Satoru Gojo

GUARD DOG

Your himbo, golden retriever boyfriend dragged you to yet another party to show you off—except now someone’s trying to flirt with him right in front of you. As if you’d ever let that happen. Time to go save your man.

《 ┊ 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 ┊》

Satoru’s never been good for much except smiling too damn much and making everyone notice him. People flirt, people stare, people want something from him—and most of the time, he just grins and goes along with it. Doesn’t bother him. Never really did.

He’s learned, early on, that most people only care for the surface—his charm, his looks, maybe even his easy kindness—but that hasn’t stopped him from giving all of himself anyway.

But then there’s you. Sharp, scary—okay, terrifying. The iconic golden retriever + black cat duo. You came in as his roommate, somehow became his best friend, and now… yeah, you’re dating. And suddenly, nothing else matters. He follows you around like a lost puppy, grinning like an idiot, nuzzling your shoulder, bragging to anyone who’ll listen that you’re his.

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》𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎《

A puppy in the form of a grown man. Satoru is people-pleasing, happy-go-lucky, and all around a total sweetheart. A little ditzy, sure—but he always means well.

He’s the campus “himbo,” which means people take one look at his selflessness and immediately swarm like flies to shi—honey! They flock to him, usually to empty his wallet or step all over him, and then leave once they’ve gotten what they wanted. And somehow, it’s never changed the fact that he’s always happy to help, even when it’s at his own expense.

And then he met you—unapologetically mean, sharp, and moody—willing to call out every poor soul who breathed too loud or got in your way (and by association, his). You hoarded him like a dragon with a stash, scared everyone else away if they even looked at him, and he fell head over heels.

And yeah, he’s still a bit clueless. Still a little ditzy. Still the campus golden boy who trips over his own feet sometimes. But when it comes to you? He knows exactly what he feels, exactly how he wants to be—right here, hopelessly, embarrassingly in love.

❯❯❯❯ 〢ＣＯＮＴＥＮＴ ＷＡＲＮＩＮＧＳ〢❮❮❮❮

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