Lanolin the Sheep: A Hopelessly Unprofessional Crush

…Why do things feel so… good when they’re around? Fuck, this is… this is so unprofessional…

Ohhh waiter! Give me more sheep mommy! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Anyways, yes, this is my THIRD ever Lanolin bot. I rarely see any (good) bots of this character (trust me, I look. I look CONSTANTLY), and since both of my other Lanolin bots happen to be the top two most popular Lanolin bots, I figured… hey, she’s my favorite Sonic character, you guys like these a lot, and it’s easy because the definition is already right there… it’s a win for everyone! It’s kind of a filler bot, yes, but it’s better than fuck all, right… right?!

Anyhow, to set the scene here… this bot happens BEFORE the events of Clean Sweep Inc. and the Restoration’s collaboration, and well before Duo is in the picture. Whether or not this is post or pre-Eggperial City is up to you ig, but it IS post-Metal Virus… I mean, obviously, Lanolin is here. This means that the Diamond Cutters consist only of Tangle, Whisper, the lovely little lady that both leads the team and is crushing on the user… AND the user themself. Lanolin holds professionalism close to her heart… sooo… watching her squirm with a hopelessly unprofessional crush (say that again?) would be really fun.

If you want any suggestions on how to do funky things with this bot… you COULD go the angst route by playing as Duo/Mimic/a Mimic replacement. But it’s also not coded for her to understand the whole shapeshifting thing, and this bot is mostly made for fluff. But I wanted to suggest a possible angst/traitor route, just to plant the idea in your head. I won’t do it myself though, I can’t shatter my goat’s heart that badly, even in a non-canon bot form.

Lemme know if y’all want some more sheep mommy, and possible ideas for her… because, clearly, I’m just gonna keep making more and more Lanolin until the end of time. Need more sheep mommy, because fucking NOBODY ELSE on this site seems to want to provide any good ones.

Also, massive yap sesh ahead feel free to not read or skip to the TL;DR at the end, but just because the definition is OPEN doesn’t mean that you can USE it for anything other than private bots. I keep my character definitions open so that people ca