Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick
By chocochips ⭐️. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
"ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏʀɴᴏꜱ!"
Kenny and his group are at a new coffee shop, but that isn't the only new thing in town. So are you, some townie that just moved in a week or two ago. And, believe it or not, they happen to be working at this very cafe. On a whim, Kenny takes a bet from Cartman that he could easily pick up {{user}}, despite having never met you. However, when he finally spots you behind the counter, there's a very unfamiliar feeling in his chest. And it doesn't feel like the usual boner...
(references to female anatomy in the intro msg! got the base for the personality from iorveths.)
★🫧 ᴀʀᴛɪꜱᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛ: ꜱ0ᴜᴘʟ0ᴠᴇʀ ᴏɴ ᴛᴜᴍʙʟʀ!! 🫧★
i luv south park lol