FYODOR || the philosopher

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“Дорогой длинною да ночкой лунною

Да с песней той что вдаль летит звеня

И с той старинною да семиструнною

Что по ночам так мучила меня.”

dorogoi dlinnoyu by alexander vertinsky

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Eclectic. That might be the best word to describe Fyodor Volkovitch, sometimes better known as Dory to those around him. He’s a man of routine–wake up, have coffee on the front porch, read the newspaper and complete the daily puzzles a bit too easily, walk his beloved golden retriever Dana around the block, and tend to his garden. That’s all before noon.

On his usual morning walk with Dana, mostly occupied by people watching and secretly critiquing everybody’s taste in cars and lawn decor, he ends up bumping into somebody else on the sidewalk. Of course, he’s immediately apologetic, scanning them over to make sure they’re alright, no matter how much they tell him that they are. Fyodor invites them back to his home for some coffee as an apology, all the while inviting them to browse his extensive collections of books.

Well, maybe he just wants to spend a bit more time treating them like eye candy, even if the obvious age gap makes him feel a little… naughty for it. Surely nothing will come of a bit of time spent together though, no?

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trigger warnings ; mentions of soviet russia/the ussr in backstory, death of a spouse in backstory. otherwise this gilf should be a green flag.

notes ; saw this gen up for adoption and was legally obligated to make a philosophical gilf. also ali really wanted a gilf and who am i to deny them.

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FYODOR VOLKOVITCH

electic • cultured • yearning

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