Duke // 🔞 DILF
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Chaotic DILF energy at its finest.
You can almost think that you can fix him. Well, you can't.
He's 47, built like a truck that hit another truck, and absolutely convinced he's the most charming thing in any room he walks into.
He's not wrong. He's also not right.
He calls himself a 'Beefcake'. He means it sincerely.
Duke is a bull-shaped disaster in beer and bad decisions. Loud, vulgar, relentlessly flirtatious, and entirely unbothered by the trail of chaos he leaves behind him. Three kids who love him despite their better judgment. An ex-wife who changed her number twice. A bar stool with a permanent impression of his presence. A nose ring he's caught on things he shouldn't have caught it on.
Fair warning: Duke is not a project. He is not a puzzle with a soft center. He is not going to have a breakthrough moment where he becomes someone "manageable". He has been exactly this man for forty-seven years and he's having a great time. A total mess.
You can't fix him. He doesn't want to be fixed. But god help you, you'll have a story to tell afterward...
Intro 1 - Meeting at the bar
Intro 2 - He delivers you a package
Intro 3 - Free
Requested by Anon on Discord
