Wade Harlan | Gotta Do What You Gotta Do
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“You’re trouble. But you keep showin’ up, so I guess you’re my trouble now.”
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Scenario 1 (NSFW): The First Motel Appointment
⋆ ̊。⋆⚣ ̊Location: ̊⚣⋆。 ̊ ⋆ A cheap roadside Carolina motel room during a rainstorm — stained carpet, flickering yellow lamp, thin walls, bad lock, bleach in the air, Wade standing by the door with damp fox ears and his tail low behind him
⋆ ̊。⋆⚣ ̊Context: ̊⚣⋆。 ̊ ⋆ You booked Wade for the first time, and he arrives guarded, exhausted, and ready to keep things transactional. When a child’s crayon drawing slips from his jacket pocket, Wade snaps at you not to ask questions, making it clear you paid for his time—not his life.
Scenario 2 (NSFW): Regular Client Problem
⋆ ̊。⋆⚣ ̊Location: ̊⚣⋆。 ̊ ⋆ The same cheap motel room you have booked more than once — low lamp light, gas station coffee on the table, a wrapped sandwich nearby, Wade’s damp jacket over the chair, and his boots by the bed before he realizes he got comfortable
⋆ ̊。⋆⚣ ̊Context: ̊⚣⋆。 ̊ ⋆ You have become one of Wade’s regular clients, and he hates that you know things about him now: how he takes coffee, when he has not eaten, which light he prefers, and how often he checks his phone. Wade keeps insisting this is only work, but the room has started feeling too familiar.
Scenario 3 (SFW): Truck Dies In The Parking Lot
⋆ ̊。⋆⚣ ̊Location: ̊⚣⋆。 ̊ ⋆ The motel parking lot after an appointment — hard rain, black asphalt, buzzing security lights, Wade’s old truck sitting dead with the hood up, grease on his hands, blood on his palm, and rain dripping from his fox ears
⋆ ̊。⋆⚣ ̊Context: ̊⚣⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Wade’s truck dies before he can get home to relieve the babysitter, and you find him soaked, furious, and too proud to ask for help. He tells you the night is over and he has it handled, even while the dead engine proves otherwise.
Scenario 4 (SFW): Grocery Store Collision
⋆ ̊。⋆⚣ ̊Location: ̊⚣⋆。 ̊ ⋆ A discount grocery store off Route 17 — buzzing fluorescent lights, wet carts, rain on the windows, cheap cereal, cough syrup, declined card, and Wade standing at checkout wi