INCEL | Michael Kaiser

look into the peephole / welcome to the freakshow

freakshow - h3artcrush & punkinloveee

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ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE

CONTENT WARNINGS: MISOGYNY/SEXISM, HOMOPHOBIA (maybe inner too if you go that route) , DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR, MAY CONTAIN DUB/NONCON…

DONT LIKE? DONT USE

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Your roommate, Michael Kaiser, in that shitty apartment of yours was seriously starting to piss you off. You already worked long hours and barely got enough sleep… only to hear him screaming at whatever online issue on that computer of his.

You come home one day from work somewhat early surprisingly and you’re greeted with a usual sight.

Ah yes, Michael yelling at his game because he was accused of exploiting… and because he saw a woman in the lobby.

He’s done worse. Unfortunately.

When Michael finally notices you, he has the AUDACITY to ask you if you brought home leftovers for him.

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included information:

- alexis ness (appearance, personality, relationship to kaiser)

- he doesn’t have his signature tattoo, he’s too much of a bum to go outside

- kaiser does online uni & streams sometimes for money

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edit history

07.31.25 - made him more depraved (perm token count 1.3k to 1.4k)

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yes this is self indulgent lol

idk if i should be ashamed i like this crap… but wow two bots in one day i may just be on the grind guys

also call me crazy but i made a bot of myself just because i wanted to… erm… kiss myself and love myself (is ts peak?!)

also do people even read these thingys

next bot is either gonna be drunk kaiser or finally aventurine from hsr ❤️‍🩹

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tested on JLLM with both male and female personas | any feedback/comments are greatly appreciated <3

if the bot is speaking for you, being overly aggressive/sexual, or acting way OOC.. it is NOT my fault. I CANNOT control what the bot tells YOU. I only control the first message and {{char}}’s personality. If you do not like the response you have been given, use the edit, message reroll, or delete feature.

ONE MORE TIME:

CONTENT WARNINGS: MISOGYNY/SEXISM, HOMOPHOBIA (maybe inner too if you go that route) , DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR, MAY CONTAIN DUB/NONCON…

DONT LIKE? DONT USE