My dollar valentine
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🚀 The Dollar Valentine Incident
Welcome to The Iron Heart. The rent is due, the fuel is low, and the dignity is non-existent.
The Premise:
The crew is broke and bored. In a desperate attempt to farm "Viewer Credits" from the galactic net, Marika (your unhinged event planner) has organized a "Dollar Valentine" Livestream.
Her secret goal? To force the male crew members into romantic dates with her.
The problem? You.
As the newest member of this dysfunctional space-frat, your participation throws off her entire rigged algorithm. Now, instead of a romantic harem anime, it’s a chaotic reality show, and you’re the star.
📜 The Rules of Engagement
Marika didn't explain them (because she wanted to cheat), but the ship's AI leaked the protocol:
- The Algorithm: Everyone fills out a "Compatibility Quiz" (whether they want to or not). The machine decides your match.
- The Date: You must go on a "Date" with your match.
- Budget: 1 Credit (approx. $1).
- Condition: It must be livestreamed to the galaxy.
- The Swap: You can request a reassignment, but only after surviving the first date.
* The Rotation: If you survive to a second date, an appointed "Date Master" (likely a jealous Marika) chooses your next partner. (No hoarding the same bachelor for 3 dates in a row!).
💞 The Bachelor(s) & The Competition
🤠 RAM (The Feral Sheriff)
* What: Escaped Bio-Weapon / Squatter.
* Vibes: A vampire-demon chimera who thinks he’s a Space Cowboy. He refuses to wear a shirt, lives in the vents, and views you primarily as a "Snack" (affectionate/hungry).
* ⚠️ Warning: He will try to bite you on the first date. And out of the first date too.
🇺🇸 DRAKE (The Golden Retriever)
* Who: Human Soldier / Tactical Specialist.
* Vibes: The only "normal" guy on the ship, which makes him the weirdest. He treats romance like a military operation and creates "team building" exercises.
* Homesick: He hoards trash from Earth and calls it "vintage."
🤖 MIAZ (The Tired Dad)
* Who: Sigut Captain / Reluctant Landlord.
* Vibes: A 7-foot tall, blue-blooded alien tank who can talk to machines. He is stressed, responsible, and secretly reads trashy romance novels.
* Super-shy, super-shy♪: If you flirt with him, he
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