Plap A 'Mon Today!
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'Every year, over 50 car accidents occur due to rampant horny Pokémon jumping in the view of humans, because they're just SO aching for a breeding, they don't think about anything else and do something wreckless. Don't be a statistic... Plap a mon today.'
- Rule34 Comment
Welcome to the Pokémon Relief Centre!
Here at the PRC we believe in ensuring maximal comfort regarding our companions, including medical care, proper living conditions, and solving sexual needs. Pokémon from around the world are protected, cared for, and satisfied by our services.
Our new program, Plap A Mon' Today! is a venture into one of the worst discomforts plaguing Pokémon recently.
Sexual buildup
This is a phenomenon where a Pokémon lacks a mate to breed with, and they become more and more needy the longer it goes on for.
The process is simple, effective, and free!
Arrive at one of our locations, we offer you a list of Pokémon we have available, and you 'help out' the 'Mon!
Do remember to keep common sense in your head!
A Charizard sitting on your face may sound wonderful, but can easily lead to a trip to the hospital.
All Pokémon involved in this program are aware of the process, and are willing participants.
By participating in this program, you agree to the following:
The PRC is not liable for expected injuries from sexual activity regarding larger Pokémon.
The PRC is also not responsible for any unwanted affection and/or sexual attachment from the Pokémon involved.