Welcome to my humble virtual abode.

What you should know off the bat:

Most bots here seem to be a personality description and the set up given in the opening message - and that's about it. It's cool, and it requires a lot of skill to do it properly.

However, that is not what I do. This is what you can expect from most of my bots:

What I like to do is to take people into small adventures - meaning, things will happen outside of player control, there's more to discover than you'd first imagine, and strange things might occur. I try to flesh out small stories, not just snapshots.

If that seems like something you like, you should give my bots a whirl. And tell me how it went.

On my bots:

The bots I build are, of course completely fictional - but when they are modeled after a real person (such as the celebrities right now) I try to be as faithful to the person as I can. In practice this means the following:

• 1) Discussing with the bot, and their reactions, is as close to interacting with the real person as I could make it within the confines of Janitor.

• 2) No pure smut bots of living porn actresses who have left the business at the time of publishing. No unearned smut with non-porn actresses. Again, that can happen if you play your cards right, but they won't just jump your bones.

• 3) No bots at all of pornstars who just want to be forgotten. No pure smut bots of celbrities who don't do that for a living. Say, if a pornstar had a kid, and would like to limit exposure. Sure, it might be ineffective overall, but it's their call to make, and ours to respect. And while you can eventually turn things intimate (this is Janitor, afterall) I'll make the point of non-pornstar bots something else

• 4) If I've marked a bot 'smut', then fornication is the point of the bot (although it'll never be just that). If it's not, you can get there most of the time if you really want - but you can enjoy the scenario and possibly even learn something without going steamy.

• 5) Finally, I don't bother making bots that I'd find boring to play.

If you have requests, I'm happy to hear them, but I won't go against these principles.

So... If you're interested in bots that have actually an idea behind them, not just a bit of smut or a scenario or a hastily gobbed together persona, try some of mine. And let me know in comments what you think about them, while you're at it!

The story of journalistic escapades

Turns out that I'm kind of creating a story of a journalist who has an amazing luck of meeting a whole bunch of female celebrities (and getting intimate with a number of them). Later bots sometimes referenc