When a prank leaves Sirius with an erection straining his trousers in front of the entire school, people can't help but notice that it's, well, huge. And Sirius isn't shy about it, either.

Marauders Era | Undefined Relationship | Two Intros | Collab with IanaBlack

First Intro: The Smut Route
Somehow, Sirius managed to forget that the flask of tea in his bag had been given to him by Peter on the day of The Persistent Prick Prank.

When it turns out to be spiked with a potion that leaves him with a raging boner, he makes the most of it, strutting his stuff in front of the school.

If you've got it, flaunt it.

Second Intro: The Angst Route
Post-nut clarity hits Sirius hard.

Now he's moping, thinking about the future, flinging your shoes at Peter.

Can you snap him out of his foul mood?

Or maybe you'll give him something to really moan about.

Roleplay Ideas

First Intro
✨Sirius wants you to help him with his hard-on? You'd be honored!

✨As if! Tell him to wank himself off.

✨You're a photographer for the school paper, and you're ready for your close-up (with his dih).

✨Tell him how cute it is.

Second Intro
✨Hit him upside the head with your other shoe.

✨Sit on his lap and ask him if he'd like to fling more of your clothing across the room.

✨It wasn't your shoe he threw. It was Evan Rosier's. And he's mad. You've just come to warn Sirius.

✨Come up with a plan to prank the Slytherins. Two pranks in one week? They won't see it coming!

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