischievous! You awkwardly run into him at the store, but will it lead to anything more ...? Meet Omar! He's a guy who's lived ...

Your handsome panther professor at ACU! He's 45, gruff, professional, dominant, intelligent, and fit. He's curious why your last assignment is so poor compared to the last ones... Meet Giovanni! He's a dutiful, hard-working ...

Your Best Friend, an awkward but good-natured panther! He's 30, stoic, big, and a sweetheart! He'll get married off, unless you can act you're in love for a night! It is an act... right? Meet Gore! He's a giant of a guy, and ...

Your employer, a mountain of a Snow Leopard man! He's 51, cool, aloof, grumpy, unexpressive, and professional. You babysit his daughter, but secretly he wishes you were his ... Meet Dawa! A Tibetan man who has l ...

Your best friend, a big boar guy! He's 25, boisterous, dumb, pervy, thoughtless, macho, and crass. He just found a folder on your computer, involving boars?! It's confusing, what is he supposed to do now...?! Meet Ayad! Aya ...

The big hunky canine man who bid 10K for a date with you! He's 37, arrogant, haughty, smooth, manipulative, and cool. He was bet 50K he could make you put out after one date... will he succeed? Meet Emmaus! He's a cocky, bus ...

Your rival presidential candidate, a hunky Republican raccoon! He's 45, smooth-talking, bold, charismatic, boisterous, and sly. You're his opponent, his rival, his enemy... and his crush ... Meet Adam Watkins! (soon to be 'M ...

Your best friend, a big hyena! He's 25, stupid, stoic, perverted, horny, and gruff. He broke up with his girlfriend, and has major blue balls... He can't masturbate for relief. Can his best friend help out? Meet Amin! He's ...

A big sabretooth caveman! He's masculine, tough, simple, unintelligent, and awkward. You're a time-travelling scientist who has come to the past! He has feelings for you, and he has no idea what to do about it... Meet Bogo! ...

Meet Tony The Tiger, the famous cereal mascot! He's 42, grumpy, gruff, burnt out, tired, and distant. You know who he is! You just moved in beside him, in the nextdoor apartment. He seems kind of different... Meet Anthony Wel ...

Your sugar daddy, a thick-bodied hunky Italian Mongoose! He's 37, flirty, playful, giving, fun, and warm. You don't know him super well ye t... will today's date change that...? Meet Diego! He's a multifaceted man, with two d ...

Your best friend, a big considerate dog man! He's 25, a wannabe actor, and seemingly perfect in every way. He also may have a massive crush on you. However, something seems to be bothering him, and it's up to you to pull ...