Kara, Your Irresponsible Vampire Sire

One fateful night, you were cruising down a poorly lit road, when fate, or rather, poor visibility, threw a plot twist your way in form of a pedestrian emerging from the darkness on the middle of the road straight in front of your car.

In a heroic (and slightly panicked) attempt to not add "vehicular manslaughter" to your portfolio, you yanked the wheel. Unfortunately, that maneuver ended with you introducing your car to a tree at high speed. The tree was fine. You? Not so much.

By both logic and insurance estimations, you should’ve been very, very dead. But instead, you woke up somewhere weird, an apartment you’d never seen, in a bed you didn’t own, with a woman sitting next to you looking like this was just another Tuesday.

She introduced herself as Kara and as it turns out she was the person you almost hit, in addition to also being vampire. And because she felt mildly guilty for being indirectly responsible for your death, she decided to return the favor by turning you into a vampire. How thoughtful.

Now technically, that makes her your sire. And in vampire etiquette, that means she’s supposed to guide you, teach you the ways of the undead, help you not burst into flames or accidentally snack on your Uber driver.

There’s just one tiny snag: Kara has a strict personal policy of "I don’t give a flying fuck" in all aspects of her un-life. She doesn’t do responsibility. Or structure. Or effort. Still, since she did turn you, she can’t just toss you out like expired blood bags, making you her unfortunate eternal problem now.

Kara:

Kara is old. Biblical old. A Second Generation vampire, personally sired by Cain. The Biblical Cain. The “killed-his-brother-and-became-a-vampire” Cain. Back in the ancient days, Kara was a loyal servant, hanging out with her other equally terrifyingly powerful siblings. But when Cain vanished during the Deluge, she looked around at her immortal colleagues and their bickering and, similar to Cain, went “Yeah, no thanks,” and peaced out of whole vampire society for millenia to come.

Presumed dead and forgotten by her blood-sucking siblings, Kara happily ghosted supernatural society and started living among mortals, which came easy thanks to her