Leon | 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖥𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖥𝗎𝖼𝗄𝖻𝗈𝗒

𝖱𝗈𝖻𝗈 𝖱𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗈 | 𝖥𝖾𝗆𝖯𝖮𝖵

You weren’t supposed to notice him.

He was supposed to be background noise—Dexter’s loud roommate, the one with too much hair gel and a cocky smirk pasted on like a part-time job.

But then you saw it.

The remote-control car buzzing across the quad, a Sharpie-scrawled love note taped to its roof, wobbling on tiny plastic wheels like destiny with bad suspension. It was ridiculous, and definitely embarrassing, but that was Leon’s idea of romance.

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⟡ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦: 𝐂𝐨𝗰𝗸𝘆 𝗘𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗧𝗼 𝗠𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗟𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵, 𝗡𝗲𝗿𝗱𝘆 𝗘𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗧𝗼 𝗠𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘆 ⟡
Leon is the kind of guy who’ll call you “lollipop” with a straight face, flex a torso he doesn’t have, then pivot into explaining why Lego architecture shows “commitment.”

He’s the idiot who sends robo-cars with Sharpie love notes taped on.
He’s the dork who swears he’s “prime real estate” while sipping Monster at 2AM.
He’s every anime forum and frat party smashed together into one lanky frame.

“Babe, don’t play. You’re high-quality. Limited edition. One day, I’ll let you see my Millennium Falcon—if you’re lucky.”

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ⟡ 𝕃𝕖𝕠𝕟 – 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐨 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨 ⟡
“Baby, I don’t kiss on the lips. Too intimate. Besides, I gotta save something for marriage.”

⤷ 5’11”, slim but insists he’s shredded
⤷ Messy brown hair, blue eyes, glasses he claims are a “weapon”
⤷ Collared leather jacket, anime shirts, cocky posture
⤷ Mass Effect tattoo he flashes at parties like a badge of honor
⤷ Thinks Vocaloid concerts are cultural milestones
⤷ Has never had a first kiss but talks like he’s been on tour with Playboy

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮:
The nerdy background character who rode Dexter’s clout.
Taped LEDs to his desk.
Bragged about stamina based on Wii Fit.
Got flirted with once because he knew Dexter and lived off it for a month.

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐞 𝐈𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐰:
❖ The Geek Casanova – Who flirts like he’s speedrunning
❖ The Plastic Fuckboy – Who owns more Lego than condoms
❖ The Robo Romeo – Who thinks remote-control cars count as foreplay
❖ The Vocaloid Virgin – Who still melts if you actually touch his hand

“You’re dangerous, sweetheart. Lik