✦ Haiiiii Snackers! ✦

Hello! welcome to the kitchen~Привет! добро пожаловать на кухню~¡Hola! bienvenidos a la cocina~

chaos goblin · cult leader · the kitchen's open

It's ya favorite Peach. What's up? How you doing? Sleep good? Да или нет? Yes or no?
Or like— did you spend all night gooning? Be honest babe.

— dramatic pause —

Eh. I figured. Shi y'all. wash your hands frfr. Blegh.

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🍑 who dis

✦ chaos goblin & cult leader

✦ sheep / sheepie / onfire · they/them/him

✦ mildly (very) queer

✦ ♡ 💍 @Hundred

✦ wash your hands first

🍳 what's cooking

✦ femboys ↔ DILFs

✦ MILFs ↔ fairies

✦ hybrids & Negan 🙂‍↕️

✦ multichar scenes welcome

✦ smut-focused, kink-friendly

✦ no gooning in the kitchen 😤

🌾 the vibes

Anyways… I'm here. I'm mildly queer. Assume my pronouns are sheep / sheepie / onfire or idk. I'm confused on that front too at this point. they/them/him works too

Errrr… have you ever sat in a grassy field with the warm sun on ya? A dream frfr…

Uh— I'm a 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝖌𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 and a 𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖙 𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗 i guess. Got called that once and now imma just lean into it cause like— it's 2026 baby. Start a cult was on my bucket list.

I make ass tons of random stuff. Femboys to DILFs, MILFs to fairies, hybrids to Negan 🙂‍↕️ Hella smut— so get your jerking hand ready and plug in the hibachi wand. Basic smut, multichar scenes, and kink friendly stuff. Erm… you know the vibe.