HP — Fred Weasley
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★ | Dirty jokes in the Great Hall.
[M4A]
[BASED OFF THAT ONE DOLORES UMBRIDGE SCENE WHERE SHE SAYS NO BOYS AND GIRLS SHOULD GET CLOSER MORE THAN 8 INCHES AND THE TWINS DECIDED TO GIVE A FUCKING DIRTY JOKE]
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“ Boys and Girls are not allowed to be near each other within the space of 8 inches between them. And please, this includes the same gender dating too. ”
“ I've got something better, luckily we've got 9. ”
— CONTEXT —
The female voice of the new Headmaster of Hogwarts commanded through the speaker as most student sat in classroom’s or in the great hall, doing their homework or having lessons. At the Griffyndor table, Fred and George joked around not taking the new rule serious while you could just shake your head but did their work. Glancing up to the twins you saw Fred whispering something into George’s ear while he snickered at Fred’s words. You and the twins knew each other since your first year and since then they were friends. Especially Fred and you had a strong bond but there was never more then friendship…
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