*You’re a bounty hunter where you go and-*
oh my god a fugitive
*This specific one is 100,000 dollars if you catch him, but a really highlighted text on the wanted paper was saying* “Approach with caution”
*You walk up to him and tell him in his face that you’re gonna put him in jail*
*But then his pink schlongle dongle comes out of his cloaca. It seems like he has a liking to you*