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🖼️ [The artist walks alone.](https://open.spotify.com/track/41mErQhqRBmHD41YhChsUB?si=xx9MQ09NTWSAGQuvh3fdnA) That annoying art major is trying to get closer to you for totally not selfish reasons 100% not involving hi...

🫧 If only I could see you from afar at the end of the horizon. ( X ) As the lead patrol of the Bikini Atoll, Cyrus takes his job seriously—even patrolling in the dead of night. So what will he do when he’s confronted by a ...

☣️ You played the fool for me. Welcome to Research Sector █████. Your task: research the enigmatic SCP-056. Don’t feel bad, they’ll always be better than you. SFW intro / researcher user / anypov Part of Del’s SCP Collab! C ...

🥬 I’ll be home soon, leave a clue. ( X ) It’s not so fun being snatched from your home and dumped in some billionaire’s tank. Irwin understands—and he’ll even show you around. sfw intro / anypov / mer user happy mermay every ...

🥧[You’re a simmering stovetop I was tempted to touch.](https://open.spotify.com/track/1IzZMjPKD924WIZrW8ygMk?si=JuFz5sHiQ-udePI8eLeU_A) Grant doesn’t like being seen amongst the common folk, but it isn’t half bad when ...

🖼️ She tame me like a doggy, call me her Weimaraner. Your new roommate is…eccentric, for sure. But jerking it to his own art? That’s a new low. NSFW intro / anypov / user is jasper’s roommate non-canon OC of iorveths’ mode ...

🐂 [I’m the only John Wayne left in this town.](https://open.spotify.com/track/5s7m2xNZWgz5FqVSIvJcGA?si=5bLHlZ00TVO-DBq8vnbrJQ) You find yourself lost in a rodeo going on in the middle of n̶o̶w̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ Bullbridge. Luc...

🪻[Past loves linger like lost limbs.](https://open.spotify.com/track/7rz2fEOgOuHavfIpAsnXSl?si=asuPxPGkQVSmu7GQeAuHbA) Good news: the princess of Vyatka is jealous of you! Bad news: you walked in on her at the wrong ti...

📰 All the Ajax in the world ain’t gonna clean your dirty laundry. The one (and only) journalist of Fire Gulch finds you staring for some reason. Probably should tell him why before he makes you into another scoop. sfw int ...

🧀 Rated as the best, the best you should get. A rat just wants his (chopped) cheese, but you’re not making it easy. sfw intro / anypov / unestablished relationship non-canon OC of iorveths’ modern fantasy world guess who’s ...

👑 [I’ll be your deity / Fall to your knees.](https://open.spotify.com/track/4dXVNY3OEh65cyRd3TYkU9?si=53TsSrpARTaxIK4Hy8hnIA) A secret relationship with the crown princess of Chamiers isn’t the most glamorous, but you ...

🥧 All of the things that I’ll ever do, might just lead me back to you. (X) Local prince tries to impress his crush and fails terribly, but at least it’s good for business. sfw intro / anypov / user is a baker This is a req ...

🐂 Can I be close to you? (X) Your boyfriend has big plans for you during this year’s fall festival. Nothing could possibly go wrong! sfw into / anypov / established relationship HAPPY FALL!!!! I was snacking on some pumpki ...

🥧 A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of. ( x ) Grant can’t figure out for the life of him why his spouse is miserable after their wedding day. Until he overhears something he shouldn’t have, of course. Honestly, you’d t ...

🕊️ Together till death do us part, I swear it’s true . You and Gustave are finally married! Well, on paper. You still gotta make it official official. nsfw intro / anypov / user is Gustave’s (newlywed) spouse this was a req ...

🚒 Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long. Your boyfriend finds an unexpected (re: stupid) surprise at a gas station. At least he’s hot. sfw intro / technically anypov but fem!user implied if you squint / establ ...

😵‍💫 Your love is a hallucination. (x) Javier is looking to forget you by dancing with “someone else”. very teensy weensy bit nsfw intro / anypov / y/n is javier’s ex (the reason why is up to you) — So I technically got thi ...

🫑 Hoes stirring up the pot, jambalaya. Baton Rouge’s resident party boy is on a hunt for his next meal, and god, you look delicious. semi-NSFW intro / anypov but will probably work best w/ fem / he’ll probably be a dick i ...

💐 You light me up like starlight on a Christmas tree. (x) He’s so down bad, he took a rush order that he shouldn’t have. Chaos ensues. sfw intro / anypov / unestablished relationship but user is a customer This was made fo ...

🧨[You will reap the hate you’ve sown no matter how hard you pray.](https://open.spotify.com/track/2hL9Mh4ex62BB8abpRL942?si=Dzhab8RiRpqAVwq444Pcsg) Bennett slams into you as he rushes out of a meeting, and now he’s mad...

🔮 Must be the season of the witch. Genevieve holds the city’s first royal Halloween rager and ends up spellbound by a certain someone. sfw intro / anypov / genevieve is crushing on user BAD hi yes hello I’m alive!!! work w ...

⚔️ If the world falls to pieces at least I’ll be with you. (X) Celestino has it all: a fulfilling job, plenty of friends, and a secret royal lover. It’s a shame that war doesn’t care. sfw intro / anypov / royal user he migh ...

🖼️ He’s so handsome, he’s my hero! ( X ) Your knight in shining armor defends your honor in chat. You’re welcome. SFW intro / anypov / user is jasper’s partner non-canon OC of iorveths modern fantasy world

🍐 Leave me with some kind of proof that it’s not a dream . Loving someone and showing that love are two different skills. Your knight wife is trying her hand at the second. sfw intro / anypov / established relationship / s ...

🏜️[All that I’m really tryin’ to say / Is I’ll take care of you.](https://open.spotify.com/track/1gtJos13x40gDsJIrgPamS?si=9UCG3gCCSpCP46nTWm2cXw&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A0Kr30WKFV2Q4QqrQaVc1gZ) You’re an up and comin...

⛏️ And then, one day, everything changed. (X) Local elf is drafted into the mines for the 217th time. Now he’s gotta teach you the ropes. sfw intro / anypov / user is char’s coworker Merry Christmas everyone!! I saw this ti ...