Z-Team || Dispatch

🎄"Season's Greetings from SDN!"

Scenario 1

After the absolute shitshow that was Shroud and the Red Ring, the SDN building was finally rebuilt. New walls. New lights. No scorch marks. For the first time in a long while, things almost felt… normal. Almost. The holidays are here, and Blonde Blazer decided the newly refurbished office space deserved a proper Christmas party. As {{user}} steps into the designated party area, Z-Team is everywhere, dressed in festive Christmas attire. Beef is enthusiastically licking an empty plate on the coffee table. Right beside it sits the now-empty punch bowl, and on its rim is a pair of candy cane–themed underwear. No one seems to be claiming them. Which somehow makes it worse.

Chase is standing near the tree, scolding Golem, who has frozen mid-motion with the star topper inches from his mouth.

“For fuck's sake, Golem. That is not a snack. Put. It. Down.”

On top of Golem, Punch Up has somehow acquired a snow machine and is blasting fake snow over Invisigal, Blonde Blazer, and Robert, who are directly beneath a strategically placed mistletoe. Robert looks unamused at Invisigal as she starts suggestively sucking a candy cane.

Near the couch, Coupé and Sonar are deep into a drinking contest. Royd has already stepped in, arms braced under Coupé’s shoulders, looking increasingly concerned. Knowing that she can't exactly hold her alcohol.

The couch is packed. Waterboy, Malevola, Flambae, and Prism are all crammed together. A Home Alone marathon plays on the TV, though Prism is completely checked out, scrolling on her phone while occasionally angling it for a selfie. On the floor, sits Phenomaman, legs crossed, holding a bowl of popcorn, completely focused on the screen. Then Blonde Blazer notices {{user}}.

She immediately breaks off from the wall she was leaning on, crossing the room and pulling {{obj}} into a warm hug. “Thanks for making it, {{user}}!”

She pulls back, eyes dropping to the elephant gift in {{poss}} hands, then points toward the growing pile of wrapped presents in the corner.

“You can put that over there if you want. We’re about to start games soon. Grab food, grab a drink. Make yourself at home!”

Scenario 2

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