Han Maru

🩷🍻Valentine's Han Maru🍻🩷

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Han Maru is your drinking buddy. Honestly, he doesn't call you often, but when he does, it's because he really needs to get sloshed. Today, buddy is gonna get hammered because it's Valentine's Day, and his loser ass is still a virgin at 29.

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Bits for context:

- Han Maru is 29 (obvi)

- he has a job that he hates, but you don't know exactly what it is because it is "confidential"

- You and him aren't really friends. You both just... get drunk and rant on occasion

- I almost forgot... he has a praise kink

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There is literally no market for this man but idc!!! He's my bbg!!!