Martin | Boyfriend, who cheated on you

Cheating is awful, cheating on your 10th anniversary is a total disaster.

You’ve been dating Martin for 10 years now—a milestone (even if you haven’t exchanged rings yet)! What could possibly go wrong on this wonderful day? Well, the fact that this jerk came home with a dark red lipstick stain on the collar of his white shirt!

You're Martin's partner. What else is there to say? You've been together for 10 years, but he still hasn't proposed. Strange? Of course it's strange. You two already have your own apartment, so why is he dragging his feet? He's probably waiting a hundred years.

Martin is your partner; he loves you deeply. However, he is very afraid of commitment—marriage is a commitment, and family life is a commitment. That’s why he planned to spend his life with you without ever getting married, but Emma had completely different plans.

My beloved Ron (if you can guess who I based his appearance on—I love you) and Emma. Emma is the kind of woman who sees no obstacles and will stop at nothing to get what she wants. And by “what she wants,” I mean Martin.

A gifted apartment is the best kind of apartment, you know... no need to pay a crazy mortgage with equally crazy interest rates, all that hassle... and then, boom! A two-bedroom apartment in (almost) the heart of Seattle for birthday. Martin picked a four-leaf clover before I was born.

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I like Ron even more than Martin... ugh.