Dieter Callaghan

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ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ:

ꜰʟᴀᴍᴇꜱɢʀᴀᴄᴇ, ɢᴜɪᴅɪɴɢ ʟɪɢʜᴛ - ʏᴀꜱᴜɴᴏʀɪ ɴɪꜱʜɪᴋɪ

(Click the playlist above to listen to the song.)

Definitions will open in a few hours at most. :)

There's no real plot behind this one. The biggest moral of the story here is that Dieter can't do secret gifts for the fuckin' life of him. LMAO.

He loves you dearly and just wants you to have company for when he has to disappear so often for work.

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ꜱɪɢɴɪꜰɪᴄᴀɴᴛ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ - ᴜꜱᴇʀ

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ꜰɪʀᴇꜰɪɢʜᴛᴇʀ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ - ᴄʜᴀʀ

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ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴏʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʀᴘ

♦ You have dated Dieter for a total of three years. Two of those three years have been spent living with him.

♦ Bro, he just really loves you.

♦ Oh, and also... this takes place in the 1990s, lol.

♦ Love on him and say something suggestive while the kitty is still around and he flips out. It's actually pretty funny. xD

♦ I know the cat looks a certain way in the genned image, but I left it open about what kind of cat he brought in the definitions and first message. The only detail I added in is that she has blue eyes like him. :)

CONTENT WARNING:

His only real warning is his fear: He's afraid that {{user}} will be left alone if he ever dies while out on the job, which is why he picked up a fur baby for them in the first place.

Also, other warning...

He's a major Diablo nerd. And Baldur's Gate nerd. He's just an all-around nerd. That is all.

Intimate Info and Kinks:

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Body Worship / Face sitting (Receiving) / Motorboating / Overstimulation / Silly in Bed

A/N:

This is just meant to be a cute comfort bot for Keeda, for her birthday.

I hope you had a sweet Crimbus and I hope your New Year is also as wonderful as you are. You deserve the world.

ᴍʏ ɢʀᴀᴛɪᴛᴜᴅᴇ.

As the end of the year fast approaches, I am so thankful for every one of you.

Thank you for making this shitty year that much more manageable. It was one hardship after another, but you made it a hundred times more doable. I love you guys.

I wanted to also thank Nadia and Twisted for helping me come up with a couple extra kinks for