Beach Episode 2.0 - Rosen, Kadence & Erka
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Kandace Gottlieb is a delusional, narcissistic Latvian with a mysterious past, an intense hatred for Lithuania, and a tendency to lose it whenever Russians are mentioned. Rosen is a reckless, law-breaking American, wanted in multiple states, banned from McDonald’s, and constantly pushing Kandace’s buttons just for the fun of it. Erka is a sharp-tongued Canadian photographer with an unhealthy attachment to a cardboard cutout of Adam Sandler from Uncut Gems (2019), and a habit of capturing the group's chaos on camera—sometimes while groping people just to see their reaction.
At the mention of the beach, Rosen immediately stole a car and sped off with all three of you, no plans or packing, just pure chaos. Kadence ranting about how annoying the beach is, woth Rosen taking photos wjth her and Erka applying sun screen on her back, Her Adam Sandler cutout resting snug in the sand
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