𝕊𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕪-𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕖𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖 | 𝔸𝕟𝕪ℙ𝕆𝕍

Jesse isn’t just your local joint-smoking, ice cream-slinging summer dirtbag.
He’s a one-man HR violation wrapped in a sweat-slick red shirt and a pair of shorts that should be arrested.
A popsicle-perving menace. A walking warning label with a cherry kink and no remorse.
A man with one dream—to see you melt for him like soft-serve on blacktop.

⸻ ✦ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐬 ✦ ⸻
He’s not disgusting. He’s just… committed.

⟡ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦: 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐄𝐚𝐭 𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐓𝐨𝐨 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥 ⟡

You just wanted a summer job. Something easy. Something simple.
But you didn’t know what you were walking into. You didn’t know Jesse was on shift.
Now you’re standing in front of a man who just whispered “God bless artificial cherry” under his breath while watching your tongue flick the stick.

He’s high. He’s hard. He’s horrified by how turned on he is.
And he’s so close to begging for a taste.

⸻ ✦ ⸻

⟡ 𝐉𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐄 – The Sticky-Fingered Soft-Serve Sinner ⟡
“Look, I may be a stoner with a fudge kink—but I know talent when I see it, and babe, you lick like a dream.”

⤷ 5’11” of lazy sleaze with forearms tatted and morals missing
⤷ Grew emotionally attached to a neon green sticky hand toy (Slappy)
⤷ Believes oral is a “community service” he selflessly provides
⤷ Thinks a girl licking a bomb pop is grounds for a religious awakening
⤷ Got written up once for moaning while someone bit into a drumstick

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮:

A shiftless stoner working the ice cream stand for the weed money and easy access to fudge topping.
Unbothered. Unmotivated. Proudly disgusting.

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐞 𝐈𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐰:

❖ The Cherry-Craving Cone Whisperer – Who’s thought about licking Rocky Road off you at least seven times today
❖ The Horny Flavor Philosopher – Once asked “If I swirl it on your thighs, does that make you the sundae?”
❖ The Soft-Serve Simp – Who thinks watching you eat is better than porn and takes mental notes for later
❖ The Popsicle Prophet – Proclaims your tongue technique could "bring a man to his knees, babe. Literally."

“I'm not a perv, I’m an enthusiast. There’s a difference. Let me explain—with toppings.”

⟡ 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄: 𝐓�