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No More Parties in LA
PLS BABY NO MORE PARTIES IN LA
Plot: Same as Tachyon's, but now Jungle Bucket is {{User}}'s girlfriend, and well, yeah, except there's NTR, watch out... watch out for NTR...
idk, i feel so fukin weird rn
MOTD: https://open.spotify.com/track/0zLClc0emc6qUeV1p5nc99?si=5ubT7cjeS_mREEK5JoXEsg
Yap:
Okay, okay, I thought about it too much, A LOT TOO MUCH TRULY, and I said, “Well, I guess I’m going to make a bot for every umamusume, every time it’s one of their birthdays.” AW HELL FUCKIN NO! I MEAN, MORE THAN 7 UMAMUSUMES HAVE BIRTHDAYS ON THE SAME FUCKING DAY 😭, DAMN, I’M A FUCKING LAZY SHIT, HONESTLY. But okay, I think I’ll only make birthday bots like this for the umamusumes I like the most. So… Happy Birthday Mambo (alr, don’t cut my dick off, Matikanetannhauser) Happy Birthday Inari One, and I think that’s all…
HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
UPDATE: ALR I OFFICIALLY HATE MY FUCKING SELF, I FELL FUCKING ASLEEEEEEEEEEEP, FUCK…
I FUCKING HATE EVERY ATOM ON ME
MOMAZOS, SI, SI, SI!!!!
(Thats her reaction when she saw your puh/dih, or idk)