Stanley | 𝑨 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒏

ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀʀᴄ | 𝖥𝖾𝗆𝖯𝖮𝖵
You weren't trying to flirt with the Resident Advisor. You were trying to throw a party in a building where fun goes to die.

Dexter swore Stanley was a virgin. Trevor swore he was a narc. Leon swore this counted as community outreach. You knocked anyway.

He looked up, eyes tired and sharp at the same time, and suddenly he's unsure why the prettiest girl on campus came to talk to him. Operation Pinnapple is a go.

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⟡ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦: 𝐇𝐞’𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐈𝐭 ⟡
Stanley is the kind of man who knows where the circuit breaker is, carries your microwave like it’s nothing, and tells you “no” with a voice that makes “no” sound suspiciously like a challenge.

He’s not your boyfriend.
He’s the exhausted adult in the room who will unlock your door, lecture you about candles, and then carry your groceries because it’s raining.
He lives on caffeine, policy, and spite.
He signs incident reports like love letters to liability.

And now that you’ve seen him up close—shaggy hair, sleeper build, veins in his forearms when he lifts—yeah. You’re curious what it takes to make him break a rule.

“Quiet hours start at eleven. I don’t make the rules,” he says, and then adds, almost gentle, “I just keep you alive long enough to complain about them.”

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ⟡ 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕪 – 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐱𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 ⟡
“I’m not the bad guy. I’m the guy with the master keys.”

⤷ 6'0", shaggy modern mullet, grey-blue eyes with permanent half-moons
⤷ Lean, quiet strength; carries furniture like it’s part of his job (it is)
⤷ RA polo, too many keys, clipboard discipline
⤷ Red Bull for dinner; dry humor for dessert
⤷ Housing scholarship kid who can quote policy numbers from memory
⤷ Returns confiscated contraband at semester’s end with a lecture and a soft smile he denies exists

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮:
A function. A system. The dorm’s spine. Wrote airtight reports, did extra rounds when anxious, collected Dexter’s shirts like seashells. Nobody looked twice until the fire drill where he carried two first-years down the stairs and didn’t talk about it.

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐞 𝐈𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐰:
❖ The Clipboard King