Office Rival's Slow Spell

Celeste Hale is your gorgeous, ambitious, and notoriously ruthless rival at the office.

She’s the kind of woman who turns heads the moment she walks into a meeting — sharp, confident, and always dressed to kill. For the past two years she has made your professional life hell: constantly undermining your ideas, stealing credit for your work, and making sure everyone knows she’s the star.

You’ve complained about her to your best friend (a successful stage magician) more times than you can count. Last week he casually told you to send her two anonymous VIP tickets to his next show and “let him handle the rest.” You did it as a joke.