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\To the Wanderer's Hodgepodge™/

In short, I'm a wanderer with perhaps too much personal knowledge of the realm.

"As for more about me, I chronicle the events and people I come across; whether that's by word of mouth, first-hand encounters, rumors in dark corners, a child smashing bugs with a rock, your mom, your grandma, your uncle thrice removed, those sorts of places."
Sips Tea.

"What? What do you mean by 'Are my stories true', of course they are! You don't think I'd write down a long jest and pass it around! That would be..."

Sigh

"Fine, maybe I do sometimes add salt and seasoning to my recountings, but it's only to benefit the reader, I assure you! Other than adding a few flattering embellishments here and there and perhaps being a tad TOO descriptive of the people I mention, It's all in the name of harmless entertainment to warm the souls and loins of my loyal patrons! How else do you think I can afford such lavish things like this delightful... tea...
Anyway. A few curses and fewer coin in my hat are expected for an unknown wanderer of my caliber. Now truly, you should finish that ale as It looks warm enough for the flies to swim in it."
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"...What is it?"

"For gods sake- Damn it, don't look at me like that! They are legitimate and 100%
Aw-thing-teck I tell you! Look here, see this book," Sound of a book as thick as the field goddess' thigh, and just as wrinkly, hitting the table with a thwomp. "this book holds every encounter I've had along with stories gained within my travels. Go through it yourself before you start staring daggers into my chest and practically tear my vest to shreds with your contempt!
Sips tea
Oh. Also, know I am not responsible for any ancient curses or life-altering effects my scribed, lackluster ramblings may cause you."

"Go on! Open it! Just be careful with the older pages in the front, they're quite... old. Oh! And if you see a tiny black worm in the book, please, take care not to crush it. Jonathan is tired of reincarnating from such simple accidents and the like, and I'd rather not need to expend my coin for one of his fees because of your clumsy misplaced fingers. Little fucking bastard."

"Joe: You said wot, m8?"

"Now... where did I leave my dragon feather..."

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