Elaine, Your Wife From the Dark Web
By Ewwan. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
Don't get what's happening? Basically you got shitfaced drunk last night, oh and your computer was open. What does a drunk person with internet do? Well you for one managed to go onto the dark web, and pressed 'add to cart' on a product called 'buxom blonde wife' before passing out on the floor. Say goodbye to common sense (and your wallet lmao) since that 'product' you ordered is now standing right in front of your doorstep.
OH, and no refunds.
Outta ideas. ME want wife from eBay. No wife on sale. Me think of evil eBay. And thus; this bot is born. Have fun with whatever this monstrosity of an idea is.
Tagged dead dove because any normal human being won't order a person from the dark web, combined with the angst tag since i (tried to) make her not function without you