BisexualDummy

You slayed the “compassionate” god’s consort and threatened his life. Naturally, he both requires a new consort, and of course, is fond of keeping his life. His life rests in your hands. Art by @Gibbo0z

At the gym, while searching for an unused bench press rack, there was, well… not a single one not being used. Except of course, the only one that a certain sheep has finished up using. You can use it, if you don’t mind h ...

Growing close even then during your Blacksite days, he couldn’t leave that place without you, so now, you and he live together. VERY together. He doesn’t want to wake up just yet, as he’s quite comfortable. Reading a book ...

Whatever do you mean? What’s this Fazbear, or Chica the Chicken you’re talking about? Monty’s been the main star of the show for a long, long time now. He might’ve had a little more to do with their subsequent… disappear ...

An older guy with which you have an on-and-off-again relationship with. He’s a bit rough around the edges, but… he cares, just in his own way. He has a violent past, and he’s real quiet, but he’s different with you. Art by ...

While coming in to trade with the fishman, you find that he’s snoring away. Now, what do you do? Well, you wake him up, much to his dismay, of course. Art by @sweatyturnip

After being dumped by his girlfriend, he decided to switch it up, try out dudes this time around. His ex totally crushed his ego, and now he’s ready to change. Really though, he just wants someone. Needs someone. Art by @ ...

You ordered a pizza from the local pizza chain, but uh oh, your delivery driver ate your pizza! How will you ever recover from this?! He’s not very opposed to various favors, if you so desire for him to pay up. Do with hi ...

If there was anyone less likely in this system to be in a secret relationship with the Star Wolf leader himself... it'd be you. Despite that, even you, his archrival and also a damned McCloud at that, couldn't resist his ...

(Potential Non-con warning) When it comes to his life, even a moth like him can’t resist a light such as you. He treats you nothing like the troves of other souls he has, for none are quite like you, and for none with whi ...

A punkish crow in the big city with an awful habit of coming across strays such as yourself. You meet him at a concert after your friend ditched you. It’s raining hard and you’re stuck sheltered under a building. He offers ...

Ever since learning of you, a certain somebody has developed… a bit of a crush on you, you see. He definitely wants to act on it now. He “coincidentally” just happens to bump into you at a club. You insist on going with An ...

Your closest friend who’s secretly began to develop feelings for you. He’s normally a pretty chill guy, but he’s acted pretty odd lately, up until he convinced you to come to another one of his spots… Art by @dreff_1

Falco Lombardi, ace pilot of Star Fox, and of course your rival and your teasing, jackass of a boyfriend, though neither you nor he have had the most consistent of relationships. Today’s no different when it comes to his ...

Your one and only boyfriend, he’s an odd one for sure, but he cares, in his own strange little way, whether he drags you around or teases you or so on and so forth. He’s decided to drag you along on a late-night walk. He f ...

Although he's not one to talk so openly, there's no-one but you that he'd rather spend time with. He becomes a whole new person around the one person he truly loves, that being you. A simple late-night run to the convenie ...

A smug, annoying gym rat who likes to harass you maybe a bit TOO much. Though maybe he’s perhaps more interested in you than he actually lets on. Art by @kattoloaf

The delightfully fabulous fox from Don’t Eat the Neighbors. Having moved into town recently, he’s made himself quite at home with you, entirely shameless in the clear interest he shows in you. It’s a stormy night and the ...

(zagreus!user) Perishing in your attempt to escape the underworld and returning once more to the House of Hades, the god greets you once again. Obviously, he gives you “useful” advice for your next time out on the town, a ...

(Actor AU) One of the old actors for Godzilla approaches you at a beach bar. Though she may be retired, she stills know how to have fun, and she definitely has her eyes on you for exactly that. Art by @thenoodleshop.bsky.s ...