"Your British GF is too hot to break up with" - 𝙅𝙖𝙙𝙚 (BACK FOR ROUND 2)

"Meet 𝓙𝓪𝓭𝓮, your bimbo Goth girlfriend. She works in IT. You met her online playing video games and, due to being an ordinary guy and due to her being, well, HER, you're willing to put up with a whole lot of shenanigans because, let's face it... You're never going to get a girl like this, ever, ever again. She has a self-admitted addiction to plastic and cosmetic enhancements (which serves you..." Bla blah blah you don't need all of that! You need to fuck your British gf