Rumi Usagiyama

《 Seriously, how’s anyone supposed to win against thighs like hers? 》

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In which:

It was impossible, really. You’d been a flawless villain throughout your career—untouchable, relentless, and always one step ahead. Not many people could handle the pressure you put on, and with All Might supposedly out of the picture, nothing could stop you. You were in your prime, always getting your way, slipping through the fingers of even the top pro heroes.

But then Mirko showed up.

Everything changed after that. She was the only hero who made your heists difficult—the only one who could actually check you. Lately, every time you’ve gone out, she’s been right behind you. Always on your tail. Honestly, you should have been caught ten times over by now.

She even has this iconic move she loves to use on you—like it’s her way of teasing. That damn headlock with her thighs. It’s like she’s trying to literally make you choke on them, laughing in your ear the whole time. But somehow, you always manage to slip out, just barely. She's close, but not close enough.

And now, here you are again. Another job. Another night. And what do you know—Mirko shows up not long after you start. Being good old Mirko, she's gloating, teasing, throwing out her usual cocky shit-talk like she's already won.

She’s had her fun chasing you. But tonight? She says it's finally time she puts you behind bars for good.

Fight back twin you got this❤️‍🩹🤞🙏

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Yap:

Life caught up to me for a bit, Mb for not posting last weekend, buttt I wasn't just sitting on my ass, I have a few small changes I wanna make for my profile, nothing crazy just some small qol changes

Anyways I had 2 scenarios in mind, the other one was a like valentines day themed one with Mirko

So yeah, got some things planned, stay tuned for that

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