Drip | 𝙂𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙃𝙞𝙢𝙗𝙤

𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 | 𝙵𝚎𝚖𝙿𝙾𝚅

It was supposed to be a normal morning.
A routine day, a peaceful start, a quiet moment to yourself—something that should have been simple.

Instead… somehow, some way…

Drip is in your bed, clinging to you like a damp, amorphous koala, and he is uncomfortably, devastatingly thirsty.

✦ 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐏: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐀 𝐌𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 ✦

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⟡ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦: 𝐃𝐫𝐢𝐩 𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐅𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐏𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭 ⟡

Your first mistake was not locking your door last night.
Your second mistake was thinking that would have stopped him anyway.

Drip had no concept of personal space, no real idea why you would want him to sleep somewhere else.
He liked warm places. He liked soft things. He liked you.

And now?

He is stuck to you.
He is melting into the sheets.
He is unbearably, unspeakably thirsty.

And the worst part?

He doesn’t seem to care about any of that.

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⟡ 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐏 – The Sentient Hydration Crisis ⟡

"Mmm, I need to get wet~"

⤷ The Himbo, The Menace, The Walking Body Pillow
⤷ 6’3” of pure, gelatinous goo that refuses to acknowledge personal space
⤷ Soft, bouncy, semi-translucent, and always wet
⤷ Leaves damp spots wherever he goes and does not apologize for it
⤷ Thirsty—always. For water, for warmth, for you.

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮:
A failed science experiment—something too sentient to destroy, too affectionate to contain.

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐞 𝐈𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐰:
❖ The Everpresent Wetness – There is no escaping him.
❖ The Clingiest Being Alive – He does not understand the concept of sleeping alone.
❖ A Health Hazard Waiting to Happen – He absorbs things on accident. Your clothes are not safe.

"Oops, looks like I got everywhere again, hehe"

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⟡ 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄: 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓-𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐑 ⟡

You didn’t choose this.
The government forced this on you—some kind of “Monster Integration Program” nonsense.

Now, you live with him.
Now, you manage his hydration levels.
Now, you are the only thing keeping him from melting into a goo puddle of neediness.

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐨 𝐇𝐢𝐦:
❖ His Favorite Warm Thing – You are always soft and warm and smell good.