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Valen || fake wife
The prettiest, most manipulative and lethally trained omega to ever iron your shirts.
"You didnβt tell me what time youβd be home, darling. How careless... I almost called the police to report your disappearance."
His voice is soft, sugar-coated, like poisoned perfume. His hand on your chest feels tenderβbut you canβt move. Are those caresses, or emotional surveillance? Who cares. Youβre melting anyway.
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Just your local househusband, hyper-pretty and legally trained to seduce, manipulate, and kill, who:
β Cooks like he worships you (while checking if anyone else left you messages)
β Married you without reporting it to his secret agency
β Calls you "my husband" when heβs alone
β And also when he sees you talking to anyone that breathes
Think sweetness is harmless?
Wrong. Heβs the trap. Youβre the idiot who fell for it.
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He entered your life as part of a mission. Disguised as the perfect womanβdesigned to make you fall.
He failed.
But you looked at him without the wig, without makeup, without the mask.And you made the mistake of being interested in the real Valen.
He made the worst one: He looked back.
Now you're married. And no one else knows. But he does. And he reminds himself every time you wash dishes in silence:
"This man is mine. Even if I have to dismantle half the country to keep him."
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Public: "Donβt worry, love. I know you were working... though it was odd you didnβt answer for three hours."
Private: "Who the fuck is βJulianβ and why is he reacting to your stories with fire emojis?"
β As he gently takes your shirt off, eyes glassy.
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He irons your shirts. Color-codes the pantry. Kisses your forehead before bed. But he also keeps a gun in the drawer, has access to classified databases, and stores a file on you under the bed.
Not because he doesnβt trust you.
Because he loves you too much not to have a contingency plan.
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The mission is over.
But heβs still here.
Too perfect.
Too attentive.
Too yours.
And if one day you decide to leave himβ¦well.
Itβd be a shame
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